Saturday, May 31, 2014

Mine is better than yours!!!

Our youth leader can juggle grapefruits, CAN YOURS???

Friday, May 30, 2014

Thats MY niece!!!

Sooooo I hear MJ talking to a boy she likes after school today, she's like, WEEEEEEEEELLLL if you decide that you DON'T LIKE ME, I'm just going to like So-and-So THEN!!! And she names off some other boy's name...yes, that right there, telling a guy, NOT ONLY THAT YOU LIKE  him buuuuuut that IF he doesn't like you, is TOTAL LADIES OF LEGACY...BAHAHAHAHA!!! So she names the boy she will just like instead if he doesn't like her!
Soooo like a typical male, the boy just shrugs his shoulders and says, SO, he's probably UGLY!!! Mary Jo says, NO HE'S NOT!!! Then as if to explain that there was NO WAY he could possibly be ugly, she says, He's NOT UGLY...
 HE'S BLACK!!!  
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was like, Ooooooo YEEEESSSSS... that is soooooooooooo MY NIECE SPEAKING RIGHT NOW!!! Making your Aunt Mary proud lil MJ!!! MAKING ME PROUD!!! Whoop! WHOOOOOP!!!  
♥Mary Frances

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Talking TOO MUCH?!?!?!?!?

 Soooooooo I guess the girl that my sis watches after school decided that I was jus talking to much today!!! Cuz i'm sitting there, talkin to my sis about, WHAT I CONSIDER TO BE A VERY INTERESTING TOPIC...GUYS...annnnnnnnnnnd this girl just reaches over and puts her hand over my mouth to SHUT ME UP!!!! It was soooooooooo FUNNNNNY!!!
My sister's like, SO THERE!!! That's what she thinks of all your talking about...GUYS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She don't even know WHAT a priviledge it is know WHICH guys are ON MY LIST!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 
♥Mary Frances :)

PCC Tradjedy!!!

I juuuuuust found out this evening that HORROR OF ALL HORROR, there are NO MIRRORS IN OUR ROOMS AT PACIFIC COAST CAMP!!!! We have to....GASP...BRING OUR OWN!!! Sooooooooo I just asked Stultz if he thought maybe we could just fit my WHOLE VANITY SET in his car!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Laughing SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD RIGHT NOW!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Annnnnnd his response was, HA! Which just cracked me up even harder!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

What was the first thing Jesus ate???

 Tonight in class Sis. Abbott was asking the kids questions after the lesson, one of the questions was, what was the FIRST thing that Jesus ate after his resurrection? And this kid turns to me and says, 
I was laughing SOOOOOO HARD!!! Soooo Sis. Abbott tells the kids that it was fish and honey! This boy turns to me, just shakes his head in disgust and says, THATS TERRIBLE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm like, I KNOW RIGHT?!?! Who wants SUSHI??? He just rose FROM THE DEAD!!!  BREAK OUT THE FRIED CHICKEN!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Whoop! WHOOP!!!

I astounded my pastor's wife today by being able to interpret African English!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!! It was sooooo funnnnny!!! One of the boys that we picked up was another apartment and when he was getting in the van his grandma was yelling something to him in African English and he was just totally not acknowledging her and talking to his friends...she yelled it to him three times, so finally I was just like, You want us to bring him back to YOUR house tonight! She smiles and nods and walks off! My pastor's wife was like, GOODNIGHT! How did you know what she was saying??? I was laughing, I'm like yup, THATS MY TALENT!!! I can't speak it but I can almost always understand what they are saying!!! I felt soooo COOL!!! HAHA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)


