Soooooo we've been going on food adventures and the horseshoe cafe has
by far been THE MOST ADVENTUROUS adventure we have been on thus far!!!
Duuuuuuude!!! My sister and i have been laughing about this place for a
day straight, great entertainment buuuuuuut i had difficulty actually
eating here!!!
I have to admit that some of my close friends live
in the small, remote, uh slightly odd town of Roswell, NM annnnnnd i
admit to having made some snarky comments about the city before,
(SORRY!;) buuuuuut after experiencing Wickenburg AZ, Roswell seems
VERY GLAMOROUS!!!! (:
I would like to explain WHY i gave
Horseshoe cafe four stars because the food was good, the staff was very
friendly and the prices were FILTHY CHEAP...along with the rest of the
restaurant!!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!
As soon as we walked in, which was
around 8 am, my shoes started squeaking from the sticky floor, flies
everywhere, just old stains on the walls, hair stuck in wall decor,
tables and chairs seemed ancient, smell of cigarettes in the air due to
the door being open and everyone on smoke breaks and although funny
sayings and quaint decor, there was a very cluttered feel to it, im
definitely not minimalist but it was too much for even me!!! Lol
Generally
speaking, i consider myself to be on more the ghetto side of things,
but inside there, I felt like the queen of England!!! The other
customers, whom im assuming were locals of the small town could not stop
staring at us, like we were from another planet...it was very awkward
feeling, LIIIIIIIKE, is it weird that i actually brushed my hair, fully
dressed, annnnnnd have fake teeth instead of empty front gaps?!
Bahahaaaa
To eat we got pancakes and french toast because it
felt the safest, no dairy, no meat! Both were very good and the pancakes
were just the way i like them with that crispy, buttery edge!
I
had really wanted to try their chicken fried steak and biscuits and
gravy, buuuuuuut i just couldn't do it, the atmosphere made me overly
cautious, I'm adventurous, buuuuuuut perhaps one of you all could find
out for me!!! ;)
The reason why i don't rate them less is
because they are what they are and that's who and what they want to be!
They ain't trying to be uppity or something that they're not! They don't
care what you or anyone besides Trump thinks!!! They don't care if they
are five stars or negative 5 stars! They're are signs everywhere that they don't
care about your complaints! I take it that they are for the locals of
that city and that city loves them! They are for their people, outsiders
can come but that's not their target audience!!! If you don't like them don't come back, ANNNNNND guess what?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I WON'T BE!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)
