Saturday, August 25, 2012

Classic Mary Driving Moment #1284756

I just wanna start this post by saying,
THANK GOD FOR MEXICANS!!!
(No really, THANK GOD FOR MEXICANS!!!)
Sooooooooo TODAY...I'm driving to Starbucks to get drinks for me and my sis ANNNNNND I do NOT know WHAT I did wrong buuuuuut I totally got myself STUCK!!! I was pulling IN but I turned to sharply I GUESS and whatever I did to try and fix myself I just kept getting closer and closer to the car next to me!!! Finally I was in such and awkward position that if  i backed up MORE I was going to hit the car next to me, buuuut if I pulled in any further I would ALSO hit the car next to me. THE PROBLEM WAS that I was ALSO kinda like HALF WAY out in the middle of the street!!!! EEEEEEEEEEKS!!!
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Weeeeeeelllll THIS just put me into total FREAK OUT MODE!!! I didn't know what to do and was seriousley just ready to BURST INTO TEARS!!! I was like praying and EVERYTHING!!! JESUS PLEASE HELP ME!!! (God was SILENT!) Soooo I'm sitting there with NO IDEA of what to do sooooooo I call my big sis and I'm like THERESA!!! I NEED HELP!!!! I'm stuck annnnnd I don't know what to do cuz no matter WHAT I do i'm going to hit the car next to me!!! Sooooooo my sis is like, OKAAAAAAAAAY WHATEVER YOU DO... DO NOOOOOOOOOT MOVE THE VEHICLE!!! 
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Sooooo THEN my sis is like, Okaaaaaaay SEE if you can find a MAN that will help you buuuuut IF NOT call me back and I'll come back out the car...buuuuuuuuut WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT MOVE THE VAN WITHOUT HELP!!! Weeeeelll I was SOOOOOO CLOSE to the car next to me I couldn't even open my door a pinch...I have to like CLIMB OUT FROM THE PASSENGERS SIDE!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
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Sooooo I walk up to Starbucks and see a table full of Mexican men and I was like Ooooo Mexican men are ALWAYS really helpful. Soooo I'm like, Ummmm...like, I just recently started driving(Thank God I don't look like i'm ALMOST 30...bahaha)and I got myself into a bad situation parking and i was wondering if one of you all could help me back out my van. Soooo they all look up at my SPECIAL parking job, kinda laugh AND then the youngest AND best looking guy says he will help me. Sooooo we're walking over ANNNND I hand him the keys and he is like...
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OH NO, YOU CAN DO IT!!!(He believed in me...awwww)I'll just guide you and show you how to fix it!!! Sooooooooo I CLIMB BACK IN through the passengers side, start up the van annnnd this goodlooking, kind-hearted, Mexican man shows me how to turn the wheel and to sloooooowly back up and like the WHOLE time he was like standing between the van and the car next to me...TO MAKE SURE I DIDN'T HIT THE CAR NEXT TO ME!!! I was like WOW, what a REAL GENTLEMAN!!!! I Thanked him like a million-kajillion times!!!
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Then my sis annnnnd mom call me and I'm like ITS OKAAAAAAAY!!! This really nice Mexican man helped me!!! They were like where are you headin now??? I'm like A DIFFERENT STARBUCKS!!! AHAHAHA!!! I'm waaaaaaaay to embarrassed to go anywhere near that one!!! My mom was like, Ummm MAYBE  you should try a Starbucks with a DRIVE THRU this time!!!! AHAHAHA!!! Then she was like, WELL i'm just glad there was a decent man there that was willing to help you!!! I'm like YES...ME TOO!!! Cuz it coulda been REALLY BAD!!! LOLOLOL!!!
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cRaZy thing is that I was recently at a conference this past summer and I got myself into pretty much THE SAME exact situation after the youth night. I started backing out and turned the wheel the WRONG way and then NO MATTER what I did I could NOT figure out how to fix it!!! Soooo I saw a young man that I thought was the kind of person that would help me...BUUUUUT when I asked, he just adamantly refused to help me...told me to just back it out myself!!! THEN...
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THEN...
him and his buddy heartlessly, got into his sports car, proceeded to roll down the convertible roof, and cruised off into the night...leaving me stranded ...STUCK IN MY PARKIN SPOT!!! I was completely SHOCKED... like  WOW... TALK ABOUT...
RUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!
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I just stood there about to burst into tears...CUZ I honestly did NOT know how to fix my mistake AND NONE of the girls I asked thought they could fix it!!! Sooooo FINALLY, I found ANOTHER Apostolic young man, that was POLITE ENOUGH, to pause talking to his friends, and come and help me!!!
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ONCE AGAIN SAVED FROM A HUGE DISASTER!!! Thankfully, there are STILL SOME Apostolic guys that know of something called CHIVALRY!!! ANNNND most of all...after TODAYS EVENTS...
THANK GOD FOR MEXICANS!!!
♥Sigh!♥♥♥
. ♥Mary Frances :)