Wednesday, June 29, 2011


Okaaaaaaaaaay everyone I have SHOCKING NEWS...everyone take a deep breath before I share this with you all..are you ready for this??? No really...are you REALLY READY for this??? Okaaaaaaay HERE WE GO....
(OMW...Like WOW!!!!)

But amaZingly...I keep hearing my fellow Arizonans sayin OMW its sooooo  HOT!!! I can't believe HOW hot it is!!! Can you believe it???? UH YEAH I CAN!!!! Its A. THE SUMMER!!! and B. ARIZONA!!! Like helllllllllllllllllllloooooooooo!!!! We live closer to the sun than like ANYONE else!!! (I think...HAHA!!!;) The thing that gets me is that the people that seem to be the MOST shocked are like all the Arizonans themselves!!! I'm like ummmm do you NOT remember last summer and the summer before that and the summer before THAT??? We've lived here like ALL OUR LIVES!!!! (Of course these are the SAME people that are complaining about HOW cold it is when we ACTUALLY have nice weather!!!:)

I mean we live in ARIZONA!!!
 Its sooooooo HOT that....
•the birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
•the potatoes cook underground, and all you have to do to have lunch is to pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
•farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs.
•the cows are giving evaporated milk.
•the trees are whistling for the dogs.
•WE no longer associate bridges (or rivers) with water.
•WE can say 120 degrees without fainting.
•WE eat hot chilies to cool your mouth off.
•WE can make instant sun tea.
•WE learned that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
•you would give anything to be able to splash cold water on your face.
•The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
•WE discover that in July, it takes only 2 fingers to drive your car.
•We've discover that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
•WE notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
•hot water now comes out of both taps.
•it's noon in July, kids are on summer vacation, and not one person is out on the streets.
•you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
•you break a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m. before work.
•no one would dream of putting vinyl upholstery in a car or not having air conditioning.
•your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
•you realize that asphalt has a liquid state.
•a sad Arizonan once prayed, "I wish it would rain - not so much for me, cuz I've seen it -- but for my 7-year-old."

Tuesday, June 28, 2011


OMW you guys!!! GUESS WHAT????????????

Okaaaaaaaaaaaaay I don't want you all to be JEALOUS...BUT..........My sweet, adorable, handsome lil nephew JUST SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!!!! It was sooooo amaZingly BEAUTIFUL!!!! It happened while we were swimming!!!! He wanted me cuz he liked me dunkin him, sooo he was holdin his arms out to me and his mom said, say MARY!!! ANd he SAID IT!!!! I screamed and then yelled to ALL my neighbors....MY NEPHEW SAID MY NAME!!! And then he said it again, and I sreamed again!!! And he said it again and again and I screamed AGAIN AND AGAIN!!! Oooooo I'm sooooo HAPPPPPY! I think he has finally decided not to be scared of his cRaZy and loud and hyper auntie Maria that continuousley smothers him with kisses!!! I think he really LOVES ME!!! (Of course...WHO DOESN'T????;)

Saturday, June 25, 2011


Sooooooooo I took this first aide and cpr class...let me tell you something...there were some DUMB people in that class!!! AND you all better be hoping tthat your NEVER in a serious emergency around me!!!

So part of the Good Samaritan rule for when you help people is that you don't do anything that is ABOVE your skill level. So this lady is like, Wellllll...I have NEVER taken a CPR/ First aide class before, HOW would I even know what my skill level is??? Our instructor just looks at her and is like, YOUR AT THE VERY BOTTOM THEN!!! (Like DUH!!!)

So then our instructor is tellin us that once you start to administer and attend to a person that is hurt you must stay with them unless you are so exausted it is endangering you or someone with a higher skill level comes in to help. SOOOOOOOO this SAME lady is like, WELLLL how would you know that that person ACTUALLY has a HIGHER skill level that you??? (Hmmm GOOD question!) So this other lady pipes in and is like, WELL WHY WOULD YOU ARGUE??? (although, I know a few people that would argue with a DOCTOR in an emergency!!!)

