Classic Mary Moments: BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!

Thursday, March 24, 2011

BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!

Soooo I was eating ice cream the other day and I got a TOTAL brain freeze and I was like, ouch! Ouch! OUCH! Brain FREEEZE!!! And my sis is like I don't know why your gettin all worked up....
You SHOULD BE USED TO THEM!!! HAHAHA!!! This is TRUE I have quite a few BRAIN FREEZE MOMENTS!!! FOR EXAMPLE...

The other day my mom and I were grocery shopping at Fry's and we had the kids with us, Cesar and Jose. Sooooo ANY time shoppin with my mom is gonna take like FOREVER!!! Well all of the sudden my mom realizes that we're running late and that we need to hurry up and pay. So after we pay we RUSH out to the car and I'm hauling the cart across the parking lot with the kids, I get them in the car then I open the trunk to start loading the groceries. So I put the keys on this little ledge in the trunk and think to myself, MAKE SURE YOU DON'T SHUT THE TRUNK before you get the keys!!!

WEEEELLLL my mom comes over with her cart and she is like, I'll finish puting in the groceries, you just make sure the kids are buckled in. So i'm like ok and then when i'm done I just get in the car. Like a minute later I hear the trunk go down and my mom gets in the car. I'm like totally in my OWN WORLD plannin lunch and my is like ok do you have the keys? I'm like ummmmmmmmmmmm....OMW...MOM I left them in the trunk!!!

She is like OH no, i'm like, well I think...MAYBE I left them on the roof, so i'm gettin out to check and then i'm like OH I can't even get out of the car cuz the door handle is broken on the inside and you have to roll down the window to open the door AND I can't roll down the window cuz we can't turn the car on without the keys!!! AAAAAAAAuuuuuuuhhhh!!! So my mom gets out and checks and SURE ENOUGH I had left them in the trunk!!!!

So we're all like PANICKING like The kids are startin to cry and stuff... OH NO!!! We're JUST GIRLS!!! What do we do??? My mom calls my dad and I'm calling Kim and Kim says OH why don't you pop up the back seats and go into the trunk like that? And i'm like Oh our seats don't do that! We're tryin to FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO...my mom says she is gonna call AAA, but before she does that she decides to call my brother John to see if he can help us. So she calls and she is tellin him what happens and is like what should we do??? and I could hear him LOUD AND CLEAR as he shouts out, MOM!!! WHY DON'T YOU JUST POP THE TRUNK?!?!?!!? When I heard those words ALL I could think was OMW...BRAIN FREEEEEEEEEEZE!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! We were sooooooo AWWWWED by his suggestion. I mean like WOW...What a BRILLIANT IDEA!!! It TOTALLY worked too!!! LOLOLOL!!! LIKE that thought had NEVER even entered my mind!!! My brothers couldn't believe that Kim had thought to pop up the seats but NOT to pop the trunk!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! A TOTAL brain freeze moment for us all!!! I SERIOUSLEY LOVE BEING A GIRL!!! Hee, hee!!! ;)

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The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!