Wednesday, May 15, 2019

The Perfect Man!!!

How many of you ladies out there want THE PERFECT MAN???
How many of you men out there WANT TO BE THE PERFECT MAN???
We'd all like to either marry him or be him right?! Don't deny it!!! Annnnnd really, there is a PERFECT MAN!!!! Well believe it or NOT, there ACTUALLY is a perfect man...BESIDES JESUS...yes, indeed there is!!! Don't start swooning ladies and don't start puffing out your chests men...that'll definitely take you off the perfect list annnnnd NO HE'S NOT THAT Mr. Wonderful doll people love to send me pics of and say "I thought of you!!!" HAHAHA, you know the doll that says affirming things OR the GROW A MAN little mini OR take a date key chain...OR...
Cuz he's CHOCOLATE!!!
I get this chocolate one sent to me in a pic at least 3 times during Valentine's season...Really guys...I looooooove chocolate, buuuuuuuut MODEST CHOCOLATE only puleeeeeeeeze!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Some of you reading this are like, OOOOOOOOOOOh, that was me...YEEEEEEEES, it was YOU!!! Annnnnnnnd I LOOOOOOOOOOVE YOU, Annnnnnnnnnnd it's all good!!! Hee, hee!!! 😉😍😙 I mean, I usually don't care depending on the person, buuuuut this one guy sooooo annoyed me once. For this little grow-a-date, he was all, look Mary for you! (I was so beyond annoyed) then when my friend broke up with, him, I THOUGHT about sending him one and saying, looks like you need it now bro...buuuuuuut I REFRAINED!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
If only the will of God was as simple as a trip to the store, wouldn't that be nice??? Buuuuuuuuut hey, also kinda boring and probably not as special OR exciting!!!! 
Anywayz, back to the Bible's perfect man, besides Jesus...
When I talk about THE PERFECT MAN: I'm talking about an actual man that lived. Quite a few years ago, at the Bible College I attended at a local church across town, I had a teacher, Brother Brown from Avondale, that challenged us about no one but God being perfect. HE was teaching us on Job and he read to us, "There was a man in the land of Uz, whose name was Job; and that man was perfect and upright, and one that feared God, and eschewed evil." (Job 1:1) I paraphrase but he said to us that there was one perfect besides God and it was Job. He said that the Bible says Job was perfect, I didn't decide he was perfect, God did, and if God said he was perfect, then HE WAS PERFECT. 
I recently brought that lesson up to a group of friends. We were standing around talking and someone brought up something petty, but not a big deal, they had done that they wished they hadn't and then someone else was like, well you know, NO ONE'S PERFECT! Someone else says, yeah only God is perfect. I immediately remembered what I had learned all these years ago and I was like, weeeeeeeeeeellllll ACTUALLY, the Bible says that JOB WAS PERFECT!!!  Everyone just kinda looks at me, I'm like really it does, I CHALLENGE YOU to argue with God! Its right there you guys in Job 1:1, JOB WAS PERFECT!!! Everyone just started laughing, okaaaaaaaaay your right Mary!!! I'm like, WEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL, that's what Bro. Brown told us in class....I don't know if I woulda actually figured that out on my own accord...Buuuuuut I do listen in class!!! Hee, hee!!!
I may not be perfect...
 buuuuut I know who was!!! 
(Join me tomorrow for Part 2: How to be perfect! And yes really it is possible I mean, heeeeeeyyyy...just look at...Oh snap...I better stay humble!!! Hee, hee!!!;)
♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. Warning: If you are striving to be OR wanting the perfect man, please take note THAT he may come with a lot of tests, all your kids may die, all your possesions may be lost, he also may come with boils, and as his wife, you may tell him to die!!! Jus sayin!!! AHAHAHAHAAAA!!!