Then the teacher passes out these facial masks that your supposed to wear when you give someone CPR!!! She is like and now that you have these just carry them in your pockets at ALL TIMES!!! (I'm like Oh...RIGHT!)

Snake bites!!! Do NOT suck out the venom!!! Wrap the infected area the best you can...then use your common sense to the best of your ability!!! (HAHA!!! That right there would be the HARDEST part for a lot people!!!)

If someone passes out you are NEVER to leave them flat on their back!!! In case they throw up your supposed roll them on their side towards YOU!!! (I'm like, YEAH RIGHT!!!)

If for some reason, it is a serious enough accident, that one of their body parts is amputated, you should A. CALL 911! (4realZ??? nevr woulda thought of THAT!!!) B. Gather the amputated body part and keep it by the victim! (HA! I'm SOOOOOO SURE!!!)

If there is ever a chest would that is in the lung, tape it with a flat peice of plastic on three sides!!! I'm like okaaaaaaaay where in the world am I supposed to get a FLAT PIECE OF PLASTIC from??? (Oh yeah I forgot, its in my pocket with my SAFETY MASK!!! Bahaha!!!)

So basically I figured out what I PERSONALLY would be doing in and emergencey!!! It would go like this...SCREAM...pray... CALL 911 ...SCREAM...pray...scream...PRAY ... SCREAM... SCREAM...SCREAM!!!!

Well THATS MY personal emergency action plan!!! I wish I could say, that i'm spirtitual enough to say, that I would PRAY FIRST before screaming...BUT I KNOW myself!!! Screaming would TOTALLY BE FIRST!!

Friday, June 24, 2011

Love life update!!!

Heeeeey ALL you wonderful Classic Mary Moment readers out there...ALL you that have told me that your praying for my FUTURE HUSBAND...Especially YOU SIS. LUGO from Bro. Morton's church, I remember your encouraging words at WCC this past year about praying for me AND I just want you all to be the FIRST TO KNOW...

(He was 52-years-old soooooooooo I just want to tell you all to PULEEEEEEEEZE KEEP PRAYING!!! ;)))

AnywayZ, it was pretty funny, in like a messed up kinda way. He was all like you have long hair girl, its PRETTY!!! And my hair isn't really even that long for an Apostolic girl, just to my waist, but I was just like Oh THANK YOU!!! And in my mind I am tellin myself he is just being a nice man, then he says, YOU pretty girl!!! I'm like Ummmm THANK  YOU!!!! HAHAHA!!!

Then he is like so how old are you? i'm like 27!!! (Like hellllooooo, HINT HINT) Without even blinkin an eye, he shakes my hand and says, 52!!! like thats just THE PERFECT age for me!!! He says just think, all this time has passed and we FINALLY meet!!! (I'm like OH WOW!)

 THEN, He felt like it was a total "God Thing" cuz his name was Joseph! (His words...You know Joseph and MARY!!!) LOL!!! He was like, how often do YOU ever come across a JOSEPH???  I didn't bother to tell him that ACTUALLY, my mom's dad is a Joseph, my dad is a Joseph, my mom's, mom's dad's name is Joseph, my mom's brother is Joseph, my brother is Joseph and my nephew is a Joseph...NOPE NOT VERY OFTEN that I find myself with another Joseph...BAHAHAHA!!! I was NOT about to explain to him that it is ACTUALLY, a family name...cuz then he REALLY would thought it was a sign!!!

Thankfully, this was the moment my sis pulled up and rescued me...I wasn't even in the car yet and she was like WOW, you really know how to get them...HAHAHA!!!!

And THEN people ask me WHY i'm NOT married??? I'm like, I don't know!!! Its a REALLY HARD decision, between the AM PM gas attendent and 52-year-old men...I can't seem to make up my mind!!! :D


Thursday, June 23, 2011

The Foolishness of God...


