Or you could be like...

Soooooo BEFORE Bro. Alexander started preaching on Friday night he was just talking to the young people a little bit about LIFE!!! He was all like, you know I graduated from high school in 2000...So i'm sitting next to Keri H. and she whispers to me, What year did YOU graduate in? I'm like 2001...HAHA...and Bro. Alexander continues, he's like and I know it seems soooo far off in your minds young people but pretty soon you'll be graduated if your NOT already and just think that in 10-15 years you'll be like me, married with kids, a family of your own! I lean over to Keri and whisper

OR YOU COULD BE LIKE...

 ME...

STILL rocKin SINGLEHOOD!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

April Fresh Fire!!!

Okaaaaaay so this past Friday night was such a blast!!! The Brown's church in Avondale did their annual like every three months or so Fresh Fire Youth Rally, buuuuut this time it was something DIFFERENT cuz it was on a campgrounds in the White Tank Mountains area!!! Every time they have these youth rallys I think, okaaaaay I know i'm almost thirty, MAYBE I shouldn't go to these things anymore???

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Buuuuut in the end I'm like NOPE, I'll just go and help out by bringing the young teens from my church...PLUS i'm like, buuuuuuuuuut THESE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE MY FRIENDS...and I LUVERRRRS THEM!!! I mean HEEEEEY, I still may be going to these things buuuuuut at least I don't have to beg for rides anymore...I have MY OWN WHEELS NOW!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! Annnnnd being the AMAZING driver that I I was like Delora, who just got her permit...how about YOU JUST DRVE!!! I mean I'm still kinda REALLY scared of TRAFFIC annnnnnd unknown destinations that I have NEVERRR driven before REALLY scared me!!!

Soooooo we like drove and drove and like DROVE and once we had gotten to White Tanks and paid the parking fee to get in, we kept driving around assuming that we were going the wrong way, we turned around like three times till we went BACK to the pay booth and asked for directions to the youth rally!!! The ladies like, oh no, your going to have to drive around for like three miles...We were like OH WOW!!! We thought FOR SURE we would NEVERRRR find it cuz when driving SLOW three miles seemed like TEN buuuuuut THEN finally we saw our...

 SIGN IN THE DESERT!!!!

I don't know WHY buuuut when I saw it I just couldn't STOP laughing...the AWESOME ghettoness of a magic marker, handwritten sign in the middle of the desert that says FRESH FIRE....like YES...that would be FOR US!!!

Caught!!!

SCHEMING!!!

Sooooo this morning after church our youth pastor, Bro. Sam caught us IN THE ACT OF SCHEMING!!! It was pretty FUNNNNY!!! LOLOL!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Gordon Mote Concert!

Okaaaaaaaaaay soooo the Gordon Mote concert was soooo AWESOME!!! I was telling some of my friends on group me, (Its a really cool app for mass text messaging) earlier in the day that I was going to hear him sing and one of my friends, Jedidah was like Mary I didn't know you liked southern gospel music!?! I'm like, Oh GIRRRRL YOU KNOW IT!!! AHAHA!! I'm like HEEEEEEY I was raised by THE ABBOTTS, like i ever had a chance to ever like anything else!!!! Southern gospel is IN MY BLOOD!!!

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Then I was like, what music did you THINK I like??? Cuz I was almost positive i knew what she was gonna say! And SHO nuff I was right, she texts back and says, BLACK GOSPEL!!! AHAHAHA! I sooooo knew it!!! I was like weeeeellll.... I must say THAT, in my personal oppinion, there is NOTHING better than an ANNOINTED BLACK MAN IN DA HOUSE singing!!! Can I get a WOOOOT! WOOOOOOT AMEN?!?! Buuuuuuuuut I must say that in the music world thats not what I hear a lot in black gospel...its a little bit TOO MUCH TALKING annnnnd NOT ENOUGH SINGING!!! I mean some talking is good but its like okaaaay we're going on five minutes and its on a professionally recorded CD, NOT at church...HELLOOOO!!! Plus there is WAAAAAY to much repetition!!!