What are my options??? That is a question that we ask quite frequently. We are living in a day and age and a society that is BIG on alternatives...Options...choices. You could be on the airplane getting a meal and there is going to be someone that doesn't like what they are being given and they will say, What's my alternative??? Resturaunt menus are filled with OPTIONS for all the different eaters. There is a vegetarian section, gluten free, low-carb, fat free... People want OPTIONS!!! People want ALTERNATIVES!!!
Everyone wants to hear an alternative to what they should do. Someone Is diagnosed with cancer and the first thing they will be told is, their OPTIONS!!! A girl gets pregnant and people will tell her, these are YOUR OPTIONS!!! There is alternative music, alternative thinking, alternative schools, alternative educations, alternative lifestyles, alternative religions, alternative marriage there is EVEN alternative meat for vegetarians!!!
What really perturbs me is when people think of living for God as just an option. That alternative thinking seeps into our everyday living. But there has to be a time in our life that we decide when it comes to living for God, there are NO ALTERNATIVIVES!!! There are NO OTHER OPTIONS. If things don't turn out the way I planned, OH WELL, I'm gonna KEEP ON LIVING FOR GOD!!! Fixed! It bothers me so much when I hear people say, "I ALMOST backslid!"
I don't say that to sound holier-than-thou, I say it because it is worrisome to me. It means that somewhere in their mind backsliding IS an option in their life. We can't live in a way that says, well I WANT to live for God, buuuuuuuuut if it doesn't work out, I guess I'll jus go back to the world! I have a dear friend that I was extremely close to. I watched as God picked them up from a life of NOTHINGNESS and miraculously changed their life for the better, buuuuuut they NEVER could get it out of their mind that GOING BACK wasn't an option.
There is a bumper sticker that says, "Try Jesus, if you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back!" We can't live with that mentality, we can't just TRY Jesus!!! We have to BURN all of our bridges of alternatives and options in our life till we can say, I can't go back, BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING LEFT TO GO BACK TOO!!! We have to say, THIS IS IT!!! This is my ONLY OPTION!!! There is NO PLAN B!!! I have NO ALTERNATIVES!!!
I can honestly say that the thought of backsliding does NOT enter my mind! You know WHY??? Not because I'm ultra spiritual, buuuuuuut BECAUSE I have NO OTHER OPTIONS!!! Its like what Peter said to Jesus, "Then said Jesus unto the twelve, Will ye also go away? Then Simon Peter answered him, Lord, to whom shall we go? thou hast the words of eternal life." (John 6: 67:68)
Yes, there are times that its HARD!!! Yes there are times that there is sin in my life! Yes there are times that I need an attitude adjustment!!! Yes there are times that I'm confused!!! Buuuuut its like Peter says, TO WHOM SHALL I GO???  If I don't live for God, WHAT ELSE IS THERE??? NOTHING!!! I have NO other plans! I have NO other options! I have NO alternatives!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Pentecostal girls be like...

Funeral thoughts...

I'm sitting there this morning JUST THINKIN about DEATH annnnd I just busted up laughing!!!  Yes really, I started laughing soooooo hard!!! I was jus thinkin about if I died, right NOW, as a SINGLE-29-year-old Apostolic young lady... 
Which SINGLE Apostolic guys would come to my funeral??? AHAHAHA!!! TOTAL MARY THOUGHT!!!  I texted my sister that at work this morning and she was like, "YOU ARE soooo CREEPY!!!" LOL!!!
 Seriousley tho, I was just sitting there thinkin, LIKE OMW! i wonder if Ching-Chong-Chow would come to my funeral??? Annnnnd THEN a huge conflicting thought comes into my mind!!! The fact that IF he did come...I would have no way of ever knowing or finding out!!!! *Sigh Oh the problems that come when your cRaZy!!! Hmmmm....maybe, just MAYBE God would let me peek my eyes open to see when Ching looked into the casket!!! 
Can you imagine??? 
There i am laying there...lookin all whateverrrr...LOL...My eyes are shut as I peacefully sleep...
(Yes, I think I would be buried in my Italian girl hoody...thats how much I love it and it represents ME!!!)
People are just looking in the casket at this sleepin beauty that has passed on to glory land...
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNND THEN HE walks by annnnnnd allll of the sudden, God just allows my eyes to slit open slightly, as I peek out and see him gazing at me...
My thoughts would be YES!!! He may NOT have wanted to MARRY least he came to my funeral!!! Don't be JEALOUS LADIES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Annnnnd then could you imagine HIS thoughts!!! He would be like, Did her eyes just flutter open?! I coulda sworn she just peeked at me!!! She DID!!!! SHE LOOKED AT ME!!!! Duuuuuuuuuuuude, EVEN in her death she STILL STALKS ME!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
OMW!!! Just the thought cracks me up!!! After I took the above pic with my eyes slitted open this morning I just could NOT stop laughing EVERY TIME I LOOKED at it!!! Then I had made some soup for my sis, I  invited one person over for lunch and then the next thing I knew I was feeding like five people from church lunch...sooooo I showed them my pic and told them about slitting my eyes open at my funeral and I was like laughing soooooo hard!!! My sister was like, Okaaaaay LOOK AT HER... she is making herself laugh the hardest of all!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! I sooooooo LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE BEING ME!!! 

