Single Saturday!!!

This meme is literally, CRACKING ME UP!!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Now, before anyone feels the need for feminism or women's lib lectures, let me start off by saying that I am THE LAST person that needs to be taught on this!!! My ultimate goal in life is to be a STAY AT HOME MOM, cooking and cleaning for her family...buuuuuut since I'm NOT...can i just continue to laugh??? AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I would loooooove to be less powerful!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

New Hair-style!!!

Soooooooooo last Wednesday after church Denae comes up to me and was like, when I saw your hair at alter call, I thought you had died it purple!!!! I was like, HUH???? She points to my hair scarf and it was like the exact length and size of my hair and it was covering up my actual braid!!! My pastor overhearing us was like, I actually had to do a double take too!!! I was liiiiiiike THAT'S HILARIOUS!!!!!

Liiiiiiiiiike YUP, I had NOTHING better to do than to dye my hair purple and just come to church liiiiiiike, NO BIGGIE, What's up peeps!?!?! BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I mean, NOT that I would, BUUUUUUUUT, I was gonna be that stupid, it would definitely be PINK not PURPLE!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

What's worse???

After yesterday's post about my very awkward moment, I was inspired to ask you all this question (If you haven't read  yesterdays post, you probably should!) 

QUESTION!!!

As a woman, that is proud to be a woman: WHAT IS WORSE??? 

To be mistaken for a man or to be mistaken for a pregnant woman????

For me personally, I think to be mistaken for a man is worse cuz it's like, THE ULTIMATE diss everrrr to me!!!! Liiiiiiiike literally!!!! Buuuuuuuuut I'm pretty sure I'll NEVERRRR be mistaken for a man!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

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Text me if you have my number or email me maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

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♥Mary Frances :)

Sooooo many compliments...

OR NOT???

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Soooooooo a few weeks ago I wore a new outfit to church that I just literally adored!!! On the drive home my sister randomly asked me if I got any compliments on my outfit? I was like, Oh YES, 

I got SOOOOOOOO MANY

 COMPLIMENTS ON IT!!! 

My sister was like, Oh really, like who? So I'm like, weeeeeeeeelllll Sister Anna and Janelle annnnnnd...and I just kinda pause and my sister is like waiting for me to say WHO ELSE on my loooooooong list of complimenters annnnnnd I'm just thinking, trying to remember WHO ELSE had complimented me on my outfit, finally I'm like, well I guess that's it!!!!

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My sister was liiiiiiiiiiike, I thought you said you had gotten so many compliments??? I'm liiiiiike, weeeeeeeellll, when I thought about it, I just realized that ALL the other compliments were from ME...

EVERY TIME I WALKED BY A MIRROR!!!! 

HEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!!👊

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! My sister was just like, WOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!! 

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Now before anyone feels the need to lecture me on NOT standing in front of the mirror and admiring myself, let me clarify something!!! I wasn't ACTUALLY continually standing in front of the mirror, it was just that EVERY TIME I happened to walk by a mirror, I would catch a glimpse of my outfit and give myself a compliment on it!!! 

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Also, I am a complimenter!!! If I like something someone is wearing, I TELL THEM!!! I loooooove your outfit girrrrrl!!! Rocking those shoes sista!!! Niiiiiiice tie bro!!! OMW!!! Your baby looks adorable!!! Ooooooh look whose losing weight, GOOD JOB!!! Wow bro, congratdulations on actually buying something new, I'm soooooo happy for you!!! Heeeeeey looking good sis! Looking sharp in that suit brotha!!! That's just ME!!! It's WHO I am and I am sincere in the compliments I give!! 

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Sooo I'm just treating myself THE SAME WAY I treat everyone else!!! 😊😇

                                                               JUS SAYIN!!! ;)))

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♥Mary Frances :)

Girls BE LIIIIIIIKE...

#Mary'sFamousLastWords 😇

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Monday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

Kid's start school at LCA tomorrow!!!!! WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hope their brains aren't feeling inadequate after THE WORLD'S LONGEST SPRING BREAK EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

WARNING!!!