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Okaaaaaaaay back to the Gordon Mote Concert!!! Sooooo this is the prelude before the concert, got a picture of the guy in front of me's head...I was bored and just couldn't resist...LOL...anyways this guy kept laughing at Gordon Mote's Blind Jokes, his laugh was sooooo funny it kept making me laugh harder!!!

The WHOLE time we were driving over there Jose made us play over and over and OVER AGAIN Gordon Mote singing SHUT THE DOOR!!! Jose said thats ALL he wanted to hear him sing!!! When he came out onto stage I just felt this feeling of exhileration in me...Then he just started singing, right off and MUCH to Jose's surprise and delight...SHUT THE DOOR!!! I was like ooooo yeah!!!

Blonde fatty!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I SOOOOOOOOOOO LOVE IT!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

What my mind is like!!!

Have you EVERRRR wondered, Hmmmm...I wonder HOW Mary's mind works??? Weeeeeellll I think this is a pretty ACCURATE description of my mind...

My mind is like a computer brower screen,

WITH 285,783 tabs open...

ALL THE TIME!!!

(Jus ask Jac about going to BROOKSTONE with me...ahahaha!!!)

♥Mary Frances :)

Gordon Mote!!!

Heeeeey you guys!!! Just wanted to let you all know that, HERE IN AZ, there is a free Gordon Mote concert this Thursday evening! If you've never heard of Gordon Mote before, he is a really good gospel singer and also plays the piano, he has been blind since birth... I absolutely love his voice!!! Also, He does the most amazing rendition of "I can't even walk with out you holding my hand" you can listen to it on iTunes! I can't lie, I've cried a few times listening to that song...I kinda like LOOOOOVE IT!!! If your interested in the concert, it starts at 7pm and is located at Phoenix Christian Assembly 2030 N. 36th street Phoenix AZ 85008 for more info call 602-275-8085

♥Mary Frances :)

MJ was BRAVE!!!

Today MJ was BRAVE!!! So because my niece has PKU, she has to go once a month for blood work to make sure that all her levels are good! Soooooo for the past four years, EVERY MONTH MJ has had to be held down by 3 people to get her blood drawn!!!

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TODAY all that changed!!! Today MJ just sat there bravely without crying or flinching ANNNNNNNNNND she just wants all the kids out there know about that!!! Annnnd she just wants to encourage all you kids to be brave also!!! She says you don't need to cry and make a big deal, just sit there and BE BRAVE..

LIKE HER!!! :)

I mean it ONLY took her four years buuuuuut...you kids should accomplish it after just once!!!

 

♥Mary Frances :)

Don't grow weary!!!

I was thinking the other day, HOW HARD it must be for pastors to just, WELL BE PASTORS!!! Like, they have to deal with SOOOO MUCH!!! I mean, anytime dealing with reaching the lost it can take so much out of you! You give and you give and you give and a lot of times in the end you do or say one thing that hurts them and they are up and gone! And I mean, if you let it, it can just suck the inspiration right out of you after a while! Annnnd weeeeeellllll PASTORS... Ooooo I just feel for them cuz they gotta deal with ALL THE DRAMA!!! (I think we forget that they really ARE HUMANS just like us annnnnnnd we really NEED to pray EXTRA for them!!!)

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Buuuuut WE CAN'T GIVE UP!!! No matter how many times the soul that we've worked so hard for, cried so many tears for, prayed so looooong for, spent so much money on, no matter WHAT, we can't GIVE UP!!! We can't stop trying! We can't stop reaching!!!

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I was just thinking about our pastor that won us in the little home missions in NYC, whaaaaaaaaaat if he had gotten burnt out, ONE FAILED TRY with a soul before us??? What if he had just said forget it??? THERE WOULD BE NO GINTY FAMILY!!! Thats what I tell myself everytime I'm disapointed with someone i've worked sooooo hard for!!! How many failed attempts did our pastor have before my mom? How many Bible studies did he teach to others that lay wasted, before he had the opportunity to see MY MOM get a revelation of the oneness of God!?!?!

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Don't give up people! Don't throw in the towel!!! It COULD be the next soul!!! The NEXT family you try for could be, THE GINTYS!!! They just may have a lil two-year-old girl that grows up to LOVE THIS TRUTH WITH EVERYTHING THAT IS WITHIN HER!!!!

