Monday, August 31, 2020

Happy Monday!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Hope this week, you all are DELIGHTED in Jesus annnnnnd that NO ONE has stolen your lamp!!!

"This is the day the Lord has made, We will Rejoice and be Glad in it"-Psalm 118:24
♥Mary Frances :)

Sunday, August 30, 2020

Happy Sunday!!!

" I was glad when they said unto me, Let us go into the house of the Lord." (Psalm 122:1)
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, August 29, 2020

Single Saturday!!!

This meme is literally, CRACKING ME UP!!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Now, before anyone feels the need for feminism or women's lib lectures, let me start off by saying that I am THE LAST person that needs to be taught on this!!! My ultimate goal in life is to be a STAY AT HOME MOM, cooking and cleaning for her family...buuuuuut since I'm NOT...can i just continue to laugh??? AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!


♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I would loooooove to be less powerful!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

Friday, August 28, 2020

New Hair-style!!!

Soooooooooo last Wednesday after church Denae comes up to me and was like, when I saw your hair at alter call, I thought you had died it purple!!!! I was like, HUH???? She points to my hair scarf and it was like the exact length and size of my hair and it was covering up my actual braid!!! My pastor overhearing us was like, I actually had to do a double take too!!! I was liiiiiiike THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!
Liiiiiiiiiike YUP, I had NOTHING better to do than to dye my hair purple and just come to church liiiiiiike, NO BIGGIE, What's up peeps!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I mean, NOT that I would, BUUUUUUUUT, I was gonna be that stupid, it would definitely be PINK not PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Thursday, August 27, 2020

What's worse???

After yesterday's post about my very awkward moment, I was inspired to ask you all this question (If you haven't read  yesterdays post, you probably should!) 
QUESTION!!!
As a woman, that is proud to be a woman: WHAT IS WORSE??? 
To be mistaken for a man or to be mistaken for a pregnant woman????
For me personally, I think to be mistaken for a man is worse cuz it's like, THE ULTIMATE diss everrrr to me!!!! Liiiiiiiike literally!!!! Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure I'll NEVERRRR be mistaken for a man!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
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Text me if you have my number or email me maryfranceswriting@gmail.com
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♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, August 26, 2020

Awkwardly helpful!!

Soooooooooo I've always LOVED Trader Joe's, buuuuuuuut thanks to Hanna and the cookbook her and Brandon got me for my birthday, I've been getting EVEN MORE into it!!! Weeeeeeeeeeellllll the other day I was at Trader Joe's stocking up on my favorite sweet and spicy jarred jalapenos, when I noticed I very tall broad-shouldered man that was trying to be a woman. I'm thinking in my head liiiiiiike really bro, it's NOT happening!!! 
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Buuuuuut whateverrrr, ain't none of my business, the aisle was soooooo crowded and I just needed to get my stuff and be on my way to prayer meeting at church. As I'm getting my stuff, I heard something behind me fall to the ground. I looked and it was this man-trying to be a lady, and a thing of oatmeal had fallen out of their basket. I waited to see if they would realize it had fallen, buuuuuut after about 20 seconds of this person NOT realizing, I figured I would just BE HELPFUL!!! 
(BIGGGGGEST MISTAKE EVERRRRR;))))
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I'm liiiiiiiiiiike, excuse me sir...No one turned around...I tried again, Excuse me sir! No one turned, i'm like right behind them...I'm like, maybe this man isn't turning cuz he identifies as a woman???? Does he expect me to say Ma'am???? This is soooooo weird....maybe i should just forget about the oatmeal on the floor...he doesn't really need it...
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All of the sudden, HE TURNS AROUND, GLARES AT ME AND SAYS...
EXCUSE ME???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??? ANNNNNND OMW...He was NOT trying to be a SHE, he SHE, REALLY WAS, A SHE!!! 
Ooooooooooops...guess I shoulda just gone with the whole, being politically correct thing and everything woulda been ok!!! It just got DEAD SILENT ON THE AISLE!!! Idk how many people were laughing behind their masks buuuuuuut I was SCARED out of my wits!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 
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I was liiiiiiike, Ummmmmmmmmm... I mean, this lady was MAAAAAAD at me...I genuinely felt really bad....buuuuuuuuuut would it really help the situation if I apoligized to her for thinking she was a man, TRYING to be a lady???? (I didn't think so!) Soooooo i'm just like, ummmmm...UMMMM...UH, you dropped something... She snatched up that oatmeal and stomped out of the aisle!!! 
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I was liiiiiiikkkkke MAAAAAAAAANNNN...it's NOT like I said it to be mean!!! We all have that akward mistaken identity moment right??? I mean someone mistook me for pregnant once, (At Trader joe's) you didn't see me getting all hot like that!!! (I mean, he was like 4, and I was wearing a maternity looking top, buuuuuuut....bahahahahaaaa)
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I'm like, weeeeeeeeeeeellllll THAT WAS AWKWARD!!!! Next time I'm unsure of someone's gender, THAT OATMEAL IS STAYING ON THE FLOOR!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 25, 2020

