Soooooo we've been going on food adventures and the horseshoe cafe has
by far been THE MOST ADVENTUROUS adventure we have been on thus far!!!
Duuuuuuude!!! My sister and i have been laughing about this place for a
day straight, great entertainment buuuuuuut i had difficulty actually
eating here!!!
I have to admit that some of my close friends live
in the small, remote, uh slightly odd town of Roswell, NM annnnnnd i
admit to having made some snarky comments about the city before,
(SORRY!;) buuuuuut after experiencing Wickenburg AZ, Roswell seems
VERY GLAMOROUS!!!! (:
I would like to explain WHY i gave
Horseshoe cafe four stars because the food was good, the staff was very
friendly and the prices were FILTHY CHEAP...along with the rest of the
restaurant!!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!
As soon as we walked in, which was
around 8 am, my shoes started squeaking from the sticky floor, flies
everywhere, just old stains on the walls, hair stuck in wall decor,
tables and chairs seemed ancient, smell of cigarettes in the air due to
the door being open and everyone on smoke breaks and although funny
sayings and quaint decor, there was a very cluttered feel to it, im
definitely not minimalist but it was too much for even me!!! Lol
Generally
speaking, i consider myself to be on more the ghetto side of things,
but inside there, I felt like the queen of England!!! The other
customers, whom im assuming were locals of the small town could not stop
staring at us, like we were from another planet...it was very awkward
feeling, LIIIIIIIKE, is it weird that i actually brushed my hair, fully
dressed, annnnnnd have fake teeth instead of empty front gaps?!
Bahahaaaa
To eat we got pancakes and french toast because it
felt the safest, no dairy, no meat! Both were very good and the pancakes
were just the way i like them with that crispy, buttery edge!
I
had really wanted to try their chicken fried steak and biscuits and
gravy, buuuuuuut i just couldn't do it, the atmosphere made me overly
cautious, I'm adventurous, buuuuuuut perhaps one of you all could find
out for me!!! ;)
The reason why i don't rate them less is
because they are what they are and that's who and what they want to be!
They ain't trying to be uppity or something that they're not! They don't
care what you or anyone besides Trump thinks!!! They don't care if they
are five stars or negative 5 stars! They're are signs everywhere that they don't
care about your complaints! I take it that they are for the locals of
that city and that city loves them! They are for their people, outsiders
can come but that's not their target audience!!! If you don't like them don't come back, ANNNNNND guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I WON'T BE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
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| Did I mention beautiful too??? Look at those pink flecks on it!!!! |
The good news is that this popcorn is also low in calories, about 110 calories a serving!!!! And three cups in ONE SERVING!!! Annnnnnnnd five servings in one bag-That's AWESOME!!!
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| That's worth kissing over-yes, I kiss food!!! |
Soooooooo miraculously, we ACTUALLY had some really nice weather this past weekend. Of course you all know what that means for me, I'm hitting the mountains!!!
Weeeeelllll I had been putting off buying new hiking shoes, cuz weeeeellll let's be real, hiking shoes are UGLY and although needed, they're kinda like buying new tires for your car-BORING!!!!On the way up the mountain, everything was JUST FINE!!!
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HOWEVERRRR, on the way down was a completely different story!!! First of all, a bee decided to chase me AGAIN!!! (Remember last year HERE!!!) I don't know WHY buuuuut they always want to just nestle in my hair and I'm like NOT cool with that!!!
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Soooooooo I just take off running down the mountain and the bee starts chasing me. WEEEEELLLL all of the sudden my shoes lose traction and I slip and fall like I never have before. I slide down and fall on my back. One leg is pulled completely straight back behind me. Thankfully, i'm a very STRETCHY person and nothing was broken. Just a big cut on my elbow. (can you imagine the ambulance coming up the moutain-although it might be kinda fun being carried on stretcher down the mountain! LOL)
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Buuuuuuuuuut the fall REALLLLLLY scared me. The whole time, the rest of the way down I kept praying and asking God not to let me fall again. Buuuuuuut then as an after thought, I said, AND GOD, I also PROMISE TO THROW THESE OLD, WORN OUT, HIKING SHOES annnnnnd will NOT go hiking again til I have bought new ones. And when I got home, I took those old shoes and threw them in the trash!!!
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You know why??? Because I can't expect to stay safe and then go directly putting myself back in danger!!! I may have been stupid to hike in them once, BUUUUUUUT I wasn't going to be STUPID-stupid!!!!
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Often in life, we get ourselves into stupid spiritual situations. AND even though its all our own fault, God is merciful on us and brings us out of our own mess up. BUT we can't just keep the same old shoes and expect not to slip up again. We've got throw those old messed up shoes away, pay the spiritual price and invest in something new!!!
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At one time or another, we can all be STUPID...
BUUUUUUUUUT...