♥Mary Frances :) 

Monday, May 26, 2014

I'm BACK!!!

BACK FROM CALI!!! Of course I'll be blogging ALL ABOUT IT SOOOOOOON...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut waiting till the end of the week to gather up pics and stuff from everyone!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Saturday, May 24, 2014


we jus had midnight snack of Ethiopian food!!!

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Cali bay day 1!

today started off as a crazy busy day!!! lets see... it started off at 4:50 am which I had set my alarm.for... then thanks to the big sis for taking me to the airport!!! . once I got to the airport I checked in my luggage and headed to security and then my gate...once I got to my gate I felt so proud cuz I only lost my boarding pass ONCE from.baggage to my gste...HUGE ACCOMPLISHMENT PEOPLE!!! dont be jelly!!! . so once at the gate I felt I NEEDED starbucks...THEN I BOARDED!!! okaaaaay sooooo I specifically picked my seat on the aisle seat by the bathroom annnnnd SCORE... the bathroom is not a very popular spot for people to sit soooo I had the whole row to myself!!! . then I jus basically became the flight bathroom attendent!!! anyone that came to the bathroom. I felt like I was one of the bathroom attenendents in.the PI!!! liiiiiiiike hello welcome to the bathroom!!!! jk!!!

 i jus smiled, said hi too and then I would let them know if the bathroom was empty or full...they would thank me... I thought about offering people my spray for air freshner to but I was like naw.... I would have to put out a tip jar for that!!! .
then after an hour and a half we FINALLY LANDED annnnnd I texted hanna we landed annnnnnd then I sent her another text that said MY PHONE IS ABOUT TO.DIE!!! annnnnd then it did!!! . sooooo I get off the plane and head to the sign that says BAGGAGE CLAIM!!! I get to.baggage claim annnnnd its empty!!! nothing on the carosels!!! im like maaaaaannnn this is taking foreverrrr!!! then.after a while o notice that I am the ONLY ONE STANDING THERE!!! . liiiiike no one from my flight is there, JUS ME!!! im like ummmm... where the people be??? . sooooo.i go and ask. if this is the baggage claim.for us airwayz and they say nooooo im in.southwest and its like practically two miles in the other direction!!! noooooo clue how I ended up thete!!! . get my luggage, find the nearest outlet, plug in my phone, call hanna she finds me annnnnd we head off running errands and stuff!!!
then a few hours later we are back at the airport picking up hannas aunt and cousin!!! were jus making circles around the airport cuz tge sevurity guard takes his job EXTREMELY SERIOUS.. Sooooo im like how about I jus go in.and find them!!! hannas like how will u know its them??? im I jus,will!!! lol soooo I did!!! . I met Hannas cousin Syon (sp?) and we immediatley hit it off!!! shes sooo nice and fun! then we found out that we are both single 30 year somethings that look and act younger thaN. our age!!! . theeeeen the three of us went out shopping for her grad outfit!!! yes day before buuuuut yeah we did good!!! then we had to.find the perfect BAM shoes annnnnd finallkky we did!!! Syon used her amazing bartering skills and managed to get hanna a 25% discount!!!
then we had ethilpian food for dinner... it was soooo superrr good!!! the day was basically filled with shopping and weating which is always funnnn!!! we celebrsted goodvshopping with icecream!!! lol . then.we came back to.the house and hannas uncle had left an.ipad for her grad gift! me and mesgana played candyland... I won!!! . ooooo annnnd hanna gorgot to go to her grad practice!!! im like wow im rubbing off on her!!! except I dnt ever plan on graduating college so itll be more like MY WEDDING REHEARSAL!!! bahaha!!!
now im falling asleep, we have to be up by 5 am cuz hannas brother said he is taking us on.a fun adventure for something to do with her grad I think...we dont know realky ...jus that we gotta be ready to leave by 5:45 am! im left in charge of waking Hanna ans Syon... we're sooooooo.CURIOUS!!! . the three of us are jus like... it had BETTER BE WORTH IT!!! annnnnnnd Hannna said thst early it had better involve COFFEE!!! ill let u all know wheather or not it was worth getting up!!! hahaha