Sooooo many compliments...

OR NOT???
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Soooooooo a few weeks ago I wore a new outfit to church that I just literally adored!!! On the drive home my sister randomly asked me if I got any compliments on my outfit? I was like, Oh YES, 
I got SOOOOOOOO MANY
 COMPLIMENTS ON IT!!! 

My sister was like, Oh really, like who? So I'm like, weeeeeeeeelllll Sister Anna and Janelle annnnnnd...and I just kinda pause and my sister is like waiting for me to say WHO ELSE on my loooooooong list of complimenters annnnnnd I'm just thinking, trying to remember WHO ELSE had complimented me on my outfit, finally I'm like, well I guess that's it!!!!
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My sister was liiiiiiiiiiike, I thought you said you had gotten so many compliments??? I'm liiiiiike, weeeeeeeellll, when I thought about it, I just realized that ALL the other compliments were from ME...
EVERY TIME I WALKED BY A MIRROR!!!
HEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!πŸ‘Š
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! My sister was just like, WOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!! 
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Now before anyone feels the need to lecture me on NOT standing in front of the mirror and admiring myself, let me clarify something!!! I wasn't ACTUALLY continually standing in front of the mirror, it was just that EVERY TIME I happened to walk by a mirror, I would catch a glimpse of my outfit and give myself a compliment on it!!! 
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Also, I am a complimenter!!! If I like something someone is wearing, I TELL THEM!!! I loooooove your outfit girrrrrl!!! Rocking those shoes sista!!! Niiiiiiice tie bro!!! OMW!!! Your baby looks adorable!!! Ooooooh look whose losing weight, GOOD JOB!!! Wow bro, congratdulations on actually buying something new, I'm soooooo happy for you!!! Heeeeeey looking good sis! Looking sharp in that suit brotha!!! That's just ME!!! It's WHO I am and I am sincere in the compliments I give!! 
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Sooo I'm just treating myself THE SAME WAY I treat everyone else!!! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‡
                                                               JUS SAYIN!!! ;)))
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♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 18, 2020

Girls BE LIIIIIIIKE...

#Mary'sFamousLastWords πŸ˜‡

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, August 17, 2020

Happy Monday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Kid's start school at LCA tomorrow!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hope their brains aren't feeling inadequate after THE WORLD'S LONGEST SPRING BREAK EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, August 15, 2020

SIngle Saturday!!!

#thegoodquote 🌻
Weeeeeeeeellllll, at least no one can accuse me of RUSHING!! 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, August 14, 2020

WARNING!!!

I normally don't bother with reading warning signs posted around in bathrooms, but traveling this summer, I happened to read this sign on the bathroom mirror in one of the gas stations...
 Sooooooooo HILARIOUS!!!
SOOOOOOOOO MARYish!!!
Of course I had to take a selfie with it!!! This is WHY I looooooove stopping at gas stations while traveling, they ALWAYS have the best sight-seeing!!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, August 13, 2020

Odin's 4th of July Greeting!!!

Soooooooooo we had a quarantined 4th of July celebration this year(Insert eye roll) buuuuuut we met at my brother's house for fireworks in the street, which everyone, including a lot of neighbors on the street, and as the fireworks went off, this was O's greeting to EVERYONE...