"And let us not be weary in well doing: for in due season we shall reap, if we faint not." (Galations 6:9)

If ONE soul is saved,

its WORTH IT ALL!!!

Hang in there, hang in there ...

Don't YOU DARE GIVE UP!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

One thing I'll never say!!!

I saw this lil saying the other day and when I read I was like AWWWW!!! Then after thinkin about it for another five seconds I like BUSTED up laughing!!!  I was like I'll SOOOO NEVER be saying THAT to my future husband!!! AHAHAHA!!!

IF I did say it, it would have to be something like this... Soooooo I FINALLY get proposed to, just imagine this with me, he is on one knee, holding my hand in his declaring my awesomeness, professing his undying love for me, he can't imagine going the rest of his WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE without ME, Miss Proverbs 31 HERSELF as his wife. THEN he says it, "Mary, will you MARRY ME???  Annnnnd my heart is soooooo touched, I must wipe a way a tear before I respond, then I say, SURE! I would LOVE to marry you!!! THEN I PULL OUT THAT LINE...

I'm like ya know honey,

 IT WAS ALWAYS YOU...

annnnnnnnd about 20 others!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :) 

Personality???

I can NOT stop laughing right now!!! So me and my niece were just sitting here talking about BOYS!!! I'm like MJ, WHICH boy do YOU think i'm going to end up marrying??? Soooo she names one of my MANY CRUSHES I'm like yeah ok...I could see that!!! AHAHAHA!! She is like, OH and IF you marry him...blah, blah, blah! THEN she is like, OH BUT MARY! What about Ching-chong??? Don't you want to marry him??? She says, ONCE you marry ONE...to LATE...you can't marry the other!!! Ooooo THIS IS TRUE!!! Really gotta think about this huh girl?!

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She is like, YES MARY, remember Ching-chong! You should just marry HIM! (Oh if only it was all THAT EASY) So i'm like oh yeah, Ching-chong is a great guy but i'm not really feeling it for him! She is like, WHAT? Mary! He is sooooooooo CUUUUUUTE!!! (AHAHAHAHA!!!) I'm like, ooooo GIRRRRL I KNOW he's good looking, thats NOT what i'm talking about, I mean PERSONALITY! I don't think our personalitys would go well together!!! She just looks at me like i'm dumb and says, Okaaaaaaay I do NOT even care about personality!!! I just care about how he looks annnnnd he is CUUUUUTE!!! Then she pauses and says dreamily, when I SEE HIM, I just can NOT stop staring at him!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I just can't stop laughing about it!!!

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Awwwwwwwww I remember those NAIVE days!!! When the ONLY thing that matter concerning marriage to some Apostolic boy was that he was cuuuuuuuuuuuuute!!! NOW its like all COMPLICATED!!! Its a whole system we have...FIRST is he SPIRITUAL??? How would we work together in Christ? Second does he have a job etc??? Then age...like is it LEGAL??? BAHAHA...NEXT would our personalitys go together and balance each other out??? Annnnnnnnd LAST OF ALL LOOKS!!! Like as in, CAN I STAND TO LOOK AT THIS PERSON'S FACE, FIRST THING, EVERY MORNING, FOR THE REST OF MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE???

AHAHAHA!!! MJ just cares about looks right now, buuuuuuuut oh she's gonna have to FIND the RIGHT personality to balance out that strong-take-chare personality of hers!!! Oh Lord ANNOINT AND PREPARE HIM now...cuz he has got his work CUT OUT FOR HIM!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Before the bandaid!!!

Do you remember as a kid getting a really bad cut or wound and you would go running to your mommy bawling your eyes out? Annnnnnd ALL you know is that you are SOOOOOO HURT and that the ONLY person that can help you is your mommy? You think that going to your mommy will make you feel better, cuz you KNOW that your mommy loves you and because she loves you she is going to do WHATEVERRR it takes to help you feel better!!!

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Buuuuuut THEN mommy starts wiping away the blood and it hurts, so you start to pull back, you wanted mommy to help you, buuuuuut you weren't expecting any pain. Maybe you were one of those kids that had to be HELD DOWN by someone else so that your mom could wipe away the blood and clean out your wound. I remember, THE WORSE thing was when MOM would break out the alcohol and begin to pour it on the wound!!! Ooooo MAN that hurt soooooo BAD!!! Annnnnnd I know this may be hard for you all to believe buuuuuuut let me tell you all SOMETHING...I was a SCREAMER!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! 

