Wednesday, March 29, 2023

Bad Matchmaking-By Odin Ginty Case #8999999975621111

Sooooooo as i've  already told  you all, Odin is the world's MOST AWKWARD AND HORRIBLE matchmakerrrrrrr EVERRRRRRRR!!!

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Sooooooooooo back in December, we went to go Hale theatre to see this murder mystery play and to be honest it was actually kinda scary...weeeeelll honestly the music was the scariest part, buuuuuuuuut RIGHT at the end the murderer comes into the room and it's PITCH BLACK and this really eerie music comes on and the murderer is holding a knife up to the girl... and Odin is sitting next to me and i'm thinking oh i hope he isn't to scared cuz i'm feeling scared, so I hold on to him to comfort him and he's liiiiike....SOOOOOOOOOO LOUDLY...pointing to the murderer THAT IS HOLDING A KNIFE TO THE LADY...
Oooooh Aunt Mary, 
DO YOU LIIIIIIKE HIM???
I was like, SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
He's liiiiiiiiiiiiike, WEEEEEEELL DoOoOoOoOo YOU??? I was liiiiiiiiike OMW SERIOUSLEY???? I'm trying to BE SCARED right now and your making me LAUGH!!!!!!!!!!!

 Weeeeeeellllll that's ODIN FOR YA!!!


♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

When there's still roots (Part 2)

Last week, I talked with you all about how our grapefruit tree was blown over in a rainstorm but how BECAUSE there was still roots in the ground from the tree, a new tree has begun to grow in place of the old one. Refresh your memory with When There's Still Roots Part 1, today I want to talk to you all about part 2 of this aspect. Last week we saw the positive aspect of what can happen when you still have roots in a good thing, something new will begin to grow from it. 
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However, while roots in something that is good will bring forth something new that is good, when something bad is cut out of your life, if you have roots in something bad, something new, that is bad will once again begin to grow. It's good to cut out bad things in our life. Ungodly influences, worldly lusts, carnal desires, but check yourself, you have to do more than just cut down the tree, you have to get down to the heart of the issue. You may have cut the item out of your life, buuuuuuut did you also dig out the roots? 
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If you find yourself struggling over and over again with the same thing, perhaps its because you never dug out the roots. The roots of the issue must be completely dug out and destroyed, never to grow back again in another form. Search your heart today, ask God to show you if there are any roots in your heart that need to be dug out! 
If there is something, 
GET THE SHOVEL,
 it's time to start digging!!! 
"“Looking diligently lest any man fail of the grace of God; lest any root of bitterness springing up trouble you, and thereby many be defiled;” (Hebrews 12:15)
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, March 24, 2023

When there's still roots (Part 1)

So we've always had a grapefruit tree in our front yard. Weeeeeeeeeellll, a few years ago, after some recent heavy rain storms, it fell to the ground and we had to have it carried away. In the front yard there was a huge bare spot where the tree had once been. Buuuuuuut one day, when my brother was over, he noticed that there was a small green plant growing where the big grapefruit tree had been. He asked me, is that a new grape fruit tree growing there? I was like, I have no idea!
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 I went over and smelled one of the leaves and was greeted with a beautiful, strong and refreshing citrus smell...it WAS a NEW TREE!!! We were sooooooo excited!!! Apparently, the roots from our tree were still deep in the ground and with all the rain, it began to grow a tree again!! 
Sometimes, in life, there are things in our lives that fall down and are taken out of our lives, we are left with a bare and empty space that we are not sure what to do with. 
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut when we have roots in Christ, something new will grow from Him. When an old tree in your life dies, Be patient, trust in God and wait to see what God is going to put into the bareness of your life!! The tree may be gone, but you still have your roots, something new will begin to grow again!!!
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"For there is hope for a tree, When it is cut down, that it will sprout again, And its shoots will not fail. "Though its roots grow old in the ground And its stump dies in the dry soil, At the scent of water it will flourish And put forth sprigs like a plant." (Job 14:7-9)
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"Verily, verily, I say unto you, Except a corn of wheat fall into the ground and die, it abideth alone: but if it die, it bringeth forth much fruit." (John 12:24)
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, March 22, 2023

Why little???

