Saturday, September 26, 2020

Friday, September 25, 2020

Mary Reccomends!!!

You guys have GOT to try this Pink Grapefruit popcorn put out by Lesser Evil snacks I discovered at WHOLE FOODS!!!!! It's soooooooooooo gooooooood!!!! LIIIIIIIIIIIIKE, really!!!!
 
This popcorn is slightly sweet, kinda tangy and a tad bit salty 
and 100000000 percent DELICIOUS!!!

Did I mention beautiful too??? Look at those pink flecks on it!!!!

The good news is that this popcorn is also low in calories, about 110 calories a serving!!!! And three cups in ONE SERVING!!! Annnnnnnnd five servings in one bag-That's AWESOME!!!

That's worth kissing over-yes, I kiss food!!!
 Sooooooooo should you "ACCIDENTALLY" eat the whole bag, it's ONLY 550 calories!!! I mean, I know NONE of us would actually eat the whole bag, buuuuuuuut, you jus sayin-IN CASE, cuz ya know, accidents happen!!!! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, September 24, 2020

Just stupid, NOT Stupid-stupid!!!

Soooooooo miraculously, we ACTUALLY had some really nice weather this past weekend. Of course you all know what that means for me, I'm hitting the mountains!!!

Weeeeelllll I had been putting off buying new hiking shoes, cuz weeeeellll let's be real, hiking shoes are UGLY and although needed, they're kinda like buying new tires for your car-BORING!!!!On the way up the mountain, everything was JUST FINE!!!
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HOWEVERRRR, on the way down was a completely different story!!! First of all, a bee decided to chase me AGAIN!!! (Remember last year HERE!!!) I don't know WHY buuuuut they always want to just nestle in my hair and I'm like NOT cool with that!!!  

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Soooooooo I just take off running down the mountain and the bee starts chasing me. WEEEEELLLL all of the sudden my shoes lose traction and I slip and fall like I never have before. I slide down and fall on my back. One leg is pulled completely straight back behind me. Thankfully, i'm a very STRETCHY person and nothing was broken. Just a big cut on my elbow. (can you imagine the ambulance coming up the moutain-although it might be kinda fun being carried on stretcher down the mountain! LOL) 

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Buuuuuuuuuut the fall REALLLLLLY scared me. The whole time, the rest of the way down I kept praying and asking God not to let me fall again. Buuuuuuut then as an after thought, I said, AND GOD, I also PROMISE TO THROW THESE OLD, WORN OUT, HIKING SHOES annnnnnd will NOT go hiking again til I have bought new ones. And when I got home, I took those old shoes and threw them in the trash!!!

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You know why??? Because I can't expect to stay safe and then go directly putting myself back in danger!!! I may have been stupid to hike in them once, BUUUUUUUT I wasn't going to be STUPID-stupid!!!! 

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Often in life, we get ourselves into stupid spiritual situations. AND even though its all our own fault, God is merciful on us and brings us out of our own mess up. BUT we can't just keep the same old shoes and expect not to slip up again. We've got throw those old messed up shoes away, pay the spiritual price and invest in something new!!! 

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At one time or another, we can all be STUPID...

BUUUUUUUUUT...

We don't have to be STUPID-stupid!!!

 "For the Lord your God is gracious and merciful, and will not turn away his face from you, if ye return unto him." (2 Chronicles 30:9)

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, September 23, 2020

I know a magic trick!!!

 Sooooooo you guys I want to share with you all my magic trick!!!! It's something I am sooooo gooood at!!! I'm NOT sure if it's a talent OR what buuuuuuuut my magic trick is this...

I CAN MAKE MONEY DISAPPEAR!!!

Faster than anyone I know too!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
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Buuuuuuuuuuuut when I get married, it'll become a two-part magic ACT!!!!
Act 1: I make the money disappear
Act 2: HE MAKES THE MONEY REAPPEAR!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
Literally over here laughing my head off!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I have NOOOOOOO IDEA WHY I'm still single!!!!😇😉

Tuesday, September 22, 2020

Even in my sleep...