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 I remember my mom, she would be putting that alcohol on my cut and it BURRRRRRNED!!! Annnnd the whole time I was SCREAMING my mom would calmly be explaining to me, "I have to put this on your cut to clean out the germs and get out the dirt Mary! She would tell me that you can't put the bandaid on with dirt still on the wound, otherwise it will never really heal properly, it will end up getting infection and getting even worse...Of course I didn't care WHAT she said, I just KEPT ON SCREAMING!!!

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CMM FORGETFUL MOMENT!!!

Soooooooo I'm running errands with my mom and we go to the Watermill to get her some purified water...its only .25 cents a gallon, soooooo im just filling all 18 million of her jugs for her...yes it REALLY is THAT many gallons...haha...sooooo i'm done filling all the jugs and I get in the van and i'm like ok mom, lets go! My mom's like did you get everything??? I'm like, Of COURSE I did mom...I NEVER FOR---  EEEEEEKS MOM WAIT!!!

MY CHANGE PURSE!!!

I had left my change purse jus chillin on top of the water spout thingy and discovered it laying there RIGHT AS I was telling my mom that I NEVER FORGET ANYTHING!!! AHAHAHA!!!

I was like OH MAN I don't know whats wrong with me mom...I've been doing really airheaded things lately!!! My mom's like,

OH I just thought you were being MARY!!!

 (I guess its kinda airheaded of me to FORGET that I do airheaded things!!! AHAHAHA!!!)

♥Mary Frances :)

 

Best Friends!!!

Soooooo the other day we're riding to Peter Piper and I turned Cesar and I'm like, "Cesar, Do you think I'm pretty?" He looks at me sweetly, nods his and says, "YES!" I'm like awwwwww KIM! You hear that? Your son thinks i'm PRETTY!!! So then Cesar looks at me again and says, "buuuuut I'm TOO LITTLE to get MARRIED!!!" So we all start laughing and them i'm all like, "DOUBLE awwww that you would even consider me if you wern't little Cesar!!!" He looks at me with his BIG BROWN PUPPY DOG EYES and says,

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuut...

I'm NOT TO LITTLE TO BE...

 BEST FRIENDS!!!"

Now i'm like double-TRIPLE-with-a-cherry-on-top AWWWWWWWW!!!! Isn't that like the SWEETEST thing everrrr??? Sooooo i made a decision a while ago that I will NOT be "best friends" with guys anymore...Friend/buds=YES...BEST FRIENDS=NO! I've wasted to much time with that and refused to fall in that mode anymore!!! I decided that THE NEXT guy I let have "Best Friend" status with me will be my HUSBAND...my explaination for that is ANOTHER blog post...perhaps SINGLES  WEEK!!!(I know I owe you all another  week) Buuuuuuuut ANYWAYZ...

 I decided that I'll let Cesar be an EXCEPTION to my guy, "Best Friend" rule...jus cuz he's such a CUTIE!!!;)

♥Mary Frances :)

White Girl Discovery!!!

Reccomended blog posts!!!

I've decided to start doing something once a month...a list of MY FAVORITE blog posts for the month or the last lil bit...this includes MY BLOG and other Apostolic bloggers!!! I"ll simply write the title of the post and link it to that blog post.

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They're EVERYWHERE!!! (Tell it Bro. Ballestero!!!)
Words of dating wisdom!
Please Stay with me!
How The Ethiopian got his name! (Super FUNNNNY!!!)
My God! My HEALER! (AMAZING TESTIMONY OF HEALING!!!)
Revelation about THE BODY!
Classic Mary (Gas Station) MOMENT!!!
Only A MOM!!!
Introduction TIME! (MEET HER!!!)
High Heeled Determination!
When God brings you a..
My White Man!
Dear Teenagers!
Self Esteem Week
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Weeeeeellll MY ALL TIME favorite post I wrote for the month is  I just wanna be... made me laugh the hardest writing it!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! buuuuuut the I just wanna be post is in competition with ME... from MY OTHER post that makes me laugh sooooooo HARD....FUNERAL THOUGHTS!!! Can't decide WHICH one makes me laugh MORE!!! What do you all think???