Soooooooo i've noticed something recently, 
WHENEVERRRR anyone says something about the mother of Jesus, 
THEY ALWAYS SAY...
There was a LITTLE virgin girl named Mary...blah, blah, blah etc...and they go on to make their point...now your probably wondering what my issue is??? Thank you for asking, I am HAPPY TO TELL YOU!!!! 
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WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT SHE WAS LITTLE??? Why does she ALWAYS have to be referred to as little??? Was she little??? I don't know because THE BIBLE DOES NOT EVERRRR refer to her size!!!! 
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It is ASSUMED that she was little...buuuuuuuuut lets read the Biblical description of Mary...
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"Now in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent by God to a city of Galilee named Nazareth, to a virgin betrothed to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. And having come in, the angel said to her, “Rejoice, highly favored one, the Lord is with you; blessed are you among women!” (Luke 1:26-28)
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The Biblical description of Mary is that she was: 
1. A virgin 
2. Highly favored 
3. Blessed among women
4. Her name was Mary
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Now in my personal opinion, she probably, most like WAS LITTLE!!! I mean there's like a 99.9% chance she WAS LITTLE!!! BAHAHAAA!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, THE BIBLE DOES NOT SAY THAT!!!
 Maybe, JUST MAYBE...
She was a BLESSED, 
HIGHLY FAVORED

NO SO LITTLE
VIRGIN GIRL NAMED MARY!!!
You neverrrrrr know, 
SHE COULD'VE BEEN FLUFFY!!!
JUS SAYIN!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, March 21, 2023

Best 💔 broken engagement award 🥇



 So a few years ago, newer in church couple were remodeling our front bathroom, him and his wife were breaking for lunch and we were all listening to Odyssey's together!
(I told them that's how you know your officially PENTECOSTALIZED, when you start listening to AIO! I mean, you become PENTECOSTAL when you obey THE WORD OF GOD as in, ACTS 2:38, buuuuuuuut your Pentecostalized when you start listening to AIO!!! Officially in the culture now, HEE, hee!!!)
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Anywayz, we're listening to the latest, Album 67, part 2 of Nightmare's by Constance, and they're all feeling sorry for this chick cuz her fiancé got arrested the morning of their wedding! Jason, Connie and Jillian are all talking and Jason says, she was supposed to be waking up to the best day of her life and it's turned out to be the worst! 
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So Connie says, well my wedding got cancelled the day before the wedding!!! Jason says, WEEEEEELLL mine got cancelled the day of!!! Soooooo Martin and Lucero bust up laughing!
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 I'm like HEEEEEEEEYYY, you think that's bad
MINE GOT CALCELLED 
BEFORE HE ACTUALLY PROPOSED!!! 
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#ThatAwkwardMomentTheyTellYouToBuyYourWeddingDressButForgetToPropose
#OrAskPermission
          #TrueStoryPeeps
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
They're like, OKAAAAAAAAYYYY
 YOU WIN Mary!!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut hey, 
at least I WON!!!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy,
WHERE'S MY TROPHY???
Hee, hee!!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, March 20, 2023

Happy Monday!!!

Image result for everything you want is on the other side of consistency
Keep on keeping on this week my friends!!! Hang in there, don't stop!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

WHY I want to go to Paris!!!

MOST GIRLS...
Most girls wanna go to Paris to see...
 The Eiffel Tower OR The Arc de Triomphe, Or The Notre Dame Cathedral or the The Louvre museum, Or to see the Louie Vuitton Foundation...
 BUUUUUUUUUUUUT...
Why do you think I want to go to Paris????
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I was telling my sister one day, I'd really like to go to Paris one day!!! She's like WHAT? Since when have you everrrrr wanted to go to Paris??? I was liiiiiiike, I think I ALWAYS have!!! She's like WHATEVERRRRRRR!!! She's liiiiiiike, I know WHY you want to go there! It is ONLY…
                      FOR THE MACARONS!!!

I’m liiiiiiiiike, YOU KNOOOOOOW IT!!!! Buuuuuuut it’s more than just the macarons, it’s to see how they are in comparison to ours….weeeeeeellll AMERICAS!!! I ain’t making macarons, they’re like THE MATH 🧮 of the baking world…. Very, very hard and exact and precise… well actually one of my sister-in-laws can make them buuuuut she is Asian so that’s probably why she can make them!!!! Buuuuuuut 
YES, I want to go to Paris  to see if their macarons REALLY ARE BETTER!!! 
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Buuuuuuut if you wanna try the best macarons everrrrr go to WOOPS!!! They are amaaaaaaaZing with a capital Z!!!! 
Maaaaan I haven’t had woops in a yearish!!
There’s a kiosk in AZ Mills mall and also a whole little shop in Tucson!!! They are soooooo worth the $3 a cookie!!! Especially when you try to make them yourself… you’ll neverrrr complain about the price again!!!!
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Buuuuuuut the place I’ve really been wanting to go to recently is Greece… CAN YOU GUESS WHY??? 😉 i
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

An Odin Question!!!!