Woman can do anything!!!

Okaaaaaaaaaay so last week my friend Jennifer Solano (Have to clarify out of the five Jenifer's i'm friends with! LOL) and I were having this convo about how AWESOME us woman are!!! She's all, YOU KNOW WHAT WOMAN CAN DO ANYTHING!!! I'm like, amen, PREACH IT SISTA!!! (We weren't being woman libs, we were just bragging on what an AWESOME work God did when he made woman...OKAAAAAY PEOPLE!!!;))) I'm like, yeah, you know what, men get sick and THE WORLD COMES TO A HALT for at least 3 days, I GET SICK annnnnd ya know what, I just barf and get up the next day and go on!!!
Jennifer's all like, OH YEAH!!! You know what, woman are SOOOOOOO AMAZING, you know what else we can do?! I'm like WHAAAAT??? She's all, go through childbirth and deliver a baby, WITH NO MEDS!!! I pause for a moment, I've NEVERRR had a child, Jennifer has two, buuuuuuuuuut I know ME and I know THAT I WILL BE HAVING SOME MEDS when that time comes, soooooooo i'm all, NOT ME!!!
Jennifer's like well yeah,
It just sounded good!!! I started laughing sooooooo hard!!! I'm like okaaaaaay when you said that I thought in my mind I soooooooooooo can NOT see Jennifer having a baby WITHOUT TAKING MEDS!!! She starts laughing, Like okaaaaaaaaaaaay I'm sure they're are woman SOMEWHERE that can do it without meds...I'm like yeah, in a third world, rural African jungle village....
♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Take some drugs!

Okaaaaaaaaaaay sooooo everyone that hangs out with me for a while knows THAT....sometimes when I say things, they don't come out SOUNDING the way I meant them!!! Soooooo last week I'm at the gym, one of my friends are there at the same time. Sooooo IDK WHAT they did but they messed up their knee...a muscle, socket, joint...WHATEVERRR and were having difficulty running on the treadmill!!! Sooooo ME...jus being full of advice for stuff like this said, just take some Aleve or something when you get home.
Soooo my friend says, Nah, i'll just let it heal naturally,  I don't like taking medicine! I'm like OH I DO!!! They're all jokingly like, ok, DRUGGY!!! I'm like okaaaaaaaay WHATEVERRR!!! I mean, gotta take something if your muscles are soar so you can work out again the next day!!! So whatever, a little while later they are leaving, so they wave and are walking out annnnnd WITHOUT THINKING I yelled out in the middle of the gym,
The whole gym seemed so suddenly grow extremely SILENT!!! LIIIIIIIKE OOOOOPS!!! I'm like, Ahhhhh...ummmmmm... I mean like, take some Asprin! Or ALEVE!!! Or Ibprofin! Or Advil! Or Motrin! Or Pamprin! or TYLENOL!!! Something like that...buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut NOT ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Monday, May 19, 2014

Idiot proof...


