LPC Bumper Cars!!!

Soooooo LADIES, do you all remember when I did the post about the first everrrr Apostolic Warrior, annnnnnnd remember how I told you all that Jonathan was a very forgiving person??? (Refresh your memory HERE!)

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 Weeeeeelllll I only knew that because he had told me he was a very forgiving person, it's NOT like I had ever personally  been a recipient of his forgiveness!!! I mean let's face it, I may not be perfect, buuuuuut I'm really NOT annoying either!!! I mean probably my biggest faults in life involve FALING, TRIPPIN, Laughing or BREAKIN something...

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I mean, I've broken everything from toilets to couches, to beds, to driver's licenses to straight up THE KICHEN SINK!!!! Annnnnd I'm always saying, Noooooo that came out WRONG!!!! I didn't mean to say it like THAT!!! Buuuuut aside from all that, lets be honest, you all ADORE ME!!!! Purrrrrr!!!! ;) Okaaaaaay soooo anywayz, enough about my wonderful, AWESOME self and BACK to Jonathan annnnnnd his forgiving self...

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Sooooooo remember In the soft ball post how I told you all that we should have just ended the night with the game annnnnd that there was an INTERESTING ride over to Redendos?????

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 Weeeeeeellllll that is BECAUSE... I got into a CAR ACCIDENT!!! Soooooooooooooo after we played Softball, we were all heading to go eat, annnnnd SINCE I don't know my way very well around Fountain Hills, Jonathan said that I could follow him there...ANNNNND i'm pretty much sure that, THAT will be THE LAST TIME he everrrrrr tells ME to follow him somewhere!!! LOL

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So Fountain Hills, altho uppity, is a much more RURAL city and Lets just say THAT, both of us aren't used to driving in a smaller city without a lot of traffic lights and instead A LOT OF STOP SIGNS!!! And Jonathan stopped a little abruptly, annnnnnd YES it was STILL TOTALLY MY FAULT, buuuuuut I wasn't expecting him to stop at all, annnnnnd I tried to stop annnnnd the ONLY thing going through my mind was NOOOOO!!!! This is NOT happening!!! I am NOT really about to CRASH INTO JONATHAN STULTZ'S CAR!!!! Buuuuuuut I DID!!!!

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Jonathan says that he heard my breaks, then he looked into his rearview mirror and was just like, OH NO, she's COMING!!! I'm pretty sure that's what MOST single guys in Pentecost think when they see me...they hear the hysterical laughter...THEN they see me...UH OH...30-year-old-single...OH NO...RUUUUUUN...ahahaha...soooo He tried to get into gear and MOVE out of my way, buuuuuut OH NO, I GOT HIM!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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 I guess you could say Sha-nay-nay bumped into his car!!! What can I say, She takes after her MOM...she likes BLACK CARS!!! Woot! Wooooot!!! ;)))) AHAHAHAHA!!! Sooooo after Sha-nay-nay bumps into him, I'm just sitting there like FREAKING OUT!!! Jonathan just calmly gets out of the car, asks if i'm ok, then starts picking up the pieces to his car!!! Jimmy stops, Sarah stops, Tommy stops...its like a total LPC reunion right there in the streets of Fountain Hills, we may as well have just had CHURRRRRCH!!!!

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Anywayz, I'm like, I don't know what we're supposed to do, do I  like, call the cops?!?! Jonathan, kindly says we don't need to do that, we'll just call the insurance company. PHEW!!! No ticket!!!  THEN, after he gets done picking up all of his car, he's just like okay if you want to go on to the resturaunt i'll just follow behind...he was driving slow cuz there was a part of his car hanging off...buuuuuut now that I'm thinking about it, I'm ACTUALLY wondering IF he was just scared to let me drive behind him again???

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So he's like, just go on to eat and i'll just follow...I'm like, just sitting there despondent in my car and I'm like, I think I'm just going to GO HOME!!! Jonathan's like, oh, your just going to go home? Are you sure, you can just go eat with us. I'm just sitting there thinking like, for REALZ??? Like, DUUUUUDE I sooooo just crashed into you and your just like, LETS GO EAT!!!

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I was just like SOOOO freaked out and he was like completely CALM!!! Plus, I was soooooooooo MORTIFIFED!!! EMBARRASSED!!! HUMILIATED!!! ASHAMED!!! Buuuuut alas it turned out THAT Sha-nay-nay was NOT really driveable cuz her dent was over the tire...so I ride over to Redendo's with the Greenbanks annnnnnnnnnd when I get there...EVERYONE is just WAITING for ME!!!

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They all thought the whole thing was HILARIOUS!!! They all said that they were sitting there waiting for us to get there and they hear, Mary just got into a car accident and there like, WHO did she hit and they're like JONATHAN STULTZ!!! Annnnnnnnd EVERYONE just DIED LAUGHING!!!! Weeeeeelllll...AFTER they knew that we were BOTH SAFE!!!

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Anywayz, we're sitting there at Redendos and I'm like soooo upset I'm like about to start crying and my pastor's like, Mary its OK!! No one got hurt, it was just an accident!!! Its just life, it HAPPENS! I'm like, Oh yeah, didn't you just back your Jag up into a pole??? Then the Abbotts EVEN let me drive their car that VERY night, cuz I rode over to the park with Sis. A to get the church van and they had me drive their car home! I was like, FLOORED!!! I'm like really?? Your ACTUALLY going to let me drive your car??? Like, WOW!!! They MUST have FULL coverage!!!

 Then we're sitting there realizing that I NEED  RIDE HOME!!! Sooooo yeah, the person that I crashed into, ended up giving me a ride home that night too!!! I guess that's just how it rolls amongst the family of God!!!

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Also, BTW: Despite the humor, I don't want anyone to think that I take getting into a car accident lightly!!! I really was very upset by the whole incident!!! The next morning at church Jonathan was like, 15 minutes late for prayer and I was like sitting there like totally flipping out in my mind, like OH NO...after affects...I DID hurt him!!! Annnnnd yeah then later on in the day I basically had a total melt down and was like crying in the bathroom...that's the way I am...I FREEZE at the moment and then a day later I just MELT!!! Oh then on Monday I looked at my leg and it looked like someone had gotten a red marker and put lil red polka dots all over it was just on one section...sooooo weird cuz the SAME thing happened last year when I had a accident accept it was going down my neck to my collar bone...soooo yeah...Idk what it was hives or what but Anali explained to me the medical terminology but is some sort of way my body was reacting to distress...
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I like how when I'm asked to tell what happened its this like HUGE long, drown out dramatic story and after ten minutes I'm just like soooo yeah, I TOTALLY CRASHED HIM!!!! Then when Jonathan's asked he's just like, Yeah, she just kind of clipped me... bahahahahah!! Annnnd THANKFULLY, everything worked out with my insurance. Soooo yeah, I'll let you all know when his car, Tyrone is fixed...that's what I named his car...cuz ya know...LOL..Anyway...I'll post pics of the new and Improved Tyrone when he's all better!!!

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♥Mary Frances :)