"Aunt Mary, Mom said I'm a size large." I'm like Oh Ok! He's liiiiiiike, ""Sooooooo THEN does that mean your an extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, EXTRA LARGE????"
I was like wooooooooowwwww!!! Buuuuuuuuuut pretty much Odin, PRETTY MUCH!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, March 13, 2023

Happy Monday!!!

Jus keepin it real!!! I mean, DID YOU KNOOOOOOW THAT A PACKAGE OF RAMEN 🍜 NOODLES IS ACTUALLY MORE THAN ONE SERVING????
  Read the nutrition labels this week!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, March 11, 2023

Single Saturday!!!

Weeeeeeellll ain’t that THE TRUTH!!!
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!
 Aaaaaaaannnnd if you think it’s bad in your 30’s, I’m about to turn 40 SOON!!!It’s a good thing I serve a God that makes the impossible, POSSIBLE, that can make a way out of no way, that can make SOMETHING OUTTA NOTHING!!!! 
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, March 10, 2023

That's EASY...

Don't worry about it, I got you!!! 
That's what I said to one of the ladies at church one time when we were all asked to bring a dessert for something after church. I mean, I was already bringing three extra desserts and she was kinda stressing out about bringing a turkey and had not planned for a dessert and it was a stress factor for her. AND ME well...covering for her was no big deal...it was EASY for me to do! I GOT YOU!!! 
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For me, writing is soooooo EASY....it's as natural as breathing, buuuuut I have to go to my nerd friends to design and layout this blog for me...I KNOW NOTHING to do with computers or whatever that stuff is and for them its sooooo EASY...BUT they got me covered! Have you ever said that to someone that was stressing out about something? OR someone said it to you when you were stressing about something, weather it was because you didn't have time or it was difficult thing for you to do? 
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I was reading recently in the Bible and a scripture stood out to me, "And this is but a light thing in the sight of the LORD: he will deliver the Moabites also into your hand." (2 Kings 3:18)
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And I thought WOW, it's just a WHOLE NATION and God's like, no biggie, I'll deliver them into your hands!!! The things that we think are SOOOOOOOO HARD, are BUT A LIGHT THING in the sight of God! Just kinda like, ah, God's got you, NO BIGGIE!!! 
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Another scripture I found says this, "Marvel not at the works of sinners; but trust in the Lord, and abide in thy labor: for it is an easy thing in the sight of the Lord on the sudden to make a poor man rich." (Ecclesiasties 11:21)
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Are you having financial problems? This is an EASY thing for God!!! It is an EASY THING for God to take care of you! It is EASY for God to provide for your each and EVERY NEED!!! 

" For with God nothing shall be impossible." (Luke 1:37)
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And it is but a LIGHT THING in the sight of God to deliver you from your enemies!!! Trust in him with your problems! God can bridge gaps in time!
 God can move mountains! God can cross oceans! God can part waters! God can tunnel through mountains! God make streams in desert places. God can shine through the blackest darkness. God can fill an empty bank to overflowing. God can open a mother's womb. God can make the unwanted, wanted. God can put together marriages. God can heal broken relationships. God can give friends to the friendless. God can bring reconciliation to families torn apart. God can breath life into the lifeless. God can make a black soul whiter than snow. God can make something out of NOTHING! God can make a way out of NO WAY! God can slow down time! God can speed up time! God can stop time! God can create time! God can mend wounds. God can heal broken hearts. God can put together broken bones! God can melt bitterness. God can dissolve barriers. God can flatten walls. God can raise up walls. Whatever it is, MY GOD CAN DO IT!!!! 
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 The things that seem impossible to you are but AN EASY MATTER for my God! I remember once talking to a friend about something and they were trying to be encouraging and I was like, WEEEEEELLLL, I doubt thats going to happen! And I'll never forget what they said to me, they said, "Well, just remember, it's ONLY A MIRACLE, IF it's IMPOSSIBLE!!! You guys, we serve a MIRACLE WORKING GOD!!!  Don't try to analyze and figure it out in your human mind. You can't figure it out because it is NOT humanly possible so don't try, LET GOD!!! Watch your miracle unfold, then you too can say...

"This is the LORD'S doing; it is marvellous in our eyes." (Psalm 118:23)
♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, March 9, 2023

Shout out to the bathroom mirrors...