I normally don't bother with reading warning signs posted around in bathrooms, but traveling this summer, I happened to read this sign on the bathroom mirror in one of the gas stations...

 Sooooooooo HILARIOUS!!!

SOOOOOOOOO MARYish!!!

Of course I had to take a selfie with it!!! This is WHY I looooooove stopping at gas stations while traveling, they ALWAYS have the best sight-seeing!!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Odin's 4th of July Greeting!!!

Soooooooooo we had a quarantined 4th of July celebration this year(Insert eye roll) buuuuuut we met at my brother's house for fireworks in the street, which everyone, including a lot of neighbors on the street, and as the fireworks went off, this was O's greeting to EVERYONE...

It was quite HILARIOUS!!! Uh, wrong Holiday O!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

SMARTER THAN CFA!!!

In the world of food, IS IT POSSIBLE to be SMARTER THAN CHICK-FIL-A????

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One would think NOT, buuuuuuuuuuuut I, Mary Frances Ginty, have outsmarted them!!! Recently, CFA came out with a new summer drink, the mango-passion-fruit, lemonade, ice tea!!!! This drink is absolutely phenomenal!!!! It is refreshing and delightful to one's taste buds! (ESPECIALLY after waiting 5 hours in their drive through line!!! 😝)

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HOWEVERRRRR, Imagine my absolute horror over ordering a LARGE and they hand me a small cup, AFTER THE 5 HOUR WAIT, and i'm like, ummmm, sir, I actually ordered a large! OH, we forgot to tell you, we only serve our specialty drinks in a small! I'm liiiiiiiike, Oh...okaaaaaaaaay... I mean, it's only a 120 out so lets crank out smaller drinks and charge MORE for them too!!! GOOD IDEA CFA!!! 

Sooooooooooo my good friend, Jen Lord, who is actually the one that told me about this drink, told me that the CFA in Dallas does sell a "large" in this drink, buuuuuuuut it's only slightly larger than their small because it's the specialty large cup. Soooooooooo i'm like hmmmmmm....how can I work this out???? 

Is it possible to be smarter than CFA???

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Mary Recomends!!!! #1

Okaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy so I don't really make it a habit of stopping in at places like BURGER KING, buuuuuuuuuut some of the children I looooooove happen to think BK chicken nuggets! (NASTY!)

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Well one day, upon driving through for the kid's beloved nastiness, I noticed a new menu item, 

JALEPENO CHEDDAR BITES!!!

Every time I drove through I would see them buuuuuuut resist ordering, I mean, after all, this is BURGER KING we're talking about, how could they possibly have anything worth trying here???

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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, the picture LURED me, till FINALLY ONE DAY, I gave in and tried!!!! Let me tell you all something, 

BEST MISTAKE EVERRR!!!

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You might be from AZ IF...

You might be from ARIZONA IF...

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1. You have a broken AC!!!

2. You have COVID19!!!

YEP, that's how we can tell your from AZ these days,GOT a BROKEN AC AND COVID??? They're ARIZONAN!!!! 

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 Yes, it's safe to come visit!!! We got #1 in THE WORLD and neverrrrr even had a lock down...buuuuuuuuuuuuut heeeeeeeey we've got our MASKS ready for you to suffocate wearing in 120 degree weather...COME ON OVER!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I've actually had a VERY FUN SUMMER!!! 

Sweet 37!!!

July 18th, I turned 37!!!! 

(Sweet 37👐;) 

I had another birthday in which i fully embraced by ziplining!!! 

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As you may have come to realize, I LOVE food and I'm NOT ashamed to say it and I especially LOVE food adventures! Travel and Food/boba and Hiking and Shopping are pretty much my top most likely to be doing if i'm not working or at church!!! Weeeeelllll I got in some really awesome FOODIE adventures this birthday!!!! 

1. Lucky Charm French Toast 

This was a beautiful creation annnnnnd it even had edible gold on the whip cream-how amaaaaaaaZing is that???? (Only thing better than eating gold is EATING GLITTER!!! AHAHAHAHAAA!!!;) Anywayz, I highly reccomend breakfast at HASH KITCHEN!!!

Single Saturday!!!

♥Mary Frances :)