Classic Mary Moments: Financial Wisdumb #3

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Financial Wisdumb #3

Heeeeeeeeey EVERYONE!!! Its that time AGAIN...its your monthly Finacial WISEDUMB with Mary!!! I know, I know, you ALL have beeeeen soooooooo WAITING for this!!! You can can catch up on last months post HERE!!!

This month of January, I have another MONEY-SAVING piece of advice FOR YOU!!! Tooth picks!!! ARIZONANS, I have a question for YOU!!! HAVE you all been BUYING tooth picks??? If you just answered a YES to this question; I IN TURN have to ask you ANOTHER question; WHYYYYYY???? Annnnnnnnnnnnnnd I have to tell you all something: STOP!!! Stop BUYING tooth picks!!!

IF you live in Arizona,

TOOTHPICKS ARE FREE!!!

Yes, you ALL DID HEAR ME CORRECTLY I did say, FREE!!! Annnnnnnnd, Yes, that IS me in the above picture using the spine of a Saguaro cactus as a TOOTHPICK!!! Brilliant you say??? YES, I KNOW!!! My brain at its FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINEST...don't be Jelly!!! ;))))

You guys, this is like $2.44 that you could be SAVING yourself every like, TWO WHOLE years that you buy a box of toothpicks!!! SOOOOOOO WORTH IT!!! Annnnnnd, Its sooooooooo EASY people, all you have to do is go out to the nearest cacti and twist off one of its wooden spines. It only takes about a minute or so! Now be careful...you don't want to push too hard and the Saugouro falls on you and you end up in the hospital...cuz that bill will PRICK OUT You the $2.44 you just saved on toothpicks!!! (Get it People??? PRICKED out??? Cuz its a Cactus thorn!!! Bahahahahaha! TOO FUNNY!!! Good one Mar Bear!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!;)

Now perhaps your thinking, BUUUUUUT I don't live in Arizona, how can I get IN on this AMAZING idea too??? Don't fret Non-Arizonans!!! Me and my NON-existent boyfriend are TO THE RESCUE!!! We came up with an amaZing money-making scheme that ONCE again, we plan to GET RICH off of!!! We will be making souvenier boxes of Sauguaro thorn toothpicks for tourists to buy and take home!!! $2.00 a box...soooooooo you'll STILL be saving .44 cents...PLUS you can go home to all your friends and SHOW them what you go in Arizona....TRUST ME...your friends will think you are sooooo COOL!!!

Soooooo next time you see me and I have little red marks all over hands...annnnnnd your like, awwwwww...MAR BEAR...Oh noooooo my friends...DON'T FEEL SORRY FOR ME!!! There is a PRICE one must pay to becoming RICH...annnnnnnd I'm ON MY WAY!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!