Yesterday morning I got up really, really, REALLY early to go hiking!!! I had planned this glorious early morning mountain top experience buuuuuut the whole thing was interrupted when I got attacked by a bee while hiking!!! YES, I said ATTACKED!!!!
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I was soooooo scared!!! It wouldn't leave me alone it chased me halfway down the mountain, kept wanting to nestle in my hair! It stung my head and still wouldn't go away!!!! I dropped my hiking sticks and started running!!! I ran and ran and ran and ran buuuuuuuut it would NOT go away from my hair!!! Buzzzzzing loudly and madly the whole time!!!! I was screaming bloody murder loud the whole time, swinging my hair all around wildly and rebuking it!!! I think it finally died from the sting! (Bees die when they sting you...stupid losers...why did God make them to sting and die??? What's the point of protecting if they die doing it? Whats the protection in that???) Anywayz, That was my first ever bee sting!!! It was sooooooo scary!!! I hate bees and bugs in general even more now!!! I hope it burns in hell!!! I know bugs don't have a soul but I hope God makes an exception for that one!!!
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Needless to say, that's the last time I'll EVERRRRRRR wear my hair down while hiking!!! Even for a selfie-photo session at the top of the mountain, which was in vain because I forgot to charge my phone the night before!!!
Buuuuuuuuuuuut this is what I looked like after the run hike!!!
Yes, really, I wore my hair down in an AZ summer hiking adventure...just for a good photo...I know, I know, God was probably trying to teach me something...buuuuuuuuuuuuuut what remains to be found because my head is still PUFFED up from the stupid bee sting!!! ;) AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
