Eavesdropping in the ladies room!!!

I'm literally listening to THE MOST INTERESTING, dramatic conversation in the bathroom 🚽 stall next to me at the gym!!! I was gonna turn on my audio story to my ear buds buuuuuut this is waaaaaay more interesting!!!! Sooooo the just is this chick doesn’t know how her boyfriend can really looooove her when they just barely started dating and he doesn’t even know her favorite color yet!!!! I'm liiiiiiiike can everyone puleeeeeeze STOP flushing the toilet and using the air dryer soooooo i can hear BETTER!!!! 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😇

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i just wanna shoutout girrrrrrlllll go with your instincts… he doesn’t loooooovecyou yet!!! Buuuuuuut then what do i know???? it’s been 19 years since i’ve been in a relationship and i don’t necessarily think knowing MY FAVORITE COLOR EQUALS LOOOOOVE!!!! i mean, you’d have to be blind to NOT KNOW my favorite color is pink!!! 😂 

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Now she’s liiiiike, i mean he hasn’t even seen me mad yet!!! bahahahahaaa!! The gym rules say NO SELFIES IN THE BATHROOM BUUUUUUT THANKFULLY they don’t say anything about eavesdropping!!!!! bahahahahaaa 

♥Mary Frances 

Happy National Spaghetti Day!!!

One of THE BEST DAYS EVERRRRRR!!!!

I loooooooove SPAGHETTI!!!

ALWAYS HAVE!!!

ALWAYS WILL!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

THAT AWKWARD SINGLE MOMENT WHEN…

(This is inspired from yesterday’s post!!! ;)

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When you realize you can ONLY MARRY the second best looking person in the world!!!!

Bahahahaaa!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuut hopefully MORE humble!!! I don’t think i should marry anyone like me!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

♥Mary Frances :)

Be careful with you ask for!!!

I TOLD SANTA,

All i wanted for Christmas this year was…

The best looking person in the whole world!!!

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I was EXPECTING to meet my dream come true man, buuuuuuuuuuut imagine my absolute SHOCK when i woke up Christmas morning…

IN A BOX!!! 📦 

Ahahahaaaaa!!!

Ahahahaaaaa!!!p

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Soooooo you see, be careful what you ask for, it was very dark and claustrophobic in That box!!!! 📦 bahahahahahahahaaa!!! I literally crack myself!!! If no else laughs it’s ok, CUZ I DID!!! Good one Mar bear, GOOD ONE!!! 🙌

♥Mary Frances :)

That awkward moment when...

Sooooooo I was as on Pinterest and randomly reading gift 🎁 idea 💡 lists and I found a list that I wanted pretty much EVERYTHING ON IT!!! And I was THINKING liiiiiiiike omw this list is probably for young adults, liiiiiike people that just graduated from high school/college age range cuz ya know, I’m younger than most 42-year-olds…

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Buuuuuuuuuut much to my dismay when i looked at the age range for this gift idea list, IT WAS NOT GIFT 🎁 IDEAS FOR YOUNG ADULTS…

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It wasn't even a list of gift ideas for TEENAGERS...

It was gift ideas for…

TWEENS!!!

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OOOOOOOPS!!! 😱 

I was liiiiiiike SERIOUSLY??? My tastes haven’t even made it to TEENS YET??? Let alone young adulthood???🤣😂🤣
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I can just see my future grandchildren talking to their peers, like, no really, hot pink and cute bows are for old people!!! What do you mean your grandma doesn’t have stuffed animals and shopkins??? My grandma loves getting teddy bears 🧸 for Christmas!!! Wait, soooooo YOUR GRANDMA DOESNT LISTEN TO ADVENTURE MS IN ODYSSEY WITH YOU????

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Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

♥Mary Frances :)