Because the foolishness of God is wiser than men; and the weakness of God is stronger than men. (1 Corinthians 3:25) 
I LOVE this scripture!!! God at his worse, if that is even possible,  is STILL way, way, way WAAAAAAY  better than US at our very, very, absolute best!!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Apostolic Jr. Camp 2011

What can i say besides...ABSOLUTELY AWESOME!!! The ten year anniversary of this camp was AWESOME!!! The preachers were, Bro. Rowell Jr. Bro. Rowell SR. Bro. Foster Sr. Bro. Foster Jr. Bishop Abbott, and Bro. Lukenbaugh!!! One of the things that I REALLY like about this camp is that they don't try and entertain the kids with fancy shmancey stuff!!! They JUST PREACH THE WORD and the kids respond!!! Which makes sense BECAUSE thats what the Bible says to do!!!
(1 Corinthians 1:18) For the preaching of the cross is to them that perish foolishness; but unto us which are saved it is the power of God.

(Romans 10:13-15) For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved. How then shall they call on him in whom they have not believed? and how shall they believe in him of whom they have not heard? and how shall they hear without a preacher? And how shall they preach, except they be sent? as it is written, How beautiful are the feet of them that preach the gospel of peace, and bring glad tidings of good things!
 Thank you to Bro. Jerry Rowell Jr. for makin this camp happen!!! I wonder JUST HOW MANY KIDS have recieved the Holy Ghost in the past ten years?!?!? I went to this camp for the kids but i honestly got such a blessing from God!!!

One night I ran so much around the buildin worshippin God I all off the sudden realized...OMW I'm like out of breath!!! I don't think I have run that hard since runnin the mile in highschool!!! I've only been a counselor one year...THAT WAS ENOUGH...HAHA!!! Sheree Cleveland, Denae Abbott & Danielle Connor cured me of ever desiring to be one again...HAHA!!! Oooo and I think I had the ONE girl in my room that LOVED bugs(LORD HELP ME!!!) Sooo all the other girls are SCREAMIN cuz there is a moth and then I get the nerve to kill it sooo they will shut up AND the bug lovr girl starts CRYIN cuz it died!!! Like seriousley??? where is the Tylenol PM???

AnywayZ, one of my favorite parts of the camp this year was when Jac challenged the kids to beat her at singing I am a One God in like 15 seconds and then Bro. Rowell did it in ten...HAHAHA!!! Good ol Bro. Rowell!! Always up and ready for a challenge!!!

When Bro. Abbott came over to pray with Scarlett it brought back sooo many memories!!! I still remember him praying me through to the Holy Ghost when I was six years old!!! He is such and AMAZING alter worker!!! He isn't loud and in your face, he doesn't knock you over when he lays hands on you. He just talks to you gently and matter of factly!!! Then on the last night, Bro. Jerry Rowell Jr. stood up and he said he still remembers HIS FIRST Jr. Camp...GUESS WHO PRAYED him through to the Holy Ghost??? Thats right BISHOP ABBOTT!!! I wonder just HOW MANY people he has prayed through to the Holy Ghost???

For me that was the best part of the WHOLE CAMP!!! The alter calls!!! Thats why I like to PRAY WITH THE KIDS!!! I'm tellin you, there is NOTHING more amaZing than being a part of someone recieving the Holy Ghost!!! ITS AWESOME!!!!
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011


I was talkin to a friend the other day about a cute Apostolic guy and i'm like well what kinda girl does he want???? Soooo she named a few things and she was like OH and he said that if a girl can SING and play the piano that would be like PERFECT!!!!!

I was like SERIOUSLEY??? Weeellll THERE GOES ME!!! I can't sing BUT  I have a PERSONALITY...does THAT COUNT FOR ANYTHING??? I can't play the piano BUT I can cook, bake AND GRILL!!!! Plus I can scrub the toilet, wash dishes take care of kids AND I HAVE A BLOG!!! LOL! I just don't get when singing and playin the piano made a girl the PERFECT spouse option!!!