Which post makes YOU laugh MORE???

Let me know at MaryFrancesWriting@gmail.com

♥Mary Frances :)

Sooooooo THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Yup...this is soooo ME!!! Especially when PARKING!!! BAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

I am a soldier...I am determined!!!

Talking to my personal trainer last week while she was... KILLING ME...haha...annnnd she was talking about losing weight and excercising! She was saying that If your NOT ready to do it, it is VERY easy to find an excuse for WHY you can't do it, she hears it ALL THE TIME from her clients...you don't have time, your a mom, you have to buy snack food for your kids, your cooking what your husband likes, its to expensive to eat healthy, your to tired to work out, you can't find a babysitter while you go to the gym...FINDING AN EXCUSE IS EASY... buuuuut once you make up your mind to change your lifestyle, THERE IS NOTHING, that can stop you!!!
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Its that SAME way with living for God!!! You work with souls and you hear the excuses ALL the time!!! Well you see, my grandma's, uncles dog died and I gotta housesit, or my mom said blah, blah, blah, I gotta babysit my lil cousin that is Muslim and not allowed to come to church, well you see what the PROMBLEM really is, is that my baby daddy left the faucet on and flooded the house...OH YES you hear it all!!! FINDING AN EXCUSE IS EASY!!! Or the, well i'll come back buuuuut i'm NOT gonna give up...the moment you say, your NOT gonna give something up for God is THE MOMENT you can pretty much plan on NOT making it!!! Because when you come to God, you come to Him on HIS TERMS, NOT on YOUR TERMS!!! You gotta want God bad enough that it does NOT matter what you have to do, or what you have to GIVE UP, to get to him!

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Sometimes you will look at a person, and they have EVERYTHING that they need to access to, to make it living for God. They've got a good church to go to, a way to church, a support system of people that are ready and willing to help them through, ready to pray with them...they have everything they need to make it...buuuuuuuuuuuuut they lack ONE THING...one of THE MOST important things annnnnd that is a MADE UP MIND!!! Until you completely DETERMINE in your heart, that YOU ARE AND YOU WILL live for God, there is NOTHING anyone can really do to help you!!!!
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If your living in the "What IF I don't make it mode!" And I'm keepin this, just in case I don't live for God, then guess what, your NOT going to make it!!! Because the devil is right there, ready with JUST the right thing to lure you away! If YOU want an EXCUSE for WHY you can't live for God your going to be able to find one...annnnnnnnd IF your looking, the devil is MORE than willing to HELP YOU!!!
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We've gotta be like a SOLDIER... (Stolen from Hanna!;)

I AM A SOLDIER

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I am a soldier in the Army of my God.
The Lord Jesus Christ is my Commanding Officer.
The Holy Bible is my code of conduct.
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Faith, Prayer and the Word
are my weapons of Warfare.
I have been taught by the Holy Spirit,
trained by experience,
tried by adversity,
and tested by fire.
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I am a volunteer in this Army
and I am enlisted for eternity.
I will either retire in this Army at the rapture,
or die in this Army;
but I will not get out, sell out, be talked out,
I am faithful, capable, and dependable
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If my God needs me,
I am there
If He needs me in Sunday school to teach children,
work with the youth, help adults, or just sit and learn.
He can use me, because I am there!
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If He needs me to help someone from the gutter,
deliver them from drugs,
encourage those in prisons,
tell them about Jesus,
I will be there!
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I am a soldier,
I am not a baby,
I do not need to be pampered,
petted, primed up, pumped up,
picked up, or pepped up.
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I am a soldier.
No one has to call me,
remind me, write me, visit me,
entice me, or lure me.
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I am a soldier.
I am not a wimp.
I am in place, saluting my King,
obeying His orders, praising His name,
and building His kingdom!
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I am a soldier.
No one has to send me flowers,
gifts, food, cards, candy,
or give me handouts.
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I do not need to be cuddled, cradled,
cared for, or catered to.
I am committed!
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I cannot have my feelings hurt bad enough to turn me around
I cannot be discouraged enough to turn me aside.
I cannot lose enough to cause me to quit.
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When Jesus called me into this army,
I had nothing.
If I end up with nothing,
I will come out even.
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But I will win.
My God will supply my needs.
I am more than a conqueror.
I will always triumph.
I can do all things through Christ.
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I am a soldier.
Devils cannot defeat me,
People cannot disillusion me.
Weather cannot weary me.
Sickness cannot stop me.
Battles cannot beat me.
Money cannot buy me.
Governments cannot silence me,
and Hell cannot handle me!
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I am a soldier.
Even death cannot destroy me.
For when my commander calls me from the battlefield,
He will promote me to captain
and then bring me back to rule this world with Him.
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I am a soldier in the Army,
and I'm marching, claiming victory.
I will not give up, I will not turn around.