It was quite HILARIOUS!!! Uh, wrong Holiday O!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, August 11, 2020

SMARTER THAN CFA!!!

In the world of food, IS IT POSSIBLE to be SMARTER THAN CHICK-FIL-A????
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One would think NOT, buuuuuuuuuuuut I, Mary Frances Ginty, have outsmarted them!!! Recently, CFA came out with a new summer drink, the mango-passion-fruit, lemonade, ice tea!!!! This drink is absolutely phenomenal!!!! It is refreshing and delightful to one's taste buds! (ESPECIALLY after waiting 5 hours in their drive through line!!! πŸ˜)
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HOWEVERRRRR, Imagine my absolute horror over ordering a LARGE and they hand me a small cup, AFTER THE 5 HOUR WAIT, and i'm like, ummmm, sir, I actually ordered a large! OH, we forgot to tell you, we only serve our specialty drinks in a small! I'm liiiiiiiike, Oh...okaaaaaaaaay... I mean, it's only a 120 out so lets crank out smaller drinks and charge MORE for them too!!! GOOD IDEA CFA!!! 
Sooooooooooo my good friend, Jen Lord, who is actually the one that told me about this drink, told me that the CFA in Dallas does sell a "large" in this drink, buuuuuuuut it's only slightly larger than their small because it's the specialty large cup. Soooooooooo i'm like hmmmmmm....how can I work this out???? 
Is it possible to be smarter than CFA???
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Monday, August 10, 2020

Happy Monday!!!!

To say HAPPY MONDAY!!!!
Get it guys???? Fluffing in??? AND I"M FLUFFY AND IT'S PINK FLUFFY COTTON CANDY!!! Pink+Fluffy+Sweet=ME!!!  GET IT???? AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Well, week 2 on the POST-BIRTHDAY-DIET!!! Gotta be a tailored fluffy!!!! Hee, hee!!! I hope you all have an AWESOME week!!! 
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♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, August 7, 2020

Mary Recomends!!!! #1

Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy so I don't really make it a habit of stopping in at places like BURGER KING, buuuuuuuuuut some of the children I looooooove happen to think BK chicken nuggets! (NASTY!)
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Well one day, upon driving through for the kid's beloved nastiness, I noticed a new menu item, 
JALEPENO CHEDDAR BITES!!!
Burger King Guam - Post - Tumon - MenΓΉ, prezzi, recensioni dei ...
Every time I drove through I would see them buuuuuuut resist ordering, I mean, after all, this is BURGER KING we're talking about, how could they possibly have anything worth trying here???
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, the picture LURED me, till FINALLY ONE DAY, I gave in and tried!!!! Let me tell you all something, 
BEST MISTAKE EVERRR!!!
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Thursday, August 6, 2020

You might be from AZ IF...

You might be from ARIZONA IF...
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1. You have a broken AC!!!
2. You have COVID19!!!
YEP, that's how we can tell your from AZ these days,GOT a BROKEN AC AND COVID??? They're ARIZONAN!!!! 
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 Yes, it's safe to come visit!!! We got #1 in THE WORLD and neverrrrr even had a lock down...buuuuuuuuuuuuut heeeeeeeey we've got our MASKS ready for you to suffocate wearing in 120 degree weather...COME ON OVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I've actually had a VERY FUN SUMMER!!! 

Wednesday, August 5, 2020

Sweet 37!!!

July 18th, I turned 37!!!! 
(Sweet 37πŸ‘;) 
I had another birthday in which i fully embraced by ziplining!!! 
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As you may have come to realize, I LOVE food and I'm NOT ashamed to say it and I especially LOVE food adventures! Travel and Food/boba and Hiking and Shopping are pretty much my top most likely to be doing if i'm not working or at church!!! Weeeeelllll I got in some really awesome FOODIE adventures this birthday!!!! 
1. Lucky Charm French Toast 
This was a beautiful creation annnnnnd it even had edible gold on the whip cream-how amaaaaaaaZing is that???? (Only thing better than eating gold is EATING GLITTER!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!;) Anywayz, I highly reccomend breakfast at HASH KITCHEN!!!

Saturday, August 1, 2020