Sooooooooo the other day I'm having this dream, that my sister and I are at Dillard's, shopping at one of their big sales. Well my sister goes to pay for her $2 item and the cashier says to my sister, "that'll be $6!" And my sister says, well it's marked $2  and the lady says, well yeeeesss, buuuuut we're adding on an automatic $3 fee for the big sale today.
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Soooooooooo my sister is like, well that makes NO SENSE Forget it I dont want it! And the lady says, it's too late, you can't leave the store without paying the $3 fee, plus the other two for the product EVEN if you don't want it now because someone else COULD'VE already bought it by now. 
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Soooooooooo they're arguing back and forth, the cashier is suggesting she just pay the $6 DOLLARS, the place is packed out with crazy shoppers, (Btw: I wasn't buying anything, sooooo it REALLY WAS a dream!!!;) Sooooooooooo just as security was about to be called on my sister, I wake up...
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Annnnnnnnnnd the first thing I think is WAIT, $2 plus $3 isn't $6, IT'S FIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE DOLLARS!!!!Then I was liiiiiiiike OMW....
EVEN IN MY DREAMS...
Sorry, I havn't accomplished sleeping selfies-YET! Still working on that!!! ;)

I'M BAD AT MATH!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, September 21, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

 Stop venting and start PRAYING!!!

You need strength NOT sympathy!!!!


 

♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, September 19, 2020

Single Saturday!!!

I have a beautiful, lovely, sweet married friend, that i havent talked to in FOREVERRRR, buuuuuuut you know who you are IF you still read my blog, that once told me that guys used to tell her, OH, your just playing hard-to-get, and when they would say this she would think, I'm NOT playing, hard-to-get, I AM HARD TO GET!!! I was like, you know, I LIIIIIIIKE that!!! 
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Anywayz, I just wanted to say, don't live by games. I may NOT be good at the whole "hard-to-get" thing, buuuuuuuuuuuuut...
I'm pretty sure I'm getting an
 A+++++++++++++ on the whole...
 HARD TO FORGET THING!!!
Just be REAL...and everything else will work out.... 
even if it means being single in your late 30's-Hee, hee!!! 


♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, September 18, 2020

Pentecostal kids 2020!!!

 You might me a Pentecostal Child in 2020 WHEN...

When your quoting Acts 2 and instead 

of saying cloven tongues you say...

 COVID TONGUES!!!

 True story folks!!! So the kids at LCA, our church school, are memorizing Acts 2 and O started saying COVID tongues...I waited for the school to correct it just cuz it made me laugh so hard and I wanted everyone else to laugh too!!! (I BELIEVE Pastor has corrected him though! HAHA!!!) 

Thankfully, COVID tongues are NOT

 the evidence of the Holy Ghost!!! 

"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance." (Acts 2:1-4)

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, September 17, 2020

Mary Reccomends!!!

Sour patch chips ahoy cookies!!! These guys are sooooooo BOMB!!! We tried these back in June at Target and I must say, BEWARE OF THEM, because YOU WILL eat the WHOLE PACKAGE!!!!

Sweet. Sour. Gone.

If you like sour patch candies, these are even better!!! 

They're weird buuuuuuuut good..

.Kinda liiiiiiike....

ME!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, September 16, 2020

Just Flirting ( Devotional Repost-2015)

