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Monday, December 26, 2022

Happy Day After Christmas!!!

Good one Mar, GOOD ONE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

That awkward moment when...

you realize you CAN only marry THE SECOND BEST-LOOKING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, August 15, 2018

That awkward moment when #947590322222

1. That awkward moment when you see someone you know, so you wave and smile at them, but they don't see you!!!

2.That even AWKWARDER MOMENT when someone smiles and waves to YOU, so you smile and wave back, buuuuuuuuuuut it's really NOT YOU they were waving at, buuuuuuuut someone behind you!!!!

3.That AWKWARDEST MOMENT WHEN... someone starts talking to someone BEHIND YOU, and it almost seems like they're talking to you, buuuuuuuuuut you say to yourself, NOPE, not gonna fall for that one today!!! SOOOOOO you don't respond! Buuuuuuuut the person behind you NEVERRRR responds to the person talking to them. After three attempts, they finally say, did you hear me? Annnnnd you think, WELL OBVIOUSLEY THEY DIDN'T or else they would have responded to you by now, buuuuuut the person is just staring at YOU...Then it dawns on you, OMW, THEY ARE TALKING TO ME!!!

Guess who, may have fallen

into, the last category??? ;)

Yeah, AWKARD!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, December 29, 2017

That Awkward moment when...

Soooooo as I stated in an earlier post, in the beginning of this month, Joe and Anali Velez came in from Roswell NM to surprise Stultz for his college graduation!!!

Sooooooo I've been pumping everyone up, like YOU GUYS, when they say his name, we have got to scream SOOOOOOOOOOO LOUD!!! I told him, like, IF you don't hear me when they yell your name then, THE WHOLE night is just a FAIL for me!!! (Obviously NOT for him since he's getting that degree) So when they yelled his name I'm telling you guys I SCREAMED SOOOO loud I thought the whole world could probably hear me!!!

Afterwards, I was like, so Jonathon, DID YOU HEAR ME??? He was like, just barely!! I was like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? Like, OMW Jonathon, I was sooooooooooo loud, I can't believe you hardly even heard me!!!

So I turned to Joe and Anali and I'm like, YOU GUYS, wasn't I like soooooooooooo LOUD!!! So they were like, Yeah...then Joe just busts up laughing and was like, BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT, you were like, 10 TIMES LOUDER when the school released the balloons and streamers from the ceiling!!! I'm like, I WAS???? They're like,

YEEEESSS!!!

Soooooooooooo there you have it my friends,

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN...

You find out you, screamed LOUDER for balloons and streamers coming out of the ceiling, than you did for YOUR FRIEND that spent YEARS of their life, giving up fun and fellowship for studying and doing homework, class projects etc...to get their college degree in accounting...YEAH... AWWWWWKWARD!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

#SORRYSTULTZ

The funniest part about the whole thing is that I LITERALLY have NO RECOLLECTION of my screaming when the balloons and streamers came out, it LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED!!! See I had planned my scream for Stultz, buuuuut the balloons and streamers was completely Unplanned!!! It was just a completely natural reaction of PURE exhilleration I had to seeing the balloons and streamers come pouring out!!! EEEEEEEEEH...I sooooo loved it!!!!

Plus now I have some new ideas for WHEN I GET MARRIED!!! People are like, you know, if we do wait til we get married to kiss, I don't want to make a big deal about it you know, its NOT a show of how pure we are etc...annnnnnnnd I'm like, I TOTALLY agree with that!!! I don't want to make a big deal of it either...I was just thinking maybe...SOME BALLOONS AND STREAMERS FALLING OUT OF THE CEILING FOR OUR FIRST KISS!!! That's all!!! ;)

I mean, IF I HAD KNOWN that college graduations do that, I MAY HAVE ACTUALLY GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE...just for THAT MOMENT!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Seriously, his mom recorded it happening, so I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaay whenever i'm having a bad day I'm going to just hit that and I can just be like, EEEEEEEEH again...maybe I can even get a Bible scripture to scroll across, like Jeremiah 29:11...BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

The other day I was talking to one of my friends and she was like, You know Mary, God's plans for us are so much better than we could ever even fathom or imagine in our minds!!! I was like, I know, LIKE THE BALLOONS AND STREAMERS!!! She was like, WOW MARY, REALLY???? I was like, YEEEEEEEES, REALLY!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

That awkward moment WHEN...

Your waiting in a very, very, very, very, LOOOOOOOONG line to see the Hello Kitty Café van, and all of the sudden you notice that the mom in front of you has the most ADORABLE little baby boy everrrrrrr!!!! Annnnnnnnd you notice that his hair is just so soft and fluffy looking, like down, beckoning you to reach and out and TOUCH IT!!!

Soooooooooooooooo you smile sweetly at the mother you don 't know and casually pat her sweet lil baby on the head...aaaaaaahhh sooooooooo SOFT, just like you imagined!!!!

Then your eyes immediately lay hold of something on his baby carrier that you had NEVERRRRR noticed before in the hour you've been waiting....

That would be a sign on his baby carrier that says, BEFORE YOU TOUCH, PLEASE WASH YOUR HANDS!!!!

Oooooooooooops!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!