Tuesday, January 31, 2023

When I die...

Oh yeah...SOOOOO MUCH MARYNESS!!!
Isn't that just awesome?!?!?!
"Some girls were just born with glitter in their veins!"
(The ONLY thing Bro. Dave remembers from THE ONE AND ONLY time he was on my blog!;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, January 30, 2023

Happy Monday!!!

Happy Monday!!!
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Coffee ☕️, tea ðŸĩ, Mountain Dew Zero ðŸĨĪ sometimes I can’t wait for the morning just cuz it means I can drink more caffeine!!!😂😂😂

Saturday, January 28, 2023

Single Saturday!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I found this meme I made from years ago... 
Is it technically considered a lie, if when asked by random strangers at gas stations or Starbucks or the grocery store, "Are you married?" If I respond back with, "Yes, I am Mary!"
What do you think??? Truth, lie OR creative truth??? Hee, hee!!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, January 27, 2023

Am I Asian???

Sooooooooooooo a few weeks ago, Odin asked me, "What do Asians look like???
I said weeeeeeeeeeelllll Asians have THE HOTTEST MOST EXOTIC EYES you've everrrrrr seen in your life!!!
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He paused to think about this, he's processing it in his brain, then it was like a light bulb went off in his head and I thought he was going to say, Oh Aunt Grace or Aunt Jewel or one of his cousins were Asian!!! 
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BUUUUUUUT NOOOOOO....
INSTEAD HE SAYS, 
"Sooooooooo AM I ASIAN???"
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
I gotta say though, the kid DOES have some of THE BEST LOOKING EYES i've everrrrrrr seen in my life....sooooo good conclusion!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, January 26, 2023

AIO REVELATION!!!

Sooooooooo iIF YOUR NOT an AIO FAN, stop reading this because you will NOT understand this post!!!! 
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As those of you all know, a few years ago, Adventure's in Odyessy introduced a NEW CHARACTER, Jillian!!! and you either LOVE HER or DON"T!!! I happen to loooooove her!!!! She's this like airheaded off the wall, kinda flighty but fun and kinda wise girl that comes off as super blond buuuuuuuut then she suddenly has something really deep to say annnnnnnnnnnd to be perfectly honest, i've always been kinda able to relate to her!!! Liiiiiiiiike she's a REALLY exagerated version of ME!!! Hee, hee!!!
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Buuuuuuuuuuuuut it just came out in some of the newest odysseys THAAAAAAAAAAAAT, Jillian REALLY ISN'T DUMB!!! She's ACTUALLY an undercover secret agent annnnnnnnnd the AIRHEADED JILLIAN IS ALL AN ACT!!! 
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll since I can relate to her kinda, I would like to clarify something about myself....
MY AIRHEADED MARYNESS...
IS NOT AN ACT!!!! 
In case you were thinking I was going to confess that I too am REALLY an undercover secret agent, your WRONG!!! I'm NOT!!! I really am just a glorified babysitter that likes to write, shop and take selfies!!! 
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Buuuuuuuuuuuut, on the other hand, maybe there is a LITTLE SECRET AGENT IN ME...because I am one of the most observent people and you'd be surprised what I know that YOU THINK i'm clueless about...BUUUUUUT I'm NOT!!! I see, trust me I SEE, buuuuuuuut I just seem like I don't...buuuuuuuuuuuut I DO!!! ;) of course unless I don't!!! I'm either completely clueless OR completely in THE KNOW buuuuuuut still continue to act clueless buuuuuuut you don't know it's an act because it usually is NOT....buuuuuuuuuut it COULD BE!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Bible QUESTION?!?!

Sooooooooo I was thinking about this other day, liiiiiike WHILE listening to the Bible, THE MOST RANDOM MARY THOUGHT EVERRRRR went through my mind...