I soooooooooo NEED THESE!!! Oh YES I DO!!!!
The real question is NOT is it Idiot proof???


♥Mary Frances :)

Friday, May 16, 2014

Is that your car???

The other day I was at GCA dropping of MJ for school and I'm walking into the church to pray and Sis. Jennifer Caldwell walks towards me saying Hi, then she says, Is that your car??? I'm like, Oh yeah! Annnnnnd I'm about to ask her HOW she knew and she says,
I could tell from
 the parking job!!!
I was like, WHAAAAAAAT???? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I was laughing sooooo hard!!!!! Heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy I don't see what's wrong with my parking, its ONLY TAKING UP ONE SPOT...sooooooooo that's PRETTY GOOD FOR ME!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Marriage advice!!!

Listening to Focus on the family in the car today and Dr. Randy Karlson had people calling in with their ONE THING that they are doing INTENTIONALLY in their marriage to help it along. Some of people's ONE THINGs absolutely cracked me up!!!
One lady called up and said that her ONE THING that she decided to start doing was just BEING NICE to her husband!!! I like sooooooooo busted up laughing!!! I mean really??? You had to THINK OF THAT??? And she's all, annnnnd its JUST AMAZING what a difference it has made in our marriage!! Yes, woman, being NICE HELPS!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
Then another lady called in and said her ONE THING that she has decided to do in her marriage is to just...waaaaaaaiiiiiiiit...drum roll puleeeeeze...barrumpatabumpa... LOVE HIM!!! Yes, you DID read that correctly... her ONE THING IN MARRIAGE IS...she gonna LOOOOOVE HIM!!! I'm just like, WOW...Ya may have wanted to try doing that BEFORE you actually agreed to make a vow to him till DEATH!!!
Soooooo yeah married people, two marriage tips of the day, 1.BE NICE TO YOUR SPOUSE AND 2. LOVE THEM!!! Seems pretty simple and obvious, buuuuuuuuuuut heeeeeeeeeey I could be wrong...what do I know...
♥Mary Frances :)))) 

Lemon Lush!

I wanted to share with you all an AMAZING recipe that everyone that has tasted this has absolutely RAVED ABOUT!!! For some reason I keep thinkin of all my newlywed friends when I think about this recipe...liiiiiiike your hubby will be sooooooooooo IMPRESSED....IF HE LIKES LEMON... annnnnnnnnd if you moved to a NEW CHURCH they to will be VERY AWED by this!!!  Lemon is simply... LUSHIOUS!!! This recipe is refreshingly PERFECT for the summer season!!!
Cream Cheese Filling:
  • 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 Tablespoon lemon juice

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    I originally got this recipe from the food blog, The Girl Who Ate EVERYTHING! and then I Marified it!!! You can see her version HERE or you can get the MARY VERSION below
    What you will NEED...
    2 cups of pecans
    2 sticks of softened butter (1 cup)
    2 Cups of flour
    Cream Cheese Filling:
  • 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 Tablespoon lemon juice

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    Cream Cheese Filling:
  • 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 Tablespoon lemon juice