At Valley Pentecostal Church!!!
I showed my sister this picture and I was liiiiiiike I knoooooow I looked good,
BUUUUUUUT…
        DID I REALLY LOOK THAT GOOOOOOD???
                         
She started laughing! It’s the mirrors 🪞 she said, THEY’re slenderiZing!!!! She said she thought 💭 the same thing when she looked 👀 at herself!!!! I was liiiiiike weeeeellll I liiiiiiiike them!!!!
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I mean, HOW AWESOME IS IT??? 
         You go to the bathroom 🚽
                 aaaaannnd leave with good self-esteem!!!
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Or in MY CASE, 
you already have good-self esteem,
          soooooo you leave CONCEITED!!!😂😂😂😇
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Always goooooooood to have something extra to pray 🙏 about at altar call!!!! 😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Happy Brain-boosting Wednesday!!!

Here's your 
Middle-Of-The-Week-Brain-Booster!!!!
"Did you know???..."

That THE ORIGINAL COOKS
 WERE MEN???
Yep it's TRUE...right there on GOOGLE Research!!! 
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Being female and LOVEING cooking, I was surprised to read this...
ANNNNNNND I wondered...
 WHAT HAPPENED to change the roles from male to female???
I wondered this concept for a MOMENT annnnnnnnnnnnd THEN IT it hit me, WHY the roles were changed...it's really quite simple...
WHAT IS IT YOU ASK???
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WEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLL...
After men slaved in the kitchen...
it was SOON REALIZED...
THAT LIKE MOST THINGS....
WOMEN WERE BETTER!!!! 
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE 
DUUUUUUUUUUUUH!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!
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HEEEEEEYYY YOU ASKED ME!!!
This was post was special for you my little brother!!! 
You know which one you are...Keep striving to reach my skills!!! ;)
"...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll NOW YOU DO, annnnnnnnnd don't you FORGET IT!!!" (AIO BTV quote;)
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. You can find anything to support your theory on Google!!! One of my friends told me that coffee was bad for me and I should switch to Orange Juice in the morning...I soon left him an article on his car for WHY his OJ was slowly killing him!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

Tuesday, March 7, 2023

That AWKWARD SINGLE MOMENT...

I was thinking about this the other day...
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd THEN IT HIT ME...
WHAT IF WALDO IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND???
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Now before you all start thinking that I'm crazier than I already am, LET ME CLARIFY something with you all, HE REALLY COULD BE WALDO!!! Think about it!!!
1.Waldo is Apostolic Idk for sure buuuuuuuuuut...HE COULD BE!! Look at HOW modest he dresses!!! Pants and long sleeves...this BROTHA has holiness down!!!
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2. Is Waldo anything like me??? NO!!! Obviously, Waldo IS NOT like ME!!! There is NO WAY he could hide that well if he was!!! (Would it shock you guys that I'm ALWAYS the first one found in hide and go seek???:) This is GOOD that waldo is NOT like me!!! Imagine ME, with a guy LIKE ME...that would literally be sooooooo annoying, because clearly there is ONLY ROOM FOR ONE TALKER... AND I"M NOT GIVING THAT UP!!!! DO you know how annoying it is, talking to a guy that likes to talk??? I mean theyre fun to hang out with for a bit buuuuut They just go on and on and on...and thats MY JOB... Liiiiiiike puleeeeeze, I HAVE STUFF TO SAY!!!! plus, I think that a guy LIKE ME, WITH ME...would NOT BE GOOD....FOR ME...OR HIM!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! 
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3. HE likes to do stuff! He likes the outdoors! He is not a couch potato! He stays active! 
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4. He is smart- i mean he is wearing glasses sooooo he HAS TO BE SMART!
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ANYWAYZ,
YOU NEVER KNOW!!! YOU JUST NEVER KNOW!!! BECAUSE...
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Annnnnnd I'm defanatley having difficulty finding him...of course he's SUPPOSED to be finding ME...buuuuuuuuuuut ya know, IF I WAS LOOKING....bahahahhahaaaa
"Most men will proclaim every one his own goodness: but a faithful man who can find?"
(Proverbs 20:6)

Saturday, March 4, 2023

Happy Monday!!!

Jus sayin!!! ;)
Cuz my sister is single ya know!!! Hee,hee!!!:p



♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, March 3, 2023

What it's like being ME!!!

