Sooooooooo I was helping my mom with some cleaning off of her bookshelves and I came across this book..."30 Days to Taming Your Tongue!" I was like ooooo this looks kinda interesting...my moms like OH you CAN HAVE IT!!! I was like ok WHATEV...haha!!!
Sooooooo I'm going through the book and each chapter is about a different kind of tongue, a flattering tongue, (Maybe a lil guilty, I tend to be a lil gushing and mushy at times...LOL...I've been reprimanded by friends for this a time or two) a hasty tongue, a complaining tongue, a sharp tongue, a lying tongue, a argumentative tongue... soooo I'm going through reading them and there are 30 different ones and I'm just like nope that's NOT me! No! No! No!
Then I read The Loquacious Tongue and it means A MOTOR MOUTH...that just keeps going and going and going...I was like ummmm GUILTY...I mean I DO LOVE to talk buuuuut most of the time people DO enjoy hearing what I have to say...jus sayin...instead of motor mouth I prefer my words being described as a bubbling fountain of exhileration and joy!!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut THEN after that was, THE INDISCREET TONGUE...I was like uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh Yeah that's DEFINATLEY ME!!! LIKE DOUBLE GUILTY...Discreet just isn't a good word to describe me...I can be too open and too honest...
Buuuuuuuuuuuuut then looking back on life I realized that I HAVE IMPROVED!!! When I was 15 I used to run around with a camera, chasing boys and screaming, I LIKE YOU!!! I would NEVERRRR do that now. Now, 15 years later, when I see a handsome guy, I don't chase them with a camera, I WOULD NEVERRRRR DO THAT now!!! NOW I just search their name on google and google images... I just plan our wedding on pintrest, I jus say I COULD LOVE YOU in my mind, I text all my close friends about them annnnnnnd THEN I just DISCREETLY snap a pic on my smart phone without them everrrr even knowing it!!! Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh YES...thank God for technology!!!!
Because of it, I have become SOOOOOO MUCH MORE DISCREET!!!
HAHAHAHA!!! J/K!!! I REALLY AM WORKIN ON IT!!! Its probably the main Proverbs 31 woman thing that I need to grasp!!! "Discretion shall preserve thee..." (Proverbs 2:11)
P.S. What about you all??? Anyone see THEIR tongue in this book??? I think I may have a few friends that need to borrow this book...oooooops there I go NOT BEING DISCREET!!!