Don't mind me....
I'm just TRYING to make some FRIED CHICKEN!!!!
I made the fried chicken, FOR MY SISTER, because I thought, what a great welcome home gift...She loves my chicken, buuuuuuuut I mean, WHO DOESN'T??? Weeeeeeeellllll besides my nephew ODIN??? 🙄🙄🙄
Sooooooooo after I made the fried chicken, FOR MY SISTER,I thought to myself, I'm goinig to be a MATURE, RESPONSIBLE, ALMOST 40-YEAR-OLD ADULT, annnnnnnnnnnd I'm going to NOT just leave an EMPTY EGG TRAY in the fridge!!!! I'm going to do THE ADULTISH thing and REFILL THE EGG TRAY!!
I literally DO NOT EVEN KNOW what happened!!! I'm holding the dozen eggs and its like I got a random case of turrets. My arm just randomly shot up and the next thing I know, A DOZEN EGGS IS FLYING THROUGH THE AIR...
Half on the floor and the other 6 ALL OVER THE KITCHEN, its like I was having my own belated Easter egg hunt...I even found one egg a few hours later splattered inside the kitchen Aide mixer!!!! Needless to say, the WHOLE KITCHEN had to be swept and mopped and wiped down....BIG TIME!!!
Soooooooo THE LESSON IS: that's what you get Mary, FOR TRYING TO BE MATURE!!!
Next time, FUGHETTABOUT IT!!!!
Buuuuuuuuuut the Big sis comes home and KNOWS NOTHING EVEN HAPPENED... she just sees a clean kitchen and i'm like all causal like, Oh yeah, I made you some chicken...she SUSPECTS NOTHING...and she'll neverrrrrr know....UNLESS... she read's her BEST SISTER EVERRRRR'S BLOG!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!! I waited til I replaced the eggs to post this...JUST IN CASE!!! ;)
I'm kinda like AMELIA BEDELIA, she drove her employees cRaZy, and they were always ABOUT TO FIRE her... BUUUUUUUUUUUUT then they tasted her cooking, AND THEY JUST CAN'T LET HER GO!!!! I'm THE Same, YOU KNOW IT!!! ;)
Soooooooooo the good news is that I didn't burn the house down ANDNNNNNNNND I ACTUALLY remembered to feed the dog 🐕!!! 😬 😅 😇
I would say things went slightly better than they did in this epic post HERE!!! ;)♥Mary Frances :)