Did older woman ever go for YOUNGER MEN!!! NO REALLY YOU GUYS, DID THEY??? I mean think about it, the Bible is rather clear that Boaz and other men were quite a bit older than their wives, buuuuuuut are there any cases where a younger man marries an older woman???
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NOW I've had some debate about this, liiiike, NO that probably NEVERRRR happened because CULTURALLY speaking, woman NEVER "Went for men" back then!!! BUuuuuut after thinking about it, I beg to differ, RUTH...She SOOOO WENT FOR BOAZ!!! Also, she may have STILL been beautiful at 200, I mean, wasn't that king checking out Sarah when she was in her 90's??? (#LifeGoals!;)
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ANNNNNNNNNNND FURTHER MORE, if there was, WHAT WAS THE AGE DIFFERENCE??? I mean, THINK ABOUT IT, people were living to be like, 700 years old back in the day!!! Was there EVERRRRR a case of a woman marrying a man 100 years YOUNGER than herself?!?! Duuuuuuuuuude...that would be sooooooooooooo COOOOOOL if there was!!! You know like, she was 200 and he was 100???  THAT WOULD BE SOOOOOO AWESOME!!! I mean, once your over 100, what's a 100 year age difference anywayZ, riiiiiiiiight????
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Like seriously, I wanna meet that chick when I get to heaven!!!! My mom's probably telling her right now, with her NYC accent, MY DAUGHTER SOOOO NEEDS TO MEET YOU!!! BAHAHAHA!!!
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Soooo for now I sit here and ponder this thought along with the many other important questions that no one seems to have a true answer for me, liiiiiike, WAS JESUS GOOD LOOKING? IS IT WEIRD FOR A MAN TO THINK OF HIMSELF AS, "THE BRIDE OF CHRIST???" HOW LONG DID ADAM LIVE BEFORE GOD CREATED EVE??? (It had to be LONG enough for him to realize that he was THE ONLY creature without an helpmeet) When exactly did it become WEIRD to marry a sibling??? (THANK GOD IT DID THO!!!) Were the fish raw or cooked that Jesus fed to the multitude? Why do boiled eggs smell, BUT NOT SCRAMBLED EGGS??? What exactly IS, "THE WHEEL IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WHEEL???" Who potty-trained Adam??? Annnnd on and On and on my list goes, I'm gonna have A LOT of asking when I get to heaven...A LOT!!! BAHAHAAHAAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Just a candy wrapper!!!

Soooooo quite a few years back, my good friends Joe and Anali Velez were here with their little baby girl, Alina! Like most babies, Alina loves playing with anything that makes noise, like wrapping paper, MORE that what is ACTUALLY inside the wrapping paper!!!
Weeeeeeeeellllll one of the days she was here just crawling around and she found a candy wrapper, she was just having the time of her life with it when once of her parent's saw it in her and took it away from her. You should have seen the look on her face when they took it from her, ABSOLUTE DEVESTATION!!!!
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That lil baby girl threw the biggest lil fit ever. We all tried to console her with other toys, I had just given her this really cool toy from a yard sale, a dancing swan, that lights up, sings, and swirls that carousal ANNNNND walks all over the floor...I mean, talk about a COOL TOY...from an even COOLER AUNTIE ;)...
I'm like,
looooook Alina, you want your Swan????
children toys kid gifts electric musical toy carousel Fantasy Swan amusement park with music lowest price
BUUUUT NOOOOO, she wanted her CANDY WRAPPER!!!
There she was, surrounded by other toys to play with, just crying her eyes out, meanie O parents had taken her candy wrapper away. It was just a little piece of trash, buuuuut for Alina, it was THE BEST THING EVERRRR!!!
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She had no way of knowing or understanding that her parent's were just being GOOD parent's, taking it away from her. Her parent's were looking out for her, they saw that it was small and despite her fascination in it, it could be harmful for her. She had know way of comprehending the danger, for her, it was her beloved little toy, it was HER CANDY WRAPPER!!! 
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This got me to thinking, how often are we THE SAME WAY with God??? The world has littered our lives with little pieces of trash and every so often, something catches our eye...



Oooooh look, IT'S SHINY!
and we pick it up and start to play with it! Oh wow, this is pretty cool, it crinkles and makes a funny noise too...I LIIIIIIIKE IT!!! 
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It could be anything, internet surfing, video games, influences, friendships, relationships, social media, etc...a thought or an idea an activity or place or person or just a thing, buuuuuut God sees the danger in it even when we don't, so, like a good and loving parent, he simply takes it out of our hands. And there we are, like a little baby, we throw a FIT!!! How DARE YOU GOD!!! How could you take that away from me??? It was just a little piece of trash but there you are, MAD at God because he was looking out for you! How can you do this to me God??? It was shiny and it crinkled, that was MY CANDY WRAPPER!
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And all we can do is focus on that little piece of trash that God took away from us, when meanwhile, like Alina was surrounded by nice toys she didn't want, we are surrounded by the blessings of God all around us. The goodness of God surrounds us. God has done SO MUCH for us, buuuuut ALL we can focus on is what he hasn't given us or what he took away, OUR CANDY WRAPPER! 
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You guys, if God NEVERRRR does one more thing for us, He died on a cross for our sins, he took our place, he forgave us, he washed away our sins, he saved our souls from a burning hell, I think we can surrender a few candy wrappers that the devil has left littered on the ground so we can make it to heaven.  And when God takes it away from us, instead of being a baby about it, THANK GOD, for being a good, protective parent that is looking out for you! We don't know better than God. We are just little children that a loving father is protecting from harm.
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Don't hang on to your candy wrapper,
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it's  a piece of trash!
Just let it go!!!
"If iniquity be in thine hand, put it far away, and let not wickedness dwell in thy tabernacles." (Job 11:14)

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, January 23, 2023

Happy Monday!!!

little church mouse:
UNLESS It's God's Pocket!!! ;)))))
Hope you had a Happy Monday!!! Let's have a great week together!!! "This is the day which the Lord hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it." (Psalm 118:24)
♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, January 20, 2023

CMM if Mary were a man!!!

