Friday, July 26, 2013

Update on my life and STUFF!!!

Get ready EVERYONE because I'm about to post the most randomest blog post everrrrr!!! If your on my mass email list you have gotten parts of this buuuuut go ahead and read it cuz there is SOME stuff that you have NOT read!!! :)Lets just pretend this is me writing you all a letter:
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Dear readers of Classic Mary Moments,
This is going to be very long buuuut keep reading cuz you shall be entertained annnnnnd furthermore, I will ALSO be telling you all some of the latest events of what will be going on in my blog!!! Soooooooo what's going on IN MY LIFE this summer??? Weeeeeeelllll... lets see, last night I walked from my house to my mom's its like a mile away...its only like a 30 minute walk...20 minutes if your thin...3 minutes if your driving...LOL...annnnnd AN HOUR if you walk into a ___________ Oooooo WAIT let me NOT get ahead of myself!!!
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Sooooo I'm without a vehicle and after having my own transportation for a year I am NOT used to this!!! Sooooo I needed excercise and didn't have a way to the gym sooooo I figured WHY not walk to my mom's??? Soooo I DID!!! My mom was like all worried when I got there cuz I was dripping sweat and stuff!!! I'm like mom its NO big deal...its just humid...and plus i'm EXCERCISING i'm SUPPOSED to sweat!!! She's like OH someone can give you a ride home! I'm like NOOOO...I NEED TO EXCERCISE!!! She's like all worried then when I'm leaving cuz its like soooooo LATE for me to be out in the dark walking...Late as in 9pm...bahaha!!! I'm like okaaaaaaaaay mom, i'm a big girl, its NOT like the boogie man is gonna get me!!! LOLOLOL! I mean, Really, WHAAAAAT COULD POSSIBLEY HAPPEN???
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Weeeeeellllll...I leave and I'm walking annnnnnnnnnnd just listening away on my iPhone to Bro. Booker preaching on Apostolic Classics!!! Such a GOOOOOOD MESSAGE!!! Soooo i'm walking annnnnnnd there is like a bush hanging out on the sidewalk and I'm not paying attention and just totally walk in it...annnnnnnnnnd OUCH!!! Cuz its NOT A BUSH BUT A CACTUS!!! EEEEEEEEKS!!! My WHOLE RIGHT SIDE WAS COVERED!!! I could not believe it!!! Sooooooooo yeah, its 30 minutes, 20 if your thin, 3 if your drivin annnnnd and HOUR if you walk into a cactus and are pulling thorns out the whole time, going, ouch! Ouch! OUCH!!! The whole time i NEVER did stop listening to Bro. Booker either... it was TOO GOOD of a message!!!
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As painful as it was, there was a part of me that actually smiled at the moment...FOR REALZ...I'm like okaaaaaaaaay thats why MOM was worried about me!!! Not cuz of the BOOGIE MAN gettin me...buuuuuuuuut cuz of MY...
 MARYNESS!!!
 