Like seriousley I've got my list of things I want in a husband...on fire for God, faithful to church, pays his tithes, loves children, family man, has a car, has a job, burden for the lost, organized, prompt, good leader, consistent, grounded in truth, good with money, good at math, loves people, evangelistic, submits to pastor,  its like two pages long but I think I have one more to add to my list ...cuz like OMW!!! HOW COULD I FORGET...

I'm soooo SERIOUS!!! If I can find a guy that can stand on his head...THAT WOULD BE LIKE THE PERFECT HUSBAND!!! What an asset to my you know how AMAZIN that would be for outreach...I mean...he would soooooo be able to get EVERYONE'S attention!!!

♥Awwwwwwww LOOK at HIM!!! *sigh! ;)

Monday, June 20, 2011

Cute guy? Ugly Guy???

Looks don't matter...thats what me and Kim were talkin about the other day!!! I said something about hoping to marry a handsome man or something like that...and Kim was like, Well Mary, looks don't really matter and I'm like, yeah BUT...and she is like NO MARY I have dated really HOT and HANDSOME guys that have really treated me BAD before!!! Soooo loooks don't really matter!!!

And i'm like well YEAH BUT...just cuz they're good lookin doesn't mean they're gonna treat you bad...Cuz to be honest...I've had some pretty UGLY guys treat me BAAAADDD too!!! Then me and Kim totally busted up laughing!!! I'm like WEEELLLLL ITS TRUE!!!!

Cute guy??? UGLY GUY??? I think THE MOST IMPORTANT THING is that he has a ....

On Fire for JESUS!!! 
Woot! WOOT!!!

Jose's Father's day present!!!

Awwwwwwwwwww!!!! Jewel is VERY talented and My brother LOVED it!!!!

Sunday, June 19, 2011


How many of you dads got a TIE??? :)

Saturday, June 18, 2011


I'm NOT one to complain BUT...I Just put in a complaint to corprate office of Costco cuz they guy in photos was wearin a bracelet thats said I ♥ _________!!! I don't care if its for Breast Cancer Awareness...Your stupid bracelet isn't gonna save ANYONE'S life and its totally disgusting and UNprofessional and innappropreate AND DEGRADING to woman!!!! This is not being cold-hearted towards people with cancer, I have plenty have CLOSE family members that have dealt with cancer and there is NOTHING that works better to cure cancer than PRAYER!!! Thankfully, the young lady I talked to TOTALLY agreed with me and said she would be callin that Costco immediately and taking care of it!!! Next I'm callin about the waitress at BJ's that was wearing one!!! If you see someone at work wearing one of these SPEAK YOUR MIND!!!

Friday, June 17, 2011

Single girls HOPE!!!

(Sooooooooooo I don't know if ALL THE other single girlz are gonna think this is as funny as me ...BUT I thought it was pretty fuNNNy!!! HAHA!!! ;)

So a couple of weeks ago some of us "older" single girls all got together to hang out and as usual we had a grand time hangin out and solvin allll the worlds problems!!! LOL! Well this was the FIRST time Kim had gone with us all to hang out soooooooooo....

The next day I'm in the kitchen with Kim and she is washin the dishes and all of the sudden she just kind of pauses and turns to me and is all...sooooooo ALL of us girls that were hangin out last night are all like "older" singles right? Soooo i'm just yup!!!

Kim is like, and there are like NO single guys we even know of our age right? I very cheerfully respond back with a YUP!!! She is like, MARRRRY its HOPELESS!!! Totallly unfazed I'm like WHAT???? She is like GETTIN MARRIED!!! How are we supposed to get married when there are like NOOO single guys our age???? ITs HOPELESS!!!