So I'm at Starbucks with my laptop today writing and THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRR happened!!! I got up to use the restroom and there was a man walking in front of me to the restroom as well, men and woman restrooms were located right by each other...


and the man walks into the men's and then waits and holds the door for me, my hand is on the woman's about to open it, but he's just stand there all gentlemanly like waiting for me...
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I mean GENERALLY SPEAKING, I really appreciate it when a man holds the door open for me, it's very kind and considerate of them, I always smile and say thank you, BUUUUUUUT...this is THE DOOR TO THE MEN'S ROOM HE IS HOLDING FOR ME...i dont wanna be rude buuuuuuuuut... lol...i just kinda pause and smile at him and continue to open the ladies room...in that moment he realized what he was doing, his face turned red and we both busted up laughing!!! It was HILARIOUS!!! *Chivalry-sigh!!! 
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Buuuuuuuuuuut  I think he was REALLY embarrassed cuz he was sitting behind me and he had just gotten there but when i got back he was packing his stuff up and leaving!!! The funniest part was that it TOTALLY reminded me of something i would do!!! 
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Now you all know what this blog would be like, IF I WERE A MAN!!! 😂😇
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The difference between him and I tho, 
is that wouldn't have left!!! Bahahahaha
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I mean really, IF I LEFT THE SCENE every time I did something embarrassing, there'd be NO SCENES left in my life!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Mary Frances 😊🙃

Thursday, January 19, 2023

You ANSWERED!!!

Soooooooo the other day my friend Hanna calls me, I answer the phone and I'm like, HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! YOU ANSWERED!!! It's silent for a moment then,
Mary, I CALLED YOU!!!
I'm like, Oooooh yeah, I mean, I ANSWERED!!!
Like, HEEEEEEY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She's like, WOOOOOOOW!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Your name MIGHT be MARY if...

Your name MIGHT BE MARY IF...
You smiled while taking a picture of ...
YOUR ADORABLE SHOES!!!!
Yes, peeps, true story, VERY TRUE STORY!!! I can't help it, I even smile when I take a pic of JUST MY HAIR!!! Hee,hee!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, January 16, 2023

Happy ☔️ rainy Monday!!! 🌧

Soooooooooooo idk if you all knew this, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut…
                                         In N Out has hot chocolate ðŸŦ!!!
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AaaaaaaaaaANnnnnnnnnnnnnd….
On Rainey days they’re FREE!!!!
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Sooooooooo just roll on up and ask for a Rainey day hot chocolate!!!! They have these ADORABLE little mini marshmallows in the drink too!!!! You gotta open your drink to look at them!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, January 11, 2023

Jus sayin!!!

I mean SERIOUSLY!!!! ðŸĪĢðŸĪĢðŸĪĢðŸĪĢ😂😂😂😇😇😇
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, January 9, 2023

Happy Monday!!!!

Plant seeds wherever you go this week!!! ðŸŠī 
God is able to do exceedingly, 
                abundantly, above all we can ask or think!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, January 4, 2023

Marriage Advice!!!!

From a very, very, VERY single person!!! ;)


♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, January 3, 2023

Can God do ANYTHING??? #BishopMemories

Bishop Abbott would tell us this in his preaching that people like to challenge the awesomeness of God. 
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Christian's will say God can do ANYTHING!!! 
And there are ALWAYS agnostics that like to challenge this with a question like this...
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If God can really do ANYTHING...
Can God MAKE a rock SOOOO BIG...
that He can NOT move it?!
And at first your like well God can...
BUT then your but WAIT how could HE NOT be able to MOVE it then...
AND still be able to do ANYTHNG?!
Hmmmm...
Bro. Abbott's like, Well I KNOW the answer to that but what do YOU think?!?!
AND we're are ALL sitting there like Ummmm...uh...
Just WAITING for Bro. Abbott to give us some DEEPtheological answer...
Bishop Abbott says...
"Yes! God can make a rock SO big that He can NOT move it!!!
And THEN He can move it! Because He is God and there is NOTHING that God cannot do!!!"
Then he goes on and says,
"You say, 'Well thats a corny answer!'
WELL...THAT was a CORNY question!"
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
I love him so much!!!His explaination are SOOO simple...
BUT they serioulsey ROCK!!!
(Pun INTENDED;)
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, January 2, 2023

Happy 1st Monday!!!

Bahahahahaaa Happy New Year everyone!!!
♥Mary Frances :)