Flirting!!! I was thinking about that...as a SINGLE person, there is JUST SOMETHING about FLIRTING!!! LOL!!! I mean lets all be honest...its FUN in the right context of course! Ya know what I mean, that harmless, fun teasing between a guy and girl...ahhhh...FUN TIMES!!! HAHA!!! I mean think about it you know when you just feel that SPARK...that chemistry??? Your just like OH WOW!!!
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This one time, i had this HUGE crush on like a very, very, VERY HANDSOME Apostolic young man buuuuuuut as we became friends, thats ALL it was...good conversation buuuuuut I NEVER felt sparks...its like no matter how attractive of a person that he was, there was just NO CHEMISTRY!!! sooooo i just kind of lost interest in him and the next thing I knew I fell for this OTHER guy and honestly, he really wasn't as good looking as the other guy, buuuuut there was something about our personalities together annnnnd man there were sparks!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! Even tho it would be hard TO ACTUALLY start a convo with him...once we did...MAN...chemistry was STRONG!!! Some of my close girls were like, BUT MARY, the other guy is better lookin and you could talk to him easily, annnnnnd this guy isn't as good lookin and its HARDER for you to talk to him...
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I'm like I know buuuuuuuuut SPARKS girls...SPARKS!!! I mean really, MY NAME IS MARY GINTY and i'm the daughter of Frances Ginty, talking comes NATURALLY for me!!! I could talk to pretty much ANYONE, I could probabley even get a mute person to talk to me...BAHAHAHA!!! So i'm mean...just BEING able to talk to someone...is NOT a big deal for me...like HELLO...BORING!!! HOWEVER, not every person that I talk to, do I feel sparks...ANNNND I LIKE SPARKS!!! Yup! Yup! There is just NOTHING like some GOOD O FLIRTING!!! Can I can and AMEN from anyone out there??? ;)
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Buuuuuuut at the same time, none of us want to be KNOWN as a FLIRT!!! None of us want to be known as the kind of person that flirts with everyone, without really having ANY sort of a true interest in them...being that way...it just gives you a BAD REPUTATION!!!
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I remember seeing a friend, a really good, Godly young lady, one time talking to a guy and after a few weeks I asked her, SOOOOO are you INTERESTED??? And she was like, actually, NO, I don't think I am! And I was like, REALLY, WHY NOT??? I mean, i was really curious, because although I didn't know the guy all that well, he was definatley on the very handsome, attractive side and I knew quite a few girls that would just LOVE to have this guys attention. So my friend, just looked at me and was like, well I don't mean to talk bad about him, buuuuuut to be perfectly honest, he is just TO MUCH OF A FLIRT!!! (Aka: A PLAYER!!!)
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Nobody wants a FLIRT!!! And while flirting outside of marriage is okay, WHILE YOUR SINGLE, within marriage, aside from flirting with each other, FLIRTING with other people is NOT ok! I mean, being VERY SINGLE and all myself, I do NOT know all that much about marriage, buuuuuut I do know, that I would NOT be okay with my husband flirting with other woman! How would you feel if you were married and your spouse was flirting with other people, and when you brought it up, WHAT IF they didn't think it was a big deal??? WHAT IF their response was...I'm NOT CHEATING on you...
I'm JUST FLIRTING!!!
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Oh man!!! I would sooooooo NOT be ok with that!!! Talk about INFURITATING!!! I mean come on...We're married!!! ACT MARRIED!!! We can all CLEARLY see this concept and YET, I see SOOOOOOO much, people IN THE CHURCH... that are SUPPOSED to be in a sold out relationship with Jesus Christ, JUST FLIRTING WITH THE WORLD!!!
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Tuesday, September 15, 2020

May I ask you a question???

What does PLETHORA mean???

 PLETHORA MEANS...

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 Oooooooh, sooooooo that's what plethora means...AHA!!!
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 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! If no one else is laughing, it's ok, CUZ I AM!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! Literally crack myself up! Your soooooo funny Mary!!! LOLOLOL #WordNerd

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, September 14, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

Whateverrrrr it takes, STAY SAFE!!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!



♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, September 12, 2020

Soooooooooo TRUE!!!

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRUE!!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!


♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, September 11, 2020

Another Superpower!!!

Some time ago, at a family get together, one of my nephews thought he could freak me out while trying to escape from his beloved Aunt Mary's hugs on the couch! As a final resort of torture to get me away, he stuck his feet in my face and said I'd have to smell his smelly feet if I tried to hug him!!! I just shrugged and said, I don't care!!! I'm NOT scared of smelly feet threats, i said, I'm NOT scared because of my superpower!!! You wanna know what my superpower is???

I RIDE THE CHURCH VAN!!!


Annnnnnnnd that 

is MY SUPERPOWER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

(Cuz if you can endure church van pick-ups-SMELLY FEET ARE NOTHING!!!)

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, September 10, 2020

Preaching Messages By O #1

Soooooooo we all remember the things we would say imitating preachers growing up!!!! Well, this is kid's preaching in the year 2020!!!!