I'm just like very calm...OH KIM its NOT HOPELESS!!! She is like NO MARY!!! ITS HOPELESS!!!! I'm like NO Kim...we might have to wait a while BUT its NEVER hopeless...THINK ABOUT IT...
Babies are being born EVERYDAY!!!

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Jr. Youth Camp...

Junior Youth Camp...JUNIOR YOUTH CAMP...
What kind of kids like Junior Youth Camp???
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY EVERYONE!!! Sorry I haven't been bloggin...take a WILD GUESS WHERE I'VE BEEN??? Havin a great time...lotsa fun AND is there anything MORE amazing than prayin with kids as they get the Holy Ghost???? I LOVE IT!!! I got TONS of pics I'll post when I get back!!!

Monday, June 13, 2011


Soooo I havn't really told A LOT of people about this...I mean I don't like tellin the WHOLE WORLD my problems BUT the people closest to me have always known this about me. I have finally been diagnosed...and I can NEVER be cured!!! I have a serious condition known as...

Don't worry though, it's a very rare condition and it's not contagious! ;)

Sunday, June 12, 2011

Family prayer moments!!!

Sooo tonight we did our 3rd evening of family prayer together and its gettin better BUT we had ANOTHER HILARIOUS MOMENT tonight!!!

So its my sis's turn to give her prayer requests and she says them and at the end she is like, Oh and I guess you guys can pray for husband for me TOO!!! (Like Oh yeah I'll get fries with that too...HAHA!!!) So we are prayin and then when we get to the husband part I am like, "God send my sister a HOT husband!!!"

And she like totally interupts my prayer and is all like, ACTUALLY, I don't really care about looks that much...I would rather..." (And in MY MIND I am thinkin that she is gonna say, I would rather he is just a really nice person that will be a good dad to Mary Jo... I'm like thinkin AWWWW how sweet!!! )

She is like, "ACTUALLY...I would RATHER him just be sittin on a
I LOVE MY SIS and I LOVE our family prayer meetings!!!

Friday, June 10, 2011

I think they are from ARIZONA!!!


So the other day my mom dropped me off at our house and as I was walking in the house I noticed these WEIRD lookin things coming up around our grapefruit tree. I was like WHAT IN THE WORLD???

Sooo I'm like MOM!!! There are these weird things growing up around the grapefruit tree!!! My mom is like OH THOSE ARE MUSHROOMS!!! Don't touch or eat them they are VERY POISONUS!!! (I'm like okaaaaaay I wouldn't touch mushrooms ANYWAYZ I am for SURE NOT going to touch these NASTLY lookin things!!!) So I like kick one of the mushrooms and it just like falls over!!!

I'm like HOW WEIRD!!! They don't even have any roots keepin them in the then i kick them all down!!! They just like all fall over...SOOO i'm like really feelin kinda freaked out by these mushrooms...I KEEP thinkin about HOW WEIRD THEY ARE!!!

Well a couple of days later we are in the front of the house again and we are by the grapefruit tree and I'm lookin at the mushrooms that I had kicked over(Tryin not to get the heebie jeebies) and my sis is like man the citrus food I got for the tree sure isn't workin out very well...So I'm like Weeeellll...Its probabley cuz of those mushrooms growing under the tree...Mom said they are REALLY POISONUS!!!

My sis is like WHAT MUSHROOMS??? So I point to the mushrooms that I had all kicked over. She is like..THOSE AREN'T MUSHROOMS!!!
I still get the heebie jeebies when I look at them though!!!

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Dream inerpretation!!!

Soooo I went to bet at like 12:30 am and rolled back out at 6 am when I TOTALLY could have slept in!!! After Kim woke up an hour or so later for work... (she was a lil groggy...I think it may have been cuz I woke her up  by sittin on her last night in the middle of a dead sleep...I mean it was ONLY 9:30 pm...we had A LITTLE PARTYIN to do first!!!) So she gets up this morn and is like WHY ARE YOU UP??? I'm like IDK!!! i just didn't feel like sleepin anymore!!!

