Happy Fluffy Monday!!!

To say HAPPY MONDAY!!!!

Get it guys???? Fluffing in??? AND I"M FLUFFY AND IT'S PINK FLUFFY COTTON CANDY!!! Pink+Fluffy+Sweet=ME!!!  GET IT???? AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

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♥Mary Frances :)

Shout out to ALL THE FLUFFY MOMMAS out there!!! ;)

Seeing through LOVE!!!

Sooooooo the other day I was at Fry's getting out of my car, when I heard a couple talking to each other about a car. They were like, OH look at THAT CAR, that's a beautiful car!!! And in my head I thought, who cares about some fancy shmancy car!!! I LOOOOOVE MY CAR!!! I love my Honda Element! I don't care if it's not the latest, greatest, thing!!!  It's high off the ground, but compact and it has THE COLDEST AC annnnd it's really cute and reliable!!!! Sooooooo what if it has some scrapes and a dent on the bumper!!!! Those things just give it character!!!! It's THE BEST car I've everrrrr owned and I LOOOOOOOOVE my Orange Blossom Orange Crush, scrapes, bumps, DENTS AND ALL!!! 

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Weeeeeeeellll when the couple saw me as they walked by they stopped said, OH we were just talking about your car, it's a BEAUTY!!! I was liiiiiiiiiiiiike... OH THAAAAAAANK YOU!!!! They were like, yeah we love Honda Elements, we used to have one and really miss it!!! I was like, Oh totally agree!!! This is my favorite car i've ever owned!

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And we parted ways smiling! 

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Annnnnnd I thought, that must be what it's like to see through the eyes of love. When you love someone, you don't stay focused on all their flaws and imperfections. Yeah, you know they're there, buuuuuut you LOVE them!!!

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God sees us through the eyes of love So often we compare ourselves to others. We want to be like them! (ok just to be really honest, I don't struggle with this a WHOLE LOT....buuuuuut occasionally...every ONCE IN A BLUE MOON!!!;) If only I was more like this or like so and so! Buuuuuuut God sees us the way I saw my car and was defending it in my head. He hears us or knows what we're thinking inside and he's LIKE, whaaaaaat??? That's MY GIRL and I think she is AWESOME!!! She's just the best thing everrrrrr. That's MY CHILD!!! I took EXTRA time to make him the way he is. 

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God's LIKE, no I'm NOT talking about someone else, THAT'S YOU I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!! You don't need to try and be like someone else!!! Bumps, scratches, imperfections, flaws and all, 

GOD THINKS YOUR AMAZING!!!

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"I will praise thee; for I am fearfully and wonderfully made: Marvellous are thy works; And that my soul knoweth right well."

♥Mary Frances :)

Some Women!!!

SOME WOMEN...

Are soooooooooo BOSSY...

AND SOOOOO TAKE CHARGE

They won't even fill out a form online...

BECAUSE...

They don't want to have to hit

SUBMIT!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Choose wisely my brothas, 

CHOOSE WISELY!!! ;)
"It is better to dwell in the corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman and in a wide house." (Proverbs 25:24)

♥Mary Frances :)

Grandmas these days!!!

One of the boys in the Kid's Club I work at was guessing ages of kids and the other staff members. I told him to guess my age and he just kind of shrugged and was like, Idk probably the same age as my grandma.

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I took a deep breath and reminded myself that kids are KIDS and then I just said, Yeah, I know, I"m getting OLD!!! He's like, I didn't say you were OLD! I was like, yeah, you did! He's like, NO, I said you looked as old as my grandma!!!! I was like, well yes, and grandmas are old ladies, right? 

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He just shrugs and casually says, 

my grandma is 30!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

IN MY GRANDMA ERA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Monday!!!!

Basically ALL we got in in Phoenix is OLD SNOWMEN!!!

 AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Can God do ANYTHING??? #BishopMemories

Bishop Abbott would tell us this in his preaching that people like to challenge the awesomeness of God. 

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Christian's will say God can do ANYTHING!!! 

And there are ALWAYS agnostics that like to challenge this with a question like this...

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If God can really do ANYTHING...

Can God MAKE a rock SOOOO BIG...

that He can NOT move it?!

And at first your like well God can...

BUT then your but WAIT how could HE NOT be able to MOVE it then...

AND still be able to do ANYTHNG?!

Hmmmm...

Bro. Abbott's like, Well I KNOW the answer to that but what do YOU think?!?!