Odin's Preaching message!!!

1. You gotta be baptized in JESUS NAME...
guys, I was BAAAAAAPTIIIIIZED IN JESUS NAME!!!!

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2. You gotta get THE HOLY GHOST!!!! I got the Holy Ghost! 

I Spoke in other tongues!!!!

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3.No shaking hands, cuz the Corona Virus is STILL out there!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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Weeeeellllll folks, you heard it from Brother O!!!! buuuuuuuuut he DID leave out the whole REPENTANCE STEP....heeeeeeeeyyyyy he's still in training!!!!

Buuuuuuut he knows WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS!!!!

 "Then Peter said unto them, Repent, and be baptized every one of you in the name of Jesus Christ for the remission of sins, and ye shall receive the gift of the Holy Ghost." (Acts 2:38)
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, September 9, 2020

Chocolate Chip Tips!!!

Sooooooo a few weeks ago, one of my brothers were over and we were discussing baking and I was all like, oh yeah I keep my chocolate chips in the freezer! My brother was like, why do you keep them there? I was like, so they don't melt! He was like, really? I keep ours in the pantry and there always just fine! They may be a little softer than in the winter time but they're noT melted!

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I'm liiiiiiiiike well mine seem 

    to have a MELTING ISSUE!!!!

                 No matter what happens they 
always just seem to MELT...

MELT-IN-MY-MOUTH!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

There you have it, A MARY DIET TIP!!!! Keep them in the freezer folks...it's just safer HEALTHIER!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :) 

Monday, September 7, 2020

Saturday, September 5, 2020

Thursday, September 3, 2020

Bookie Day #2 (Wonderland Creek)

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah...Alice Grace Ripley is your typical librarian. She loves books and doesn't really live much outside of them until her boyfriend dumps her and she gets laid off due to budget cuts during the depression. “If my life were a book, no one would read it. People would say it was too boring, too predictable. A story told a million times. But I was perfectly content with my life – that is, until the pages of my story were ripped out before I had a chance to live happily ever after.” 

I'm not sure why I decided to do my first book review on here about a book that I didn't like, buuuuuuuuuuuuut, moving on....WONDERLAND CREEK!!!!  This is my absolute favorite book of fiction everrrrr!!! It's funny, adventurous, historical, it has several mysteries, it talks about prejudice, forgivness and even a little side of love!  I think I can relate to Alice in the sense that I know what it's like to really start living after the pages of your happily ever after gets ripped out and God starts writing your story. (mY STORY here)
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On an unusual whim, Alice decides to get out and goes with her Aunt and Uncle to deliver books to the poor people in the mountains of Kentucky, she never imagines that this one decision will take her on a fantastical, life-changing adventure. 
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As this sheltered city girl looks at the bloodied man, dying from a gunshot wound, in the middle of nowhere, this is the moment she starts really living..."If there's no doctor in town, what do people do when they're hurt or sick?" I asked. "You know how to pray girl?" "My father is a minister..." "Well, unless he's hiding out in the next room, he ain't gonna be any help to us is he? We best get praying!" 
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"She hates me!" Alice says of Bell, the horse Lily has forced her to learn how to ride. "Horses don't know how to hate Honey, only people are that stupid!" Says Lily. 
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The hero in this book is a 100-year-old black lady named Lily that has lived through slavery and hatred and overcome bitterness. She is the town's natural healer, mid-wife and known by all for her wisdom. Her only desire before going home to heaven, is knowing that her son, who her owner had sold and she has never found, knows Jesus. And while holding on to this one last dream, she pushes Alice into becoming the woman God wants her to be.
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“Ain't I been trying to tell you that you can't be holding grudges against people? Didn't you hear me say that? What do you think Jesus is gonna say if we come walking up to those pearly gates carrying a whole sackful of grievances and grudges on our backs? Jesus is gonna ask, What's that you toting on your back? Do you want to be opening that sack and showing Him all those ugly thing? He's dressed all in white and shining like the sun, and you're coming in with a load a hate in your your arms? Umm hmm. I can't imagine doing that.” 
― Lynn Austin, Wonderland Creek
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This book covers some pretty hard, rough places. While entertaining you with humor and mystery, amidst a family feud, a fake death, attempted murder, hidden treasure, lonely hearts, families searching for work, justice for the underpaid and overworked miners, baby blues, you are intrigued to search your own heart and pushed to dig deeper, go further and to just be a friend. This fantastical book of adventure ends with Alice back at home simply saying...
"I think Miss Lily is the wisest woman I've ever met." 
THE END

I highly recommend this adventure story!!!! 