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    Cream Cheese filling
    2 8oz packages of cream cheese
    four tablespoons lemon juice
    2 cups of powdered sugar
    Pudding layer
    Two packages of instant lemon pudding
    1 tablespoon of lemon juice
    3 cups of milk
    1 tub of cool whip
    OR make your own cool whip
    1 and a half cups of heavy cream,
    half a cup of powdered sugar (Blend with a mixer till its fluffy, which is about ten minutes
    WHAT YOU DO!!!
    1.Preheat the oven to 350
    2. Mix together all the ingredients for the crust, use your hands to really form a dough type
    3. Take the crust mixture and press it in to a 9x13 baking dish
    4. Bake 25-30 minutes or until slightly browned or browner depending on what you prefer
    5. Let crust  completely cool
    6. Mix together cream cheese mixture with a hand blender, food processor OR blender...IF your mixer happens to be VANISHED which is MY CASE!!! LOL
    7. Spread this layer over the cooled crust and put in fridge for 10 minutes
    8. While these two layers are in the fridge mix together the Lemon Pudding layer
    9. Now put the lemon pudding layer on top of the cream cheese layer
    10. Now its time for your cool whip...just open the tub and put it on top...BUUUUUUT if you bought your cool whip its most like from the frozen food section of the store so make sure its been defrosted and spreadable!!!
    *Bonus 11. Add some yellow sprinkles to the top...JUST TO BE CUUUUUUTE!!! :)))
    NOW its time to CHOW BABY!!!!
    Cream Cheese Filling:
  • 2 (8 ounce) packages cream cheese, softened
  • 2 cups powdered sugar
  • 2 Tablespoon lemon juice

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    I originally made this recipe on Easter annnnnnd all of my family RAVED about it!!! I'm pretty sure that I personally ate about HALF OF THE PAN...KID YOU NOT!!! Then my family requested that I make it again for Mother's day!!! I promise you all, THIS RECIPE IS A WINNNNNNER!!! My sister, my mom, my pastor's wife, friends...EVERYONE LOOOOOOOOVES IT!!!
    IN FACT even my brother Joe told me on Easter that my Lemon Lush was BOMB!!! I literally almost passed out on the spot when I heard him say that!!! I mean, you know how brothers are annnnd mine could be eating plates of my food and when I ask them how it is they say...Alright or Not bad...annnnnnnnnd OF ALL MY get JOE TO SAY ITS BOMB is literally like...pick-me-up-off-the-floor-and-slap-me-so-I-know-i'm-NOT-dreaming! Soooooooo yes people, LEMON LUSH IS OFFICIALLY...
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Wednesday, May 14, 2014

    Just call me...

    WHEN MOST girls find out that a guy has no interest in them they are usually sad, maybe they cry some days annnnnnnd EVENTUALLY...MOVE ON...Then there is...ME...Mar Bear, I do the NORMAL crying, sad, talk to my close friends about it, analyze the NOTHINGNESS of the relationship annnnnnnnnnnd THEN, Two days later i'm TOTALLY BACK to crushing on them.  Annnnnnnnd my friends like to remind me the reality I had just informed them of his no interest annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd i'm like, yeah I know that's what he said, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut...
    Just call me...
    AHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I mean really, HOW can they expect me to believe that??? I'm MAR BEAR... can they NOT like my ADORKABLE SELF??? Until I see them at the alter making a vow to another woman, on one knee proposing to another girl,
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Tuesday, May 13, 2014