We don't have to be STUPID-stupid!!!
"For the Lord your God is gracious and merciful, and will not turn away his face from you, if ye return unto him." (2 Chronicles 30:9)
♥Mary Frances :)
Sooooooo you guys I want to share with you all my magic trick!!!! It's something I am sooooo gooood at!!! I'm NOT sure if it's a talent OR what buuuuuuuut my magic trick is this...
I CAN MAKE MONEY DISAPPEAR!!!
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| Faster than anyone I know too!!! |
♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. I have NOOOOOOO IDEA WHY I'm still single!!!!😇😉
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| Sorry, I havn't accomplished sleeping selfies-YET! Still working on that!!! ;) |
♥Mary Frances :)
Stop venting and start PRAYING!!!
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| You need strength NOT sympathy!!!! |
♥Mary Frances :)
You might me a Pentecostal Child in 2020 WHEN...
When your quoting Acts 2 and instead
of saying cloven tongues you say...
COVID TONGUES!!!
True story folks!!! So the kids at LCA, our church school, are memorizing Acts 2 and O started saying COVID tongues...I waited for the school to correct it just cuz it made me laugh so hard and I wanted everyone else to laugh too!!! (I BELIEVE Pastor has corrected him though! HAHA!!!)
Thankfully, COVID tongues are NOT
the evidence of the Holy Ghost!!!
"And when the day of Pentecost was fully come, they were all with one accord in one place. And suddenly there came a sound from heaven as of a rushing mighty wind, and it filled all the house where they were sitting. And there appeared unto them cloven tongues like as of fire, and it sat upon each of them. And they were all filled with the Holy Ghost, and began to speak with other tongues, as the Spirit gave them utterance." (Acts 2:1-4)
♥Mary Frances :)
Sour patch chips ahoy cookies!!! These guys are sooooooo BOMB!!! We tried these back in June at Target and I must say, BEWARE OF THEM, because YOU WILL eat the WHOLE PACKAGE!!!!
Sweet. Sour. Gone.
If you like sour patch candies, these are even better!!!
They're weird buuuuuuuut good..
.Kinda liiiiiiike....
What does PLETHORA mean???
PLETHORA MEANS...
♥Mary Frances :)
Some time ago, at a family get together, one of my nephews thought he could freak me out while trying to escape from his beloved Aunt Mary's hugs on the couch! As a final resort of torture to get me away, he stuck his feet in my face and said I'd have to smell his smelly feet if I tried to hug him!!! I just shrugged and said, I don't care!!! I'm NOT scared of smelly feet threats, i said, I'm NOT scared because of my superpower!!! You wanna know what my superpower is???
I RIDE THE CHURCH VAN!!!
is MY SUPERPOWER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
(Cuz if you can endure church van pick-ups-SMELLY FEET ARE NOTHING!!!)
♥Mary Frances :)
Soooooooo we all remember the things we would say imitating preachers growing up!!!! Well, this is kid's preaching in the year 2020!!!!
Odin's Preaching message!!!
1. You gotta be baptized in JESUS NAME...
guys, I was BAAAAAAPTIIIIIZED IN JESUS NAME!!!!
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I Spoke in other tongues!!!!
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3.No shaking hands, cuz the Corona Virus is STILL out there!!!
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Weeeeellllll folks, you heard it from Brother O!!!! buuuuuuuuut he DID leave out the whole REPENTANCE STEP....heeeeeeeeyyyyy he's still in training!!!!
Buuuuuuut he knows WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS!!!!
Sooooooo a few weeks ago, one of my brothers were over and we were discussing baking and I was all like, oh yeah I keep my chocolate chips in the freezer! My brother was like, why do you keep them there? I was like, so they don't melt! He was like, really? I keep ours in the pantry and there always just fine! They may be a little softer than in the winter time but they're noT melted!
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I'm liiiiiiiiike well mine seem
to have a MELTING ISSUE!!!!
MELT-IN-MY-MOUTH!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
There you have it, A MARY DIET TIP!!!! Keep them in the freezer folks...it's just safer HEALTHIER!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!! ;)
♥Mary Frances :)
I highly recommend this adventure story!!!!
You can order it paperback or my favorite Audible HERE!!!
If you have any great book titles or authors that you recommend please let me know!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
Soooooooooo a few months ago, I'm driving home from church when my sister calls me! I rarely answer the phone due to ALWAYS keeping it on silent, buuuuuuut, I happened to catch this call!!!!
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My sister is like, did you forget something at church?! I'm liiiiiiiike, UH, NO! She's like, Did you forget SOMEONE at church! I'm like, Noooooooo!!! She's like, ARE YOU SURE??? I'm sitting there in my car thinking, okaaaaaaayyy, I love your kids almost like my own, buuuuuuuuut they're NOT my kids. At the end of the day, they're not my responsibility!!!
