Saturday, October 18, 2014

Shock of ALL SHOCKS!!!

ANOTHER iPhone HAS BIT THE DUST!!! Yes, REALLY people!!! I know, I know, SHOCKING NEWS RIGHT?!??! You all KNOW THE ROUTINE...if you have my number send me a text letting me know who you are and i'll save your number!!! OR email me at Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com
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That's pretty much five smart phones in the last year!!! What happened with this one is that I'm pretty sure I drove off with it on the trunk of my car...When I went to Verizon to get my new phone activated...Thanks Mommy Poo for giving me your old one...The man asked me if I had ANY idea where my other phone was...I said ummmm...I think probably on the 101 somewhere!!!
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Single Apostolic guys are ALL THANKING God  that they are NOT MARRIED TO ME!!! I'm an INEXPENSIVE girl....buuuuuuuuuut at the end of the day, I'm STILL high matanance... buuuuuuuuuut not in your typical way...buuuuuuuuuuuuut because its EXPENSIVE to upkeep ME...things just seem to either disappear, crash, fall, trip, snap, explode, or break with me...I apologize in advance to the man that marries me!!! (Heeeeey there has to be SOMETHING wrong with me otherwise the Bible would be wrong when it says, NO ONE IS PERFECT!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!;)
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AnywayZ, I KNEW when I bought that STUPID $80 Life Proof case for my iPhone that I was totally WASTING MY MONEY!!!
You can LIFE PROOF IT!!!
 Buuuuuuut YOU CAN'T...
MARY PROOF IT!!!
♥Mary Frances :)