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I am a soldier,

marching Heaven bound.

Here I stand!

NO EXCUSES!!!

I'm GOING to LIVE FOR GOD!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

A quarter a tank of gas???

Soooooooo a couple of weeks ago me and Kim were out cruisin together...yard saling...wal-martin...etc..LOL... So her mom calls and she is talking to her mom and she is like Okaaaaaay mommy poo say hi to Mar Bear! So i'm talking to her mom and then her mom is like ok well I have to go back to work, just tell Kim that we have a quarter of a tank of gas left. So i'm like, Ok! Love you BYE! Hang up, hand the phone back to Kim and say, "your mom said to tell you that she has a quarter of a tank of gas left.

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Kim's like, "Oh ok!" Then she pauses and says, is a quarter of a tank of gas a lot? I'm like...ummm I have NO IDEA...she is like NEITHER do I! I'm like, yeah...I was kinda hoping you would know when I told you what she said! She's like, well I don't know fractions! I'm like, OH is a quarter a fraction??? Annnnd we both just crack up laughing driving away to Walmart... like yeah we're SPECIAL...who cares how much gas her mom's got!!!

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Like TWO HOURS later I'm like, Heeeeeeeey KIM!!! I think I know HOW MUCH a quarter of a tank of gas is!!! She's like, REALLY? I'm like, yeah cuz like, if you think about it, FOUR QUARTERS make ONE DOLLAR soooo ONE quarter...Kim's like...ISN'T VERY MUCH GAS!!! I'm like nope its NOT...I think your mom was lettin you know that she's almost on EMPTY!!! AHAHAHA!!!! (At this point she was probabley stranded on the side of the road hitch hiking...bahahaha!)

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Kim's like, WOW! Mar Bear, you figured that out...your SOOOO SMART!!! I'm like IKR?!?! She's like SEE thats because you finished college! I'm like, ummm the only thing I HARDLY, buuuut DID complete, was HIGH SCHOOL!!! I'm like what you call a COLLEGE DROP OUT!!! She's like HEEEEY AT LEAST YOU WENT!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Thats WHY I keep her around...

she ACTUALLY thinks i'm like...

SMART!!! ;)

(But i mean really, you all have to admit your pretty impressed that I related the quarter a tank of gas to four quarters in a dollar...YES...that was some GOOOOOOD THINKIN!!!)

 

♥Mary Frances :)

Cheer for this!!!

Sooooo IF you have ever been in a Volley ball game with me, you KNOW that it will consist of me MOSTLY SCREAMING!!! LOL When the ball comes my way... I USUALLY, no matter HOW HARD I TRY, miss hitting it! Buuuuuuut...EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE...when I occasianally do manage to hit the ball, EVERYONE annnnnnnd I MEAN EVERYONE is shocked!!!

ANNNNNNDDD I also make sure that EVERYONE knows that I did in fact hit the ball and they had better all stop and cheer and congratulate me for ACTUALLY hitting the ball!!! I always just get soooo proud of myself for hitting it and really EVERYONE is just soooo happy for me!!! WHY??? Because I HIT THE BALL!!! We all make a HUGE deal about me ACTUALLY doing, what is THE VERY POINT of the whole entire game...HITTING HE BALL!!!

