Classic Mary Moments: Dieting CMM!!!

Monday, July 7, 2014

Dieting CMM!!!

Soooo today at lunch we had a TOTAL Classic Mary (Dieting) Moment!!! Wellllll I've had this thing for the past month that we REALLY NEEDED to go to Humble Pie!!! Its a pizza place that makes their pizza dough out of sourdough. Soooooooooo I talked my sister into going there today!!!

The way it works at Humble Pie is that your basically just order your own personal pizza. So I order mine annnnnnnnnd LIKE A GOOD GIRL, I separated the amount I was going to eat on one plate and put the rest aside and said I would save it for tomorrow.

THEN I proceeded to shake red pepper flakes on it for TWO REASONS!!! 1. Because I love spicy food! AND 2. because when your food is spicy it makes you fuller faster and you tend to not eat as much. Sooooo i'm shaking the pepper out BUUUUUT its NOT coming out very fast...soooooo I take the cover and take some pepper to sprinkle onto my pizza.

Weeeeeeelllll i'm just eatin a long annnnnnd decide that I need JUUUUUUUUST a little bit more...sooooooooo I take the pepper and start shaking annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd...

OooooooooooopS!!!!

Someone FORGOT to SCREW THE COVER BACK ON THE PEPPER!!! Jus a LIL more pepper turned out to be THE REST OF THE JAR!!! I was laughing soooooooooo HARD!!! My sis and MJ were just shaking their heads in unison at me!!! Buuuuuuuuut the funniest part is when the waiter came over to the table and saw the WHOLE jar of pepper on my pizza!!! He was just aghast!!! it was HILARIOUS!!! Especially when he picked up the empty pepper jar with cheese and sauce drippin off it and carried it back to be refilled...AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I have to give him credit tho for offering me a new pizza!!! I said no thank you tho cuz I still had more than half set aside ANNNND plus it was NOT their fault!!! I MUST take responsibility for my own STUPIDITY!!! Actually, the HONEST truth is that I just shook off my pizza annnnnd ATE IT!!! I am NOT A WASTEFUL PERSON!!!

I have to say, IT WORKED!!! I got full REALLY FAST!! In FACT I'm STILL FULL FROM SUNDAY LUNCH!!! ACTUALLY, I think I may even be good for THE WHOLE WEEK!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Dieting tip #6788955512340987 RED PEPPER ON YOUR FOOD PEOPLE...IT WORKS!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!