You can order it paperback or my favorite Audible HERE!!! 

If you have any great book titles or authors that you recommend please let me know!!!

 Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

Odin's Prayer Request!!!

Sooooooooooo recently, i had a bit of acne break out on my face! Odin wakes up in the morning and first thing he says to me, Auntie, Did  you get ANOTHER owie on your face???? 
I'm liiiiiiiike REALLY????  
Then on the way out the door for church, O stops me, touches my arm with great concern, almost even a burden on his heart, and says,
 IS JESUS GOING TO HEAL 
YOUR FACE TODAY????
I'm like, REALLY???? This is your big concern in life??? That God heals the THREE ZITS on my face??? I'm liiiiiiiiiike BRO, we got more important things to pray about and MY THREE ZITS ain't them!!! I'm liiiiiiiike, Odin, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE IN TONGUES???? LETS TALK ABOUT THAT!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. Buuuuuuuuuut if God lays it on any of your hearts, go ahead and pray that Jesus heals my face!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 1, 2020

Did you forget something???

 Soooooooooo a few months ago, I'm driving home from church when my sister calls me! I rarely answer the phone due to ALWAYS keeping it on silent, buuuuuuut, I happened to catch this call!!!!

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My sister is like, did you forget something at church?! I'm liiiiiiiike, UH, NO! She's like, Did you forget SOMEONE at church! I'm like, Noooooooo!!! She's like, ARE YOU SURE??? I'm sitting there in my car thinking, okaaaaaaayyy, I love your kids almost like my own, buuuuuuuuut they're NOT my kids. At the end of the day, they're not my responsibility!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuut NOT wanting to give my sister total attitude about it and start a fight, I was like, Oh had wanted me to take MaryJo and Odin home today? She's like, UH HOW ABOUT YOUR KID YOU BROUGHT TO CHURCH WITH YOU???
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! I gasped!!! I forgot I had picked up a Sunday School kid!!!! I was liiiiiiike, OMW....
ABBY!!!
(Yes, I spoil kids-IF they're the only one that comes, annnnnd I just got paid!!! Hee, hee!!!)
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My sister was like, YEEEEEEEEESSSS!!!!
 I'm liiiiiiiiike OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS!!!
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You always wonder about those parents that forget a kid, 
UNTIL IT'S YOU!!!!

Monday, August 31, 2020

Happy Monday!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Hope this week, you all are DELIGHTED in Jesus annnnnnd that NO ONE has stolen your lamp!!!

"This is the day the Lord has made, We will Rejoice and be Glad in it"-Psalm 118:24
♥Mary Frances :)

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Happy Sunday!!!

" I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord." (Psalm 122:1)
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Single Saturday!!!

This meme is literally, CRACKING ME UP!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Now, before anyone feels the need for feminism or women's lib lectures, let me start off by saying that I am THE LAST person that needs to be taught on this!!! My ultimate goal in life is to be a STAY AT HOME MOM, cooking and cleaning for her family...buuuuuut since I'm NOT...can i just continue to laugh??? AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I would loooooove to be less powerful!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

Friday, August 28, 2020

New Hair-style!!!

Soooooooooo last Wednesday after church Denae comes up to me and was like, when I saw your hair at alter call, I thought you had died it purple!!!! I was like, HUH???? She points to my hair scarf and it was like the exact length and size of my hair and it was covering up my actual braid!!! My pastor overhearing us was like, I actually had to do a double take too!!! I was liiiiiiike THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
Liiiiiiiiiike YUP, I had NOTHING better to do than to dye my hair purple and just come to church liiiiiiike, NO BIGGIE, What's up peeps!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I mean, NOT that I would, BUUUUUUUUT, I was gonna be that stupid, it would definitely be PINK not PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Thursday, August 27, 2020

What's worse???