AND we're are ALL sitting there like Ummmm...uh...

Just WAITING for Bro. Abbott to give us some DEEP, theological answer...

Bishop Abbott says...

"Yes! God can make a rock SO big that He can NOT move it!!!

And THEN He can move it! Because He is God and there is NOTHING that God cannot do!!!"

Then he goes on and says,

"You say, 'Well thats a corny answer!'

WELL...THAT was a CORNY question!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I love him so much!!!His explaination are SOOO simple...

BUT they serioulsey ROCK!!!

(Pun INTENDED;)

♥Mary Frances :)

SIngle Saturday!!!

Weeeeeeeeellllll, at least no one can accuse me of RUSHING!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAAA!!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Eavesdropping in the ladies room!!!

I'm literally listening to THE MOST INTERESTING, dramatic conversation in the bathroom 🚽 stall next to me at the gym!!! I was gonna turn on my audio story to my ear buds buuuuuut this is waaaaaay more interesting!!!! Sooooo the just is this chick doesn’t know how her boyfriend can really looooove her when they just barely started dating and he doesn’t even know her favorite color yet!!!! I'm liiiiiiiike can everyone puleeeeeeze STOP flushing the toilet and using the air dryer soooooo i can hear BETTER!!!! 😂 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😇

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i just wanna shoutout girrrrrrlllll go with your instincts… he doesn’t loooooovecyou yet!!! Buuuuuuut then what do i know???? it’s been 19 years since i’ve been in a relationship and i don’t necessarily think knowing MY FAVORITE COLOR EQUALS LOOOOOVE!!!! i mean, you’d have to be blind to NOT KNOW my favorite color is pink!!! 😂 

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Now she’s liiiiike, i mean he hasn’t even seen me mad yet!!! bahahahahaaa!! The gym rules say NO SELFIES IN THE BATHROOM BUUUUUUT THANKFULLY they don’t say anything about eavesdropping!!!!! bahahahahaaa 

♥Mary Frances 

Happy National Spaghetti Day!!!

One of THE BEST DAYS EVERRRRRR!!!!

I loooooooove SPAGHETTI!!!

ALWAYS HAVE!!!

ALWAYS WILL!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

THAT AWKWARD SINGLE MOMENT WHEN…

(This is inspired from yesterday’s post!!! ;)

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When you realize you can ONLY MARRY the second best looking person in the world!!!!

Bahahahaaa!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuut hopefully MORE humble!!! I don’t think i should marry anyone like me!!! 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 

♥Mary Frances :)

Be careful with you ask for!!!

I TOLD SANTA,

All i wanted for Christmas this year was…

The best looking person in the whole world!!!

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I was EXPECTING to meet my dream come true man, buuuuuuuuuuut imagine my absolute SHOCK when i woke up Christmas morning…

IN A BOX!!! 📦 

Ahahahaaaaa!!!

Ahahahaaaaa!!!p

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Soooooo you see, be careful what you ask for, it was very dark and claustrophobic in That box!!!! 📦 bahahahahahahahaaa!!! I literally crack myself!!! If no else laughs it’s ok, CUZ I DID!!! Good one Mar bear, GOOD ONE!!! 🙌

♥Mary Frances :)

That awkward moment when...

Sooooooo I was as on Pinterest and randomly reading gift 🎁 idea 💡 lists and I found a list that I wanted pretty much EVERYTHING ON IT!!! And I was THINKING liiiiiiiike omw this list is probably for young adults, liiiiiike people that just graduated from high school/college age range cuz ya know, I’m younger than most 42-year-olds…

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Buuuuuuuuuut much to my dismay when i looked at the age range for this gift idea list, IT WAS NOT GIFT 🎁 IDEAS FOR YOUNG ADULTS…

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It wasn't even a list of gift ideas for TEENAGERS...

It was gift ideas for…

TWEENS!!!

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OOOOOOOPS!!! 😱 

I was liiiiiiike SERIOUSLY??? My tastes haven’t even made it to TEENS YET??? Let alone young adulthood???🤣😂🤣
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I can just see my future grandchildren talking to their peers, like, no really, hot pink and cute bows are for old people!!! What do you mean your grandma doesn’t have stuffed animals and shopkins??? My grandma loves getting teddy bears 🧸 for Christmas!!! Wait, soooooo YOUR GRANDMA DOESNT LISTEN TO ADVENTURE MS IN ODYSSEY WITH YOU????

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Ahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

♥Mary Frances :)