     I think that I forgot to tell you all this, buuuuuut there is an elderly man in our church that is hard-of-hearing so I type out the preaching messages for him on my lap top...yes, yes, just call me an INTERPRETUR...ha! Anywayz, I've been doing this for about 9 months now and I've gotten pretty fond of this man!!! He has a really funny sense of humor and is always cracking up by his own corny jokes.
    Weeeeeeellll this past Sunday, mother's day, his joke of the day was, EVERY MOTHER, should have A CHILD!!! LOLOL!!! He was telling it to everyone and just totally cracking himself up! Then when pastor got up and was giving his mother's day greeting, Bro. Earl turned to my mom and says, ANNNNND EVERY CHILD, should have A MOM!!! We were all just cracking up cuz he talks soooooo LOUD cuz he can't hear himself either!!! LOL
    Soooooooo May 14th is his 87th birthday so I brought him some balloons from the Dollar Tree, and some Lemon Lush I had made, he was like soooooooooo HAPPY ABOUT THEM...both, buuuuuut ESPECIALLY THE BALLOONS!!!
     I mean seriousley, I had NO IDEA they would be that big of deal to him. He said, I've never gotten balloons like that before!!! I was like, AWWWWW!!! $6 and I made his day...which in turn made mine!!!
    Buuuuuut it was really funnnny cuz when Pastor announced to the whole church it was Bro. Earl's, birthday, and then in turn to Bro. Earl's "Every Mother should have a child" joke, Pastor says, "Every 87-year-old, should have an 87th birthday!" He didn't hear it when Pastor said it so I YELLED IT TO HIM after church and he starts chuckling, he's all, that's GREAT! That's GREAT!!!
    Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut the best part of this story is that on Monday I got a text from pastor with some AWESOME-AMAZING news!!! I was like soooooooo ESTATIC...I raced over to my mom's to tell her and as I was walking down the hall to her room she yells out MARY DID YOU HEAR??? Did you HEAR??? Aparently, Pastor had sent her the same text and she was equally even MORE estatic about this than me!!!
    I was like running around on Monday telling everyone, I HAVE THE MOST AMAZING NEWS to tell you all!!! Someone jokingly said, What???? Did Ching-Chong ask you out??? I laughed and jokingly said, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its better than that!!!
     I'll expound further in a later post but Bro. Earl has already had the Holy Ghost for some time now but needed to complete his salvation with baptism in Jesus name!!! HE has FINALLY gotten the revelation...
    That's better, Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than any guy EVERRRRR asking me out!!!
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Monday, May 12, 2014

    Soooooooooo ME!!!

     My lil brother Abie baby posted this pic on our family group me and said, WHO'S THIS??? I could NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!
    Yuuuuup, that's SOOOOOOOOOO ME!!!
    buuuuuuuuuuuut only MY MOM knows just HOW TRULEY FUNNY THIS IS!!!
    ♥Mary Frances :)
    P.S. That may be me buuuuuuuuuut,  The BEST THINGS in life are WORTH WAITING FOR!!!

    Sunday, May 11, 2014

    Happy Mother's Day Sunday!!!

    I got an Italian Momma...
    YES SHE IS!!!
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup this is sooooooooo MY MOM!!!
    I can just hear MY MOM...we're NOT going to do anything fancy, we're just going too...annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd then she lists fifty things!!!  AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    Yuuuuuuuuuuuup I can hear my mom right now correcting people, annnnnnnnnnd its NOT I-talian, its, ITalian!!! GET IT RIGHT PEOPLE!!!
    What can I say, I have THE BEST MOM IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!
    I loooooooooooooooove you MOMMY POO!!! Purrrrr!!!

    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Thursday, May 8, 2014

    I'm THE BEST AT...

    Out of ALL MY FRIENDS...
    I'm THE BEST AT...
    BEING SINGLE!!! ;)
    Yup Fo REALZ, going on 8 years straight without NO COMMITMENTS!!! Whoop! Whoop! Don't be JELLY!!! ;))))
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Wednesday, May 7, 2014

    Forgetting my phone...

    Sooooooo a couple of weeks ago at GCA i'm in the bathroom with a friend who is changing her babies diaper, when she is done she is walking out to prayer, holding all her stuff and is like, OH I must have left my purse in the church during prayer, I'm like JENNIFER, its ON YOUR SHOULDER!!! Sooooooooo we're all laughing and I'm all, WOW!!! Your really starting to act like ME NOW!!!
    Then I'm all, YOU KNOW WHAT I DID THE OTHER DAY??? I was talking to my friend Hanna on the phone and I'm walking out the door mentally checking that I have everything, Keys, purse, drink, then i'm like, TO HANNA AS I'm TALKING TO HER, Oh NOOOOOOOOOO I FORGOT MY PHONE!!! She's like, y0u forgot WHAT Mary??? I'm like ooooo WAIT, never mind I'm TALKING ON IT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    After telling my story, Jennifer was like okaaaaaaaaaaay I am NOT as bad as you!!! I'm like yeah, I pretty much take airhededness to a WHOLE new level!!!!
    Its called...
    MARYNESS!!! :))))
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Tuesday, May 6, 2014

    Bringing me BACK DOWN!!!