I looked up on Pinterest things that describe my PERSONALITY TYPE and found some VERY ACCURATE memes!!! AHAHA!!! ENFP are my letters, Champion Idealists, I think WHY would anyone want a DIFFERENT personality, I literally think that its PART of my personality, to LOVE MY PERSONALITY!!! AND YET, I'm glad we are VERY RARE annnnd only make up 4% of the population!!!
And the perfect LOVE MATCH according to these, not specifically GOD'S perfect match, is the Rational Mastermind or the letters INTJ basically the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of me...the personality is very rare and seems very IDK...very UN-Maryish is the best way to describe them!!! Here's a quote about them, "Masterminds are ingenious, thorough going pragmatists, seeing reality as nothing more than a chess board for working out and refining their strategies." I'm liiiiiiike i don't even know how to play checkers!!! bahahaahahahaaa
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okaaaaaaay back to about ME!!! 
Except for "what do you mean I can't learn 10 different languages at once", I have said all of these:
The last thing like REALLY cracked me up, cuz I would say something like that while cooking or something random like that too!!!
It is at this time Fi has begun to want to wildly gesticulate and panic about the ever ensuing day ahead. Almost busted my shins on the stairs while flying up after meeting Dee this morning... and oh yeah I've been up since about Monday morning... just had figure that damn cognition out man... wow... seriously tho Thank You God for understanding... twice (8/28/13):
This is very true...FOR EXAMPLE...I was going to write a devotional for today...OOOOPS!!!
An ENFPs thought process when asked what ONE THING are you thinking? Ugh this question is so difficult. It's like um...everything??:
YES, this REALLY IS the way mind thinks!!! And I have dreams of it raining FLUFFY puppies sometimes at night...SOOO PRECIOUS!!!
ENFP- That's exactly how I hug people!!:
MAR BEAR HUGS...NEED WE SAY ANYTHING ELSE!!!
sans the spectrum:
YUP!!! LOL
Cake decorating: creative outlet, not a ton of rules to follow, I'm one of two - three people with that job at the store, so I can do my own thing, take my break according to my own schedule most days. Awe yeah.:
This one made me laugh SOOOO HARD!!!
Yeah...I don't mean to do it, but if I don't say it right then and there I'll lose my train of thought.:
Annnnnd EVERYONE that knows me says, AMEN AND AMEN to this one!!!
If I like you, I'll end up noticing what your favorite drink is and getting it for you without you ever even asking for one. On the other hand, I don't even notice when someone is flirting with me.:
YUP!!! Soooooo TRUE!!!

Type 1s. We like to have everything out where we can see it! We fill a room with our personality & with our stuff!:
UH, HUH!!!
Tell me not to do something and I will do it twice and take pictures of it:
UNLESS, your like my pastor...OR someone I actually, ya know, RESPECT!!!
Live Life Happy: Yes I overthink but I also over-love. The post Yes I Overthink But… appeared first on Live Life Happy.:
YUP!!!
Coming in FULL FORCE- towards the nothingness...bahahahahahahhaaaa
If I didn't already know I was ENFP, now I know for sure:
Its VERY hard to be bored...WHEN  YOUR ME!!!
It is my very firm belief that there is ALWAYS a good side to EVERY situation. ALWAYS.:
YES!!!
I have OCPD but I'm #enfp YAAAAAAAAAAAS:
Soooooooooooo TRUE!!!
I've often struggled to type ENSP/ESFP males. An ESFP guy on the internet gave me this tip: a telltale sign is that ESFPs tend to really be unnerved by the idea that someone may be upset with them. The second I've realized, is that with more males than females, ESFPs tend to be able to make the most fun out of any normal situation, and ENFPs tend to dive headlong into adding fun to weirdness.:
See, the thing IS is that, there are SOOOOO many normal people, to be NORMAL!!!


this always complicates things #enfp:
STORY OF MY LIFE!!!
Every day at work. It's my job to greet you with a smile. I don't want your phone number.:
Many in relationships with an ENFP literally say, "They light up my life.":
I believe it...Heh, heh!!!
... and just like that, I lost interest.... ;0:
Soooooooooooooo TRUE!!! So, so, so, SOOOOO VERY TRUE!!!
because if there is an instruction manual, even I don't have it:
Really, I WOULD!!! Hee, hee!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, March 2, 2023

SOME WOMEN...


SOME WOMEN...
Are soooooooooo BOSSY...
AND SOOOOO TAKE CHARGE
They won't even fill out a form online...
BECAUSE...
They don't want to have to hit
SUBMIT!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Choose wisely my brothas, 
CHOOSE WISELY!!! ;)
"It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house." (Proverbs 25:24)
♥Mary Frances :)