Ooooooo buuuuuuuuut my randomness of what I have been up to is NOT over!!! Sooooo last night I had a dream that my mom drove the van into like a lake or ocean or something...in the dream she thought it was gonna float annnnnnnnd I remember thinking, ummmmm MOM I don't think thats gonna work...buuuuut I didn't want to like usurp AUTHORITY over my mother who is my elder....soooo we went crashing over annnnnnnd sho nuff began to sink...buuuuut NO FEARS...me and my mom were just laughing hysterically annnnnnd I saved the two of us from drowning!!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!! Annnnnnd I think the moral of this dream IS welllll several things!!!! 1. Even in my dreams i'm RIGHT!!! (Vans don't float!) 2. Even in my dreams i'm submissive! Baaaaaaahhhh;) 3. Even in my dreams I laugh in adversity! 4. EVEN in my dreams, I'm STILL my own hero!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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ANOTHER funny thing!!! Soooo me and my brother John are STILL having our debate from this post HERE about weather or not i'm MEAN...cuz he calls me FATTY and he thinks its mean cuz I called him FATTER!!! Cuz he says, he is just generalizing us ALL as fatty's but NOT pulling anyone out seperately...WHATEVERRR!!! Sooooo last night at my mom's he is TRYING to get my mom to side with him...he's like MOM, Lets say I call you Fatty....BEFORE he can even complete what he is saying my mom says, If you EVERRR...SAY THAT TO ME YOU'LL BE LAYING FLAT ON THE GROUND!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I can't stop laughing about that!!! Seriousley like, CRACKING ME UP!!!
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NEXT I want to announce some VERRRRY exciting things that will be going on in the next two weeks of my blogging!!! Sooooooo this next coming week i'm going to be catching up on ther with the latest happenings of my life!!! Starting Sunday, August 4th it will be SINGLES week...yes REALLY!!!! I will NOT, not do it...this is A PROMISE!!! :)))) I mean, unless i'm dead or the rapture comes...AHAHA!!! Then, after a good singles week, I will be announcing something NEW to my blog...
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The first everrr APOSTOLIC WARRIOR!!! Well, this is basically the Apostolic Male Model...buuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm changing the name of it!!! Cuz, I don't really like Male Model...it sounds effeminate and worldly annnnnnd seems like it places emphasis on the unimportant...like fashion and junk! Soooooooooo Apostolic Warrior AKA: THE AW!!! Woot! Woot!!! Apostolic Warrior speaks absolute MANLINESS in my personal oppinion annnnnnnnnnnnnnd emphasizing spirituality, Godly character and attributes (annnnnnnnnnd doesn't wear pink!!! AHAHAHA!!!) THe first AW has already been personally handpicked by NONE other than ME....sooooo you KNOW its gonna be a GOOOOD one!!! He will be announced Sunday, August 11th...soooooooo hold on tight for two weeks ladies!!! Oooooo girrrrrls JUST WAIT...this young MAN is a GOOOOOD ONE...your sooooo gonna be swooning!!!! JUST TWO WEEKS!!!
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Okaaaaaaaaaaay so other than that, this is whats going on in my life, I went to New Mexico Youth camp in the beginning of June, then Old time camp, then in the beginning of July and for the 4th of July I went to the Bay area of Cali and had a blast with friends there, which i've blogged about and will be blogging about more in the future! I missed Heritage this year because of work, I was kind of bummed buuuuut in the end I was glad it worked out that way because I was able to do an Outreach trip with my youth to Williams AZ, which was planned at the last minute!!! I'm SOOOO glad I got to go to that!!! God knows what we NEED to go to...soooo sometimes when your disapointed about one thing its really cuz God has something else planned!!! :) You'll be hearing about my Williams trip TOMORROW!!! (:
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Annnnnd weeeeeellllll thats pretty much it for trips for the next little while for me! I decided in the end that i'm not going to go to Youth Alive! I had some unexpected expenses with my transportation come up and I don't want to spend any more expenses or take more time off from work till WCC!!! Plus, our church is having a creation seminar RIGHT after Youth Alive and I want to make sure that I can go to all of that!!!
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Soooooo anywayz you guys, I'm looking for a new vehicle!!! My precious van is basically drawing its FINAL BREATHS!!! AHAHAHAA!!! Like as in, its overheating, gushing out water and steering crazily...like it just jerks over without me doing it!!!! LOL Soooooooo If you all would like to keep an eye out for me....I have $3000 for a new car...it has to pass my brother's aproval tho...mainly John's since he is a mechanic!!! He wants me to get a 4 cylinder, camry, I'm hoping for something thats a pretty color!!! :) Annnnnnnnnd that my dear and LOVELY friends is ALL that is going on in my life!!!
Also, you guys i'm officially 30...
Yes, for 30 years now, my presense has blessed this earth...
Now, now, don't thank ME for being born...
TO GOD BE ALL THE GLORY!!!
♥Mary Frances :)