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I know, pathetic right?! Buuuuuut ironically, the world is the same WAY about doing what is right!!! The other day i saw a People magazine cover while standing in line to pay and the cover article was all about this celebrity couple that was waiting for marriage to sleep with each other.

Now, i'm glad, REALLY I am, that they are choosing to do this, buuuuuuut WHY do THEY NEED to have a big huge deal made about something that is the very least God has requiered of us!!! All they are doing is, THE RIGHT THING!!! I've been to quite a few weddings in the last year of couples that have also made it to marriage pure annnnnd guess what? NO MAGAZINE articles have been written about them! They don't need to have people jumping up and down cheering for them because they have obeyed God and done things right. Its shocking to the world that people ACTUALLY do this...but the RIGHT thing shouldn't be a shocker!!! You shouldn't be like ME, in a game of volley ball!!! You shouldn't need to be cheered and oooo and ahed over for simply doing what God wants you to do!!!!

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My ONLY ???

Soooooooo last Sunday my pastor, in his preaching was talking about a young man that dropped out of high school when he was 15, and for the past two years worked on developing some sort of app, not too sure what it does BUUUUUUT at 17 years of age he just sold it to yahoo for like $30 million dollars!!! I was like WHOOOOOA!!! I turned to the girls I was sitting by and said...

My ONLY ?QUESTION? is...

WHEN DOES HE TURN 18????

BAHAHAHAHA!!! Cuz I wanna invite him to church people...like DUH!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Me when I'm old!!!

Haven't you ALWAYS wondered WHAT you will look like as an old lady??? WEEEEEELLLL...I get to KNOW what I will look like! This is my great grandma! My dads grandma... My dads family says that I look just like her... I can't help but agree... the shape of her face, her pudgy cheeks, her nose, even the thin lips... oh and you can't see it but they said, like ME she also had a gap between her two front teeth...

I LOOK JUST LIKE THIS WOMAN!!!

Weird to look like someone that i have neverrr even gotten to meet!!! Soooo it's kinda cool to see what I will look like as an old lady!!!! Isn't she the cutest old lady?!?! I hope my hair turns beautiful SNOW WHITE like that too...Awwwww...I'm gonna be a such a cuuuuuute grandma!!! Can't wait!!!

♥Mary Frances :) 

GHETTO APARTMENTS!!!

Soooooo I was at Kim's apartment a couple of weeks ago annnnnd...we pull in from a day of doing WHATEVERRR together annnnnnnnnd I see this iced coffee cup from McDonald's just chillin on the steps by her house. I'm like DUUUUUUUDE KIM your apartment complex is sooooooo GHETTO!!!

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I came here on Monday and that cup was sitting RIGHT THERE on the steps, I came here on Wednesday and that cup was sitting RIGHT THERE on the steps, I come back here TODAY on FRIDAY annnnnnnd that cup is STILL CHILLIN...

RIGHT THERE on the same steps!!!

I'm like, you know what THAT MEANS KIM??? It means that your apartment complex is OFFICIALLY GHETTO!!! I mean really, its been sitting there for like a week now, i can't believe know ones thrown it away yet! Kim's like, I know right...then she starts laughing and says, its my cup too!!!

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I was like, I KNEW IT!!! I sooooooo KNEW IT!!! I'm like annnnnnd its the iced coffee that I bought you last Saturday too, isn't it?!?! She's like, YUP!!! I'm like I was like thinkin and wondering EVERY TIME i've pulled in here this week, Is that the remains of the iced coffee I bought for Kim last Saturday?! ANNNNNNNNND OF COURSE I WAS SOOOOO RIGHT!!! AHAHAHA!!!

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Gotta LUVERRRS that Kimmy Kat!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

 

When people say...

Some singles get annoyed when they hear people question their singleness...I just take it as a COMPLIMENT that people are SURPRISED!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Like, when people say to me WOW! I can't believe your NOT married yet Mary!!! I'm like, I KNOW RIGHT?!?!

ME TOO!!!

Ahahahaha!!! Seriousley, I don't always GET IT...WHY i'm still single...buuuuut for that ONE GUY that gets me...for HIS sake i'm glad I'm STILL SINGLE...No really, I'm like sooo, soooo SOOOOO HAPPY FOR HIM!!! Really, I AM!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

That awkward moment WHEN...

