Saturday, June 27, 2009
I am like thinkin like WOW, thats weird, my cell phone is like 10x it's normal size...HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!?!? I mean SERIOUSLEY, we NEED to put this phone on a DIET!!! HAHAHA!!! So I pull the phone all the way out and just start laughing at what I see in my hands...
I am like "OMW Mom look, I took their house phone!" I am a nanny, and somehow the family house phone had gotten in my purse. My brother John was like Okaaaaaaay one question; HOW did their house phone get INSIDE your purse?!?! I am like I have NO idea!!! My mom is like only you Mary, ONLY you!!! It was DEFINATELY a CLASSIC MARY MOMENT!!! LOL It's cRaZy I tell you, you just never know what you will find in MARY'S purse!!! :)
Thursday, June 25, 2009
Tuesday, June 23, 2009
Monday, June 22, 2009
The LORD [is] nigh unto them that are of a broken heart; and saveth such as be of a contrite spirit. (Psalm 34:18)
Thursday, June 18, 2009
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Since that time she has managed to get money from Grandpa, Mimi, me and a new dress for her baby doll Sarah from her mom!!!
She sooooooooooo knows how to MILK it!!!
Monday, June 15, 2009
You love the spotlight, the limelight and every light in between!!!
---->Oh yeah, So totally true!
Everyone wants to be around you
and you know it and milk it for all it’s worth----> Uh, yeah I kinda do!!!
You don’t need to read fashion magazines
---->cause I make fashion happen. And makeup?----> Sooooo don't need it! When you choose clothes and decoarations you think the brighter, the better!----> Make it stand out and it better be HOT!!!You’re the life of the party--->You know it!!! Everyone loves you!!! ----> Don't deny it, you know it's true!!! ;)
This was was my favorite question the quiz asked!!! LOL
If you had a tiara, it would be: (I pick #2!)
1. Stuffed in a closet with tons of other things you’ve lost interest in.
**2. Gone … you lost it during a crazy night out last week. * <----- (A hyper moment for sure!)
3. Filled with rubies, diamonds and emeralds and locked in a lighted display case for all to see.
4. A traditional diamond encrusted headpiece worthy of royal ceremonies.
So where would your tiara be?!?!
Ooooooooo You should see the Tiara my sister got me for my birthday next month!!! It is sooooooooo bling-blingin!!! (Yes, that is your first reminder that my birthday is coming up!!!)
P.S. What IS a DIVA?!?!?!
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Don't settle for a Loser
By Lorraine and Eric Orozco (A brother and sister team)
Dont settle for a loser
The first guy that comes your way.
For the one that has no job and on every date makes you pay.
After the first date when you have to treat for pizza,
Make sure its his name thats really on the visa.
Dont be so desperate just to be someones wife.
That a after the honeymoon you regret it for the rest of your life!
If hes been engaged three times and married twice,
Don’t be the next fool that gets hit by the wedding rice.If all the loser wants is for you to help him support his six kids and be his sugar mama
Don’t be the idiot that gets caught up in all that baby mama drama!
If he is bilingual, illegal, and always wants to be in control,
Remind him that you aint afraid to dial the number to the border patrol!
If you just met your man after he posted bail,
Make sure you are ready to write your next check out to the pima county jail!
If the guy has a job that pays him under the table,
Make sure you check his records because he is probably not mentally stable.
If he is too young to drive you on a date,
Be ready to spend the next 5-10 years because of your little boy jail bait!
Don’t settle for a loser that in life wont got very far.
Go for a guy that has a career and doesn’t drive his mom’s car.
Im not saying you have to be a gold digging girl,
Just don’t be decieved when a guy says he can give you the world.
Looks wont last long, they will eventually fade away.
Go for a guy that has depth that and wont eventually turn gay.
Friday, June 5, 2009
Soooooooo here he is!!!
Awwwwww!!!! Look at him!!!
Those big brown eyes framed with long lashes!!!
I really don't blame Marry Joe!!!
I kinda agree with MJ it's just kinda hot when a guy has long curly eye lashes!!!
OMW!!! She just asked me to print this picture for her!!!
Yup! She has been hangin out with me TOO much!!!!
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Soooooooooo I was doing a voting of everyone's favorite story that I have written on my other blog and The Little Messenger WON!!! Little Messenger got 8 votes and the runner up was Tears if you want to read the story that "won"just click on the pic with the envelope. Its a really fun story about Love and Friendship!!! It especially an all time favorite with GIRLS!!! LOL if you have ever liked someone you can relate!!! My pastor LOVES this story!!! ;)
ps FEEL free to send your congrats AND if you ever wanna win a contest just make sure your the only one that enters!!! :)
PpS. If I won for this story does that mean I lost with the other stories too?!?! lololol!!!
Monday, June 1, 2009
THEN it was time for the garter and all the single guys like RELUCTANTLEY gather together, like TOTALLY dragging themselves. Jimmy does his thing with the garter and it like lands on the ground between Micheal's feet and my brother John's. They just stand there looking at it. The other guys just stare at it too. They just keep staring like WHY In the world would they want it?!?! HAHA!!!!!!! Soooooooooo I am like okaaaaaaay it's been like a minute and they are just standing there...SOOOOOOOOOOO I come running over from the girls swoop in and just GRAB IT!!!!!!!!!!! LOL It was soooooooo funny!!! Everyone was laughing and the guys were like waaaaaaaay cool with it!!! They didn't want it anyways!!! HAHA! Sometimes you just gotta GRAB IT AND CLAIM IT in Jesus name!!! ;)