Brond Moment!!!

The other day I was on the phone with one of my friends and she was like telling me about how she thinks that it really neat when people have brown hair and blue eyes. She is like you know it's just such a nice combination and you dont see it very often. She is like, I mean usually if people have brown hair they have brown eyes and if they have blue eyes they have blond hair. And she is just going and on about how unique it is to see that combination....

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and I am like uh huh, uh huh, I know what you mean. But in my head I am thinking; Ok, like, who does she EVEN know that has brown hair and blue eyes? I don't think I even know anyone with that combination!!!! So I am like talking to her again and I am like, yeah, I mean like, I have blue eyes but my hair is...hmmm...what color hair do I have...hmmm...OH HEEEEEEEEY, I have brown hair!!! OMW!!! I have brown hair and blue eyes!!!

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She is like YEAH Mary, thats who I was talking about this WHOLE time YOU!!! I think its really cool that you have brown hair and blue eyes!!! AHAHAHA!!! I am like, OMW! Like, THANK YOU!!!

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It was for sure a brond moment!!! They happen ALL THE TIME!!! :)

That's ME,

MARY,

THE BLONDEST BRUNETTE YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! :D

♥Mary Frances :)

CMM at the restroom #4857363111

So yesterday, I met up with one of my friends and this adorably quaint little bakery restaurant in North Scottsdale called, Sugar Jams, you guys, this place is AMAZING, i'll be doing a review on them SOON and you all will be heading on over there when you read about their scrumptiousness, buuuuuuuuuuuuut TODAY, let me tell you about the CLASSIC MARY MOMENT that happened yesterday!!! AHAHAHA!!!

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Sooooooooo after we're done eating, my friend and I are leaving, but I decide to go back in to take pics of this cute place AND use the restroom...two cups off coffee annnnnd its POTTY TIME folks...lol...sooooooo I go in and find the restrooms.

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I look down the hall and see both doors for both bathrooms, I look at both of them BEFORE I go in and THEN walk into the bathroom that is FOR ME!!!

I walk in and am thinking OH wow even the bathroom is CUTE...Awwww....buuuuuuuuuuuut WAIT...

WHY IS THERE A URINAL IN THE LADIES ROOM???

OMW, even this adorable lil bake shop in Scottsdale is trying to be neutral Gender friendly...PSsssh... I TELL YOU, WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO???

Then BEFORE I head into the stall, as a slight after thought, I think, THIS IS the right bathroom, RIGHT??? Soooooooo I pop my head back out the door and stare at it, YES, this IS indeed the right bathroom,

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 M for Mary...

OH WAIIIIIIIIIT...

M is FOR MEN,

NOT MARY!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Yes really you guys, I went in THE MEN'S restroom, BECAUSE, M IS FOR MARY!!!

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I mean, in defense of my MARYNESS, if you really think about it, it IS easy to get confused BECAUSE, most restrooms SAY the whole word MEN on it, NOT JUST an M...and the lil pic of the dude...lol...OKAAAAAAAY anyone with an M could make this mistake...RIGHT??? I mean, I have an ADORABLE M sweater... LOL You would think after THIS CMM HERE at Chic-fil-A all those years ago, that I would remember that urinals mean i'm in THE WRONG bathroom, buuuuuuuut all these years later and I STILL get confused!!! BAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. The WOMAN'S room is EVEN CUUUUUTERRR than the men's...just in case anyone was wondering...AHAHAHAHA!!! ;)))))

He's kinda good looking!!!

So the other day I'm riding with my sis in her van and we're all riding back from a family birthday party at my other brother's house. So we're driving a long and we stop at a light and my sis says something about the vehicle that had pulled up next to us at the red light. I THOUGHT she said that man is looking at you!!!

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So I glance over at the guy real quick and he's smiling at me! I'm like OMW HE IS! He's smiling at me now too! Then I'm like, He's kinda GOOD LOOKING tho!!! My sister like, WHAT??? I'm like the GUY! She's like, THATS JOHN!!!

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I look over again and SHO ENOUGH its my brother smiling at me!!! AHAHAHA!!! Aparently, what she had ACTUALLY said was, Oh there's John! She's just like, WOW!!! LOL

 

Heeeeyyy what can I say, at least I think my brother is good looking...

 annnnnd he can't say I NEVER compliment him!!! Hee, hee!!! :)

♥Mary Frances :)

BLonde driving moment!

Okaaaaaaaaay sooooo I knew that our trip to A Mountain Apart Youth Camp was going to be INTERESTING, before we had EVEN ARRRRRIVED at the church where the youth were all meeting...