After yesterday's post about my very awkward moment, I was inspired to ask you all this question (If you haven't read  yesterdays post, you probably should!) 
QUESTION!!!
As a woman, that is proud to be a woman: WHAT IS WORSE??? 
To be mistaken for a man or to be mistaken for a pregnant woman????
For me personally, I think to be mistaken for a man is worse cuz it's like, THE ULTIMATE diss everrrr to me!!!! Liiiiiiiike literally!!!! Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure I'll NEVERRRR be mistaken for a man!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
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Text me if you have my number or email me maryfranceswriting@gmail.com
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♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Awkwardly helpful!!

Soooooooooo I've always LOVED Trader Joe's, buuuuuuuut thanks to Hanna and the cookbook her and Brandon got me for my birthday, I've been getting EVEN MORE into it!!! Weeeeeeeeeeellllll the other day I was at Trader Joe's stocking up on my favorite sweet and spicy jarred jalapenos, when I noticed I very tall broad-shouldered man that was trying to be a woman. I'm thinking in my head liiiiiiike really bro, it's NOT happening!!! 
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Buuuuuut whateverrrr, ain't none of my business, the aisle was soooooo crowded and I just needed to get my stuff and be on my way to prayer meeting at church. As I'm getting my stuff, I heard something behind me fall to the ground. I looked and it was this man-trying to be a lady, and a thing of oatmeal had fallen out of their basket. I waited to see if they would realize it had fallen, buuuuuut after about 20 seconds of this person NOT realizing, I figured I would just BE HELPFUL!!! 
(BIGGGGGEST MISTAKE EVERRRRR;))))
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I'm liiiiiiiiiiike, excuse me sir...No one turned around...I tried again, Excuse me sir! No one turned, i'm like right behind them...I'm like, maybe this man isn't turning cuz he identifies as a woman???? Does he expect me to say Ma'am???? This is soooooo weird....maybe i should just forget about the oatmeal on the floor...he doesn't really need it...
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All of the sudden, HE TURNS AROUND, GLARES AT ME AND SAYS...
EXCUSE ME???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??? ANNNNNND OMW...He was NOT trying to be a SHE, he SHE, REALLY WAS, A SHE!!! 
Ooooooooooops...guess I shoulda just gone with the whole, being politically correct thing and everything woulda been ok!!! It just got DEAD SILENT ON THE AISLE!!! Idk how many people were laughing behind their masks buuuuuuut I was SCARED out of my wits!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
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I was liiiiiiike, Ummmmmmmmmm... I mean, this lady was MAAAAAAD at me...I genuinely felt really bad....buuuuuuuuuut would it really help the situation if I apoligized to her for thinking she was a man, TRYING to be a lady???? (I didn't think so!) Soooooo i'm just like, ummmmm...UMMMM...UH, you dropped something... She snatched up that oatmeal and stomped out of the aisle!!! 
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I was liiiiiiikkkkke MAAAAAAAAANNNN...it's NOT like I said it to be mean!!! We all have that akward mistaken identity moment right??? I mean someone mistook me for pregnant once, (At Trader joe's) you didn't see me getting all hot like that!!! (I mean, he was like 4, and I was wearing a maternity looking top, buuuuuuut....bahahahahaaaa)
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I'm like, weeeeeeeeeeeellllll THAT WAS AWKWARD!!!! Next time I'm unsure of someone's gender, THAT OATMEAL IS STAYING ON THE FLOOR!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Sooooo many compliments...

OR NOT???
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Soooooooo a few weeks ago I wore a new outfit to church that I just literally adored!!! On the drive home my sister randomly asked me if I got any compliments on my outfit? I was like, Oh YES, 
I got SOOOOOOOO MANY
 COMPLIMENTS ON IT!!! 