When you see your friend has a really, really, really, really waaaaaay cute purse

and you look at the brand on it and see that it's a Valentino AND it sounds vaguely familiar to you and THEN it clicks and you think you remember where you have heard that brand name before annnnd your like...
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 OOOOOO HEEEEEEEY you got that purse at JCPennys right?!?! And your friend looks at you kind of surprised, like she thinks your joking buuuuut your sooooo NOT!!! So you friend is like uh noooo... Annnnd your like NOOOO I THINK I SAW IT THERE!!!

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It was like $59 bucks annnnnd I really wanted it cuz it's sooooo cuuuute buuuuuuut I told myself noooooo you can't spend that much on  purse and my friend is just looking at me sooooo ODDLY!!! so then I go home and look up Valentino and see thAt it's more expensive then nutberry and your jus like oooooh WOW!!! Oooooops...Yeah AWKWARD!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Easter Breakfast with MONAE!!!

Sooooooo this past Sunday for Easter our church had a Breakfast before church!!! Well Monae is sitting with us girls annnnnnnnd as you know, ANYTHING that has to do with ME or MONAE is NOT gonna be quiet!!! LOL Annnnnnnnnnd the two of us together is just ummmm....WILD!!!

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Soooooo Monae turns to my sis and is like, I don't know IF this muffin is gonna be good, can YOU try it first??? Its a pineapple coconut muffin from Costco and they are YUMMM!!!!

My sis just looks at her and is like, Monae its GOOD!!! I have one on my plate too!!! Monae is like yeah buuuuut thats YOUR muffin, I wanna make sure that MY MUFFIN tastes good!!! Please try it!!! So my sis takes a lil piece off, eats it and is like, It's FINE Monae, EAT IT!!! Soooo the other girls are like WAIT, maybe we should ALL taste it!!! Soooooo they all start passing it around taking lil pieces off and Monae is like, HOLD UP what do you all think your doing, THAT MY MUFFIN!!! Soooooooooo THEN it gets to me annnnnnnnd the hyperness in me at the moment just kinda sorta LOST CONTROL...AHAHAHAHAHA...instead of takin a lil piece like the other girls...

I JUST BITE OFF THE WHOLE TOP OF THE MUFFIN!!!!

It was pretty much one of THE BEST MARY MOMENTS EVERRR!!! Monae was like flabbergasted!!! Ooooo you all shoulda heard her, it was HILARIOUS!!!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GIRL?!?! Thats NOT EVEN RIGHT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

The MORAL Of THIS story IS...

Don't ask an ITALIAN GIRL to try your food...

CUZ SHE WILL!!!

BAHAHAHAHAahahahaahaahahaha!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

 

April Fools Day 2013!!!

Soooooo besides MY BIRTHDAY, hee, hee, I think April Fools day is pretty much MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY EVERRR!!! I looooooooooove it!!! Sooooooooo much FUNNN!!! Yesturday I played THE BEST JOKE EVERRR on some of my friends...I can't say what I did...for reasons I can't explain but can in like a year or so...LOL...buuuuuut yeah...its the reason for the below post!!! I'll tell you all this ONE thing, sometimes THE BEST JOKE you can play on people is to ACT like you believe THEY'RE JOKE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Well i'll leave you all with links for some of my previous April Fools jokes!!! ENJOY!!! :)

Funny that got a FEW people HERE!!!
THE BEST April Fools Joke I EVERRR played HERE!!!
The ONLY time I've ever been FOOLED HERE!!!
MORE April Fools FUNNNN HERE!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Broken???

I saw this the other day annnnd was just like WOW!!! Seriousley, its sooooo TRUE!!! How often do we hold onto things and NOT let God have it ALL?!?!?!

I know I promised you all another singles week buuuuut i have been sooooo bombarded and BUSY!!! God is sooooooo GOOOOOD tho and I just want you all to read my story HERE!!! ANd I PROMISE SINGLES WEEK IS COMING SOON!!!

 

Ooooo annnnd JUST KEEP THIS IN MIND FOLKS!!!

Loooooove YOU ALL LOTS!!!

 



♥Mary Frances :)

(I SLAP FLOOR!;)