Then I'm like...I had this dream that these alligators were coming to live with us AND trying to become part of the family...the ONLY way we could get rid of them was by squirting mustard on them!!!
Kim's like, WHAT???
I'm like yeah, thats why I decided to just get up!!!
I'm like hmmm...maybe the alligators meant someone is trying to invade our family and...
Kim is like HEEEEEY what are you tryin to say about me and Cesar???
I'm like NOOOOO...not you guys...cuz there was THREE alligators...Plus you and Cesar LOVE MUSTARD!!! HAHAHAHAAHA!!!
Any Daniels or Josephs in the house???? HAHAHA!!!
Anyone wanna try and inerpret this????

Tuesday, June 7, 2011


Soooo today me and Kim were drivin around in her little car, that doesn't have AC and it is like sooooo HOT OUT!!! I mean i can like FEEEEL the sweatin drippin off me, we got the windows down though and we're just cruisin!!!

Well we stop at a light and Kim is like, WHY IS THE OVERHEATING LIGHT ON??? She is like freakin out...MARY WHY IS THIS CAR OVERHEATIN??? Very calmly without hesitatin or even blinkin an eye I look back at her and say....

She looks at me and is like, MARY, you did NOT just say that!!! I'm like OH YES I DID!!! Then we like high-fived each other and busted up laughing!!!
I was like, I mean think about it Kim, the car is ALREADY in this 100-something-ARIZONA weather, then you put my HOT self in here and whatda you expect????
1 Car+100 Degree weather+Two ARIZONA HOTTIES=

Ooooooo BUSTED!!!!

The WAY I AM!!!

That is SOOOOO ME!!!
I had SOOO much fun at the park last week!!! My sis said, is there a REASON WHY you decided to go down that slide HEAD FIRST??? I said, YES, actaully there is...Because...ITS FUNNNNNER that way!!! :))

Most GIRLS...well actually, probabley MOST PEOPLE, would annouce their weight loss successes, by posing in a sophisticated fashion, most likely with their hands on their hips...Thats cool...BUT...
Go HERE for all the JUICY details!!! :)))

Sunday, June 5, 2011


 I'm soooooo roCKin this sombrero special for YOU HATER!!! :)
Oh and thanks for sayin I have pretty made me a lil more conceited!!! :D

Saturday, June 4, 2011


Sooooooo I had this dream the other night and in this dream I was like TOTALLY IN LOVE with some guy that I have honestly NEVER seen before. He was like sooooo HANDSOME!!! He was tall, but not to tall, he had a nice tan and his hair wasn't really blond or brown it was like HONEY...Oooo and he had like the most amazingest blue eyes ever...LOL...I NEVER found out his name HE TOTALLY LIKED ME!!! (And then I woke up!!!HAHA!!!)

I remember my first thought when I woke up...I was just MAN he was soooo cute I didn't even care that he was WHITE!!! LOLOLOL!!!

Soooo I was telling Kim ALL about him and i'm like KIM...I don't even know his name but I seriousley think I'm in love!!! And I'm telling Kim all about him and she was like well what did YOU look like? Were you totally thin in your dream or what?! Sooooo I'm like ummm I don't really know!!! I'm like I mean in MY MIND I have ALWAYS been thin && beautiful, its just when I look in the mirror that I realize, like, OH i'm not thin!!! LOL So Kim is like, well in your dream did you look in the mirror at all? So I'm like NO! Kim is like, WAIT MARY...YOU didn't look in the mirror??? THIS WAS A DREAM!!! HAHAHA!!!

Then I was tellin Kim yeah and like in my dream like HE TOTALLY LIKED ME and like all I know is that this was like some new guy passin through town that ALL THE GIRLS liked, soooo since ALL the girls liked him I was totally ACTING LIKE I didn't like him...but REALLY I HAD LIKE A HUGE CRUSH on him and Kim was like Oh so you were like playing hard-to-get? And I'm like yeah I guess I was!!! Then I was like WAIT...