My sister was like, Oh really, like who? So I'm like, weeeeeeeeelllll Sister Anna and Janelle annnnnnd...and I just kinda pause and my sister is like waiting for me to say WHO ELSE on my loooooooong list of complimenters annnnnnd I'm just thinking, trying to remember WHO ELSE had complimented me on my outfit, finally I'm like, well I guess that's it!!!!
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My sister was liiiiiiiiiiike, I thought you said you had gotten so many compliments??? I'm liiiiiike, weeeeeeeellll, when I thought about it, I just realized that ALL the other compliments were from ME...
EVERY TIME I WALKED BY A MIRROR!!!
HEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!👊
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! My sister was just like, WOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!! 
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Now before anyone feels the need to lecture me on NOT standing in front of the mirror and admiring myself, let me clarify something!!! I wasn't ACTUALLY continually standing in front of the mirror, it was just that EVERY TIME I happened to walk by a mirror, I would catch a glimpse of my outfit and give myself a compliment on it!!! 
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Also, I am a complimenter!!! If I like something someone is wearing, I TELL THEM!!! I loooooove your outfit girrrrrl!!! Rocking those shoes sista!!! Niiiiiiice tie bro!!! OMW!!! Your baby looks adorable!!! Ooooooh look whose losing weight, GOOD JOB!!! Wow bro, congratdulations on actually buying something new, I'm soooooo happy for you!!! Heeeeeey looking good sis! Looking sharp in that suit brotha!!! That's just ME!!! It's WHO I am and I am sincere in the compliments I give!! 
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Sooo I'm just treating myself THE SAME WAY I treat everyone else!!! 😊😇
                                                               JUS SAYIN!!! ;)))
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♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Girls BE LIIIIIIIKE...

#Mary'sFamousLastWords 😇

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, August 17, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Kid's start school at LCA tomorrow!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hope their brains aren't feeling inadequate after THE WORLD'S LONGEST SPRING BREAK EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, August 15, 2020

SIngle Saturday!!!

#thegoodquote 🌻
Weeeeeeeeellllll, at least no one can accuse me of RUSHING!! 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, August 14, 2020

WARNING!!!

I normally don't bother with reading warning signs posted around in bathrooms, but traveling this summer, I happened to read this sign on the bathroom mirror in one of the gas stations...
 Sooooooooo HILARIOUS!!!
SOOOOOOOOO MARYish!!!
Of course I had to take a selfie with it!!! This is WHY I looooooove stopping at gas stations while traveling, they ALWAYS have the best sight-seeing!!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Odin's 4th of July Greeting!!!

Soooooooooo we had a quarantined 4th of July celebration this year(Insert eye roll) buuuuuut we met at my brother's house for fireworks in the street, which everyone, including a lot of neighbors on the street, and as the fireworks went off, this was O's greeting to EVERYONE...

It was quite HILARIOUS!!! Uh, wrong Holiday O!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

SMARTER THAN CFA!!!

In the world of food, IS IT POSSIBLE to be SMARTER THAN CHICK-FIL-A????
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One would think NOT, buuuuuuuuuuuut I, Mary Frances Ginty, have outsmarted them!!! Recently, CFA came out with a new summer drink, the mango-passion-fruit, lemonade, ice tea!!!! This drink is absolutely phenomenal!!!! It is refreshing and delightful to one's taste buds! (ESPECIALLY after waiting 5 hours in their drive through line!!! 😝)
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HOWEVERRRRR, Imagine my absolute horror over ordering a LARGE and they hand me a small cup, AFTER THE 5 HOUR WAIT, and i'm like, ummmm, sir, I actually ordered a large! OH, we forgot to tell you, we only serve our specialty drinks in a small! I'm liiiiiiiike, Oh...okaaaaaaaaay... I mean, it's only a 120 out so lets crank out smaller drinks and charge MORE for them too!!! GOOD IDEA CFA!!! 
Sooooooooooo my good friend, Jen Lord, who is actually the one that told me about this drink, told me that the CFA in Dallas does sell a "large" in this drink, buuuuuuuut it's only slightly larger than their small because it's the specialty large cup. Soooooooooo i'm like hmmmmmm....how can I work this out???? 
Is it possible to be smarter than CFA???
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