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Sooooooo we're on our way to the church, Me, my sis, MJ and my mom is driving us. We are ALMOST there, like seriousley less than half of a more mile on Shea before we turn. WEEEEEEEEELLLLL... ALL OF THE SUDDEN...this MINI VAN comes flying past us like TOTALLLLLY SPEEDING and honking the horn at us.

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I was like OMW...it like totally spooked me and made me jump in my seat. We're like WHO in the world is THIS cRaZy driver...weeeeeellll it turns out it was Jac and it was seeming like she wanted to race us to the church.

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My mom was like OH THAT IS RIDICULOUS the way she is driving and she is going on about and I was just sittin there thinkin like, OKAAAAAAAY I don't think it would hurt us to ACTUALLY be doing the SPEED LIMIT!!! (Haha) Soooo we just keep going our slow and steady pace and we're about to turn the corner of Shea to our church WHEN...

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Jac's van starts slowing down and she is all flashing her lights at us and my mom is like, OH I think something must be wrong with her van. My sis is like, NOPE she's just being dumb again keep driving! AHAHA! Soooo my mom is like NO I really think something is wrong...I'm like Naw mom she is probabley just hyper or something so my mom is like NO MARY CALL HER!!! I'm just FOR REALZ?!?! Mom who cares she just blew past you...she is like MARY CALL HER!!! Sooooooooo I CALL HER Annnnnnd...
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She answers her phone and i'm like MY MOM wants to know if everything is ok?! So Jac is like, okaaaaaaaaaay your gonna laugh at me buuuuuut I just ran out of gas! I was like whaaaaaaaaat LAUGH?!?! I was HYSTERICAL!!! She had totally blown past us ONLY to run out of gas before getting to the final destination. BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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My mom and sis was like whats going on? I'm like, SHE RAN OUT OF GAS!!!! My sister was like HYSTERICAL and my mom was just sittin there shaking her head! Soooo since our van was full of people ANNNND luggage...my mom dropped us off at the church then turned around and got Jac!!!! AND THAT my friends is the begginning of our trip to A Mountain Apart Youth Camp! 

Soooooooooo the moral of THIS STORY IS: 

IF your going to race somebody on the freeway, NOT that I everrrr would OR that I would reccomend it, buuuuuuuuuuut IF your gonna be cRaZy and race someone, FIRST OF ALL, make sure it is NOT their mom driving the car and second and MOST important of all...

MAKE SURE YOUR NOT GONNA RUN OUTTA GAS!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Omw! I'm still laughing!!! Luv ya Jac! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Moving up in life...

Soooooo my brother is dating a girl from our church named Elizabeth Nickels...and as you all know from my posts, I have been their OFFICIAL chaperone. Well last night when we riding back my brother says to me, Liz is moving up in life, she WAS a Nickel, but now that we are dating, she is a quarter.. I'm like um ok! He turns to Liz and they give each other ADORING looks and he smiles at her and says, "she doesnt get it!"

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I'm like, OKAAAAAAAY yeah, I GET IT!!! Her last name is NICKELS and so your saying she is a quarter now...a quarter is MORE than Nickel...I may not be good at math buuut...I know the value of MONEY...I get it...From a Nickel to a Quarter!!! I'm like I GET IT...I just don't think its FUNNNNY!!!

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 And in my mind I am TRYING to figure out how she is even a quarter NOW in the first place? Her and my brother aren't married yet, so doesn't that she mean is STILL a NICKEL??? Plus, EVEN IF, they do end up gettin married, our last name is GINTY???????? HOW does that in any way make her a QUARTER???? Does our last name really mean quarter in Irish or something???

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My brother just shakes his head again and says, SHE DOESN'T GET IT!!! I'm like, NOOOO...I get..he's like, Mary, we're dating now, so that means we're courting...so now she is a QUARTER...all of the sudden it clicks... Like, OMW!!! You guys are courting sooooo she is a QUARTER NOW!!! She went from

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a Nickel to a COURTER!!!

I was like HYSTERICALLLY laughin!!! My brother turns to Liz and is like, OKAAAAY...NOW she gets it!!! Soooo yeah, IF you ever tell me a joke, and I don't laugh, its MORE THAN likely cuz I do NOT get it!!! From a Nickel to a quarter...no, no, NO, from a Nickel to a COURTER!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

BRAIN FREEEEZE!!!

Soooo I was eating ice cream the other day and I got a TOTAL brain freeze and I was like, ouch! Ouch! OUCH! Brain FREEEZE!!! And my sis is like I don't know why your gettin all worked up....