Classic Mary Moments: Why don't guys want to catch the garter?!?!

Sunday, June 6, 2010

Why don't guys want to catch the garter?!?!

GUY QUESTION OF THE MONTH!
What is it about guys these days, that they like FREAK OUT about catching the garter?!?!

Last year, I went to my friends wedding and ALL of us girls were like FIGHTING to get the bouquet!!!

And of course, MUCH to my DISAPOINTMENT, I didn't catch it... as usual!!! Ugh! I just WANNA CATCH IT LIKE ONE TIME!!!!

Meanwhile, it was the guys turn to catch the garter...so the groom...gathers all the RELUCTANT single guys together and SHOOTS off the garter, flying through the air...I watch from across the way