Okaaaaaaaaaaay THIS REALLLLY WAS A DREAM!!!!

Friday, June 3, 2011

Family Prayer!!!

Well tonight me Kim, Theresa, Cesar, MJ & Joe had our first night of FAMILY PRAYER!!! Not that we don't pray...its just TOGETHER!!!  With EVERYONE looking at each other...thats a WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY!!!BAHAHA!!! I think it went pretty well for the first time only one person got a spanking and I only busted up laughing ONCE...HAHA!!!

It was my sister's fault though!!! She made me laugh soooo hard!!! Cuz we were all going around saying what we wanted everyone to pray for even the kids and then we would all pray for it. My prayer requests WELLL I had FOUR and I shall list them JUST IN CASE any of YOU ALL want to help me pray for them!!!
1. For the African kids...ESPECIALLY ESTHER!!!
2. That I keep losing weight
3. That the cash flow keeps coming my way (For God to provide for my needs!)
4. For a HUSBAND!!!  (YES, I pray for a husband and I'm NOT ashamed or EVEN gonna try to deny it!!! ;)

SOOOOOOOO when they got to my HUSBAND request I was kinda giggley anywayZ...
THEN THEN my sis says soooooo seriousley in prayer about my future husband... Let him at least be born this month..." AND I LIKE TOTALLY LOST IT!!! Well you just have to know me to get that...but it was pretty FUNNNNY!!!

"Oh yes LORD, let my husband BE BORN!!!"Bahahahahaha!!!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A question...

Soooooo at my church I teach the 5-9 year old boys and girls.  And soooo  before class started tonight I asked my class a questions!!! All the kids were talkin, goofin off and just messing around. So I got them all quieted down, sitting and stayin still. And I was like Okaaaaay now BEFORE we start class tonight, I want to ask you guys a question. So they are all just staring at me intently and I am lookin at them REAL SERIOUS and I kinda lower my voice, I strutted a pose, then I said, okaaaay you guys, before we start class I just want to know ONE THING...

Goal ACOMPLISHED!!! I made my whole class just bust up laughing!!! It was pretty awesome!!! The best was Luke Cleveland...Cuz he is sooo quiet but he could NOT stop laughin!!! LOL! I LOVE doing that kind of stuff to my class!!! But I mean is a PRETTY CUTE OUTFIT!!! From my pink bow Right down to my pink Sandals...SERIOUSLEY...


Desert Ridge BUG ALERT!!!

Sooo tonight we're just chillin at Desert Ridge under the stars, MJ is playin in the water and we are havin such a nice time!!! Everything is like calm and peaceful and just relaxin and all of the sudden we see that there are roaches coming out of where the trees are planted and we're like EWWWWWW!!! So we move away and I see more roaches OVER THERE!!! SOOOO the we move over by Coldstone... and we're all sitting there and MJ forgets her doll and is scared to go get it cuz there is roaches over there. So she finally goes and gets in and the whole time she away I keep hearing this buzzin but I figure its just a fly cuz its night time and its to late.

 Well when MJ comes back with her doll I try to scare her and am all LOOK A BUG!!! And she just glares at me and says to stop...Then all of the sudden I hear the buzzin again and its like RIGHT ON ME and I like totally FREAK OUT!!! I get up and practically knock over my chair && the WHOLE table screaming and everyone thinks i[m just doin it to scare MJ, but its for realz...LOL...There was a BEE following me!!! Then my sis sees another roach runnin across the sidewalk we're just like OKAAAAY we're outta here!!!

BUT OMW!!! Seriousley, what was a bee doing out at 10pm!!!  Isn't that like waaaaaaaay past its bedtime???  Like WHAT IN THE WORLD!?!?!I guess its just cuz i'm soooo SWEET!!! HAHA!!! ;)