Sooooooooo a month or so ago I made this chocolate cake and I know I shouldn't brag BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...
YOU KNOW I AM!!! ;)))))
I said to my sister, LIIIIIIKE DUDE!!!! This cake is sooooooooo goooooood!!! I'm liiiiiiiiiiiike I AM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD!!!! I'm liiiiiiiiiike OMW, I am SUCH A GOOD COOK!!!! My sister is just basically rolling her eyes because this is pretty much ME, EVERY TIME I COOK...until God decides I need some humbling...every time I think I'm THE BEST COOK EVERRRRR...God reminds me that I can't make Mexican rice...liiiiiiiiike my ONE IMPERFECTION is MEXICAN RICE!!!! (Ok there could be a FEW more!!!;)
Sooooooooooo i'm just in the kitchen talking about my cooking and I'm just like Theresa, liiiiiiiiiike I'm such a good cook, HOW AM I NOT MARRIED???? Liiiiiiiiiike it literally HAS to be because God has some huge reason I'm NOT married yet because IT IS NOT BECAUSE I CAN'T COOK!!!! She's just sitting at the table doing paperwork, hardly listening to me, and I'm like just one more time, liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike don't you think I'm like THE BEST COOK EVERRRRRRR???
At this point Odin joins the conversation and he's like,
WEEEEEEELLLLL, that one time you did catch the oven on fire 🔥 and almost burned the house down, buuuuuuut other than that, you are pretty good… but you know,
THE FIRE 🔥!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA...Yes THE FIRE!!!! (You can read about that TRUTH HERE!!!;) It was soooooo funny!!!!! See that's just one more reason to marry me...I'm FIRE🔥 IN THE KITCHEN...literally!!!🚒🧯 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!