Sherri: "Erica, where have you been? It's nearly dark out."
Erica: "Looking for a job."
Sherri: "Really? But how'd you get to town?"
Erica: "I took a bus."
Sherri: "You took a bus? You are desperate."
Erica: "Yeah, and it was weird. I got asked out on dates by old men. Can you believe that?"
Sherri: "Eww, like how old?"
Erica: "I don't know, in their twenties, I guess."
-- "Why Don't You Grow Up?" (Adventures in Odyessy)
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Me and Jac had this ALMOST exact convo the other day... Jac was telling me about this single guy the other day and I am getting like ALL excited. Then I am like, "Wait, how old is he?" She is like, "32." I was like, "WHAT?! 32?! ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!! tHATS like reAlly old!!!" She goes, "Mary, you do realize that we're closer in age now to thirty-year-olds, than to 20-year-olds?!" I was like, "what?! OMW!!! Aaaaaaauuuuuuuugggghhhh!!! THATS cRaZy!!!"
Seriousley!!! WHEN did this happen?!?!