Classic Mary Moments: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Thursday, December 12, 2013

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sooooooooo I'm over at my mom's before helping her out with the holiday baking and I'm on her phone messing with stuff when she leaves the room. Sooooooooooo I'm like Hmmmmm...WHAT SHOULD I DO??? See we have this app on our iPhones called GroupMe, its basically an app to make different groups for mass text messaging for anyone that has a smart phone. So one of the groups that I have is my family and we're always talking and posting stuff to each other annnnnd I'm like, Hmmmmm what can post on our family Group me, FROM MY MOM'S PHONE????

At first I was just going to put, Mary Is my most favoritist child EVERRRR!!! Buuuut I'm like, OKaaaaay, NO one will believe that!! Then I remembered that my mom is always sending out text messages to the WRONG person!!! Soooo I'm like, I SHOULD post SOMETHING on group me that's like a pretend text from my mom to ME, buuuuut make it like she accidentally posted it on our family group me!!! Sooooo i'm like Hmmmmm what can I say that would believable, yet STILL stir stuff up?!?!? THEN I had it, the perfect thing since we all no i'm in a tight spot with my transportation, I just broke the screen on my phone, Christmas and Conqueror's Conference are around the corner,,, ANYTHING to do with MONEY will see BELIEVABLE!!!

Soooooooo I post, AS MY MOM, Mary, don't tell anyone about the money i'm loaning you. I love you (No explaination marks cuz everyone knows I'm EM happy!!!) Sure enough, within a minute my brother John calls! I was laughing soooo hard I just declined his call!!! Then a minute later T starts calling in! My mom's walking in the room now so i'm like, MOM, Theresa's calling you!!! Then I just hear my mom saying, HUH?! I don't know what you are talking about!!! She's like I can't hear you cuz mary is in here laughing so loudly! What money? BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! My mom's like I think Mary was just posting stuff! She hangs up and her phone rings again and its my brother!!! AHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Mom's like, NO! Mary's NOT borrowing any money from me she was posting stuff from my phone!!!

Ooooo man it seriously made my night!!! I soooooooo GOT THEM!!! You all have NO IDEA just HOW FUNNNNN it is BEING ME!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!