    Soooooooooo you know the other day how my nephew was saying that I was pretty??? Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllll God managed to bring me RIGHT BACK DOWN the next day!!! Soooooooooo I had to wash my hair before we left for the trip, so I did then with it still sopping wet I pulled it into a messy ponytail and went to the gym... yeah I know buuuut hey was In A RUSH and had a lot of stuff to get done!!! Then I go and see my nephew. He is like hugging me and is all,
     weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll...TODAY you almost look pretty Aunt Mary!!!! I was like whaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? I thought YOU SAID I WAS??? He's just like, weeeeeeeeeeelllll...try again TOMORROW Aunt Mary!!! I'm like, TOMORROW???? He's like, yeah,
    ♥Mary Frances :) 

    Monday, May 5, 2014

    Proud moment of the day...

    I got asked if I've graduated from HIGH SCHOOL yet????
    I was like all casual about it...Oh yeah I did... did NOT even mention that I am going on my 13 year anniversary of high school graduation!! LOLOLOLOL
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Sunday, May 4, 2014

    If it doesn't make sense...

     This weekend, we went up to Williams AZ for special outreach and services for Bro. Daniel Abbott's church, now the Abbott's rent from a Trinitarian church and this comic was up on their calendar for the month! When I read it I couldn't help but laugh... 
    IF YOU KNOW the doctrine of the Trinity doesn't make any sense, maybe you should STOP BEING A TRINITARITAN!!! "Jus' sayin!"
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Saturday, May 3, 2014

    Funnnnn times!!!!

    Road trip to do outreach And special services with the church in Williams AZ, with Stultz, Tommy, Slinky and Aurora! Tommy is our amazingDJ, Stultz is our wicked-awesome driver, annnnnnd us girls are jus in the back, doing what we do best,

    We are having a BLAST!!!
    ♥Mary Frances :)

    Friday, May 2, 2014

    my gwappo!!!

     Sooooooo the other day I picked up my lil nephew and I was like, Gwappo, do you know WHO the COOLEST little boy in the WHOLE WORLD IS??? And he says, ME, Aunt Mary!!! I was like awwww Jose HOW did you know I was going to say YOU??? He's all,
    Then he says, ANNNNNNNNND...
    Then I went into total AWWWWWing freak out mode!!! I was hugging and smothering him in kisses!!! THEEEEEEEEN later on I remembered something from when he was born...
     I remember sitting in the waiting room at the hospital in Scottsdale, waiting AND waiting AND WAITING for you to be born...AND when you FINALLY were, I HAD to make sure I brushed my hair for him before I came to see him for the first time. (I wanted to make a GOOD first impression!;)
    I remember it sooooooo clearly, I brushed my hair JUST for him!!! When my brother Joe said we could go see him for the first time I grabbed my brush...The boys were like WHY are you brushing your hair?!?!?I said, CAUSE, I wanna look GOOD for Jose!!! =) They INFORMED me that Jose DID NOT CARE!!! I said I know, buuuuuuuuuuut ONE DAY HE WILL...
    Annd that day has FINALLY COME!!!
    ♥Mary Frances

    Thursday, May 1, 2014

    You know those girls???

     Yesturday, I got to MJ's school early, and I see one of my friends and I go running over to her with a totally serious look on my face and I'm like, HEEEEEEY...soooooooooo you know how SOME GIRLS think that just because they are fat, they aren't pretty??? She's like, yeah, I put my hand on my hip and I'm like,
    I'm NOT...
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She just shook her head laughing at me!!! Actually, I didn't EVEN get to finish my sentence!!! I just said the first part, "soooooooooo you know how SOME GIRLS think that just because they are fat, they aren't pretty???" She just looks at me annnnnd is like, YOUR NOT ONE OF THOSE GIRLS!!! Same time as me!!!(It was ALMOST as funny as this moment HERE!!!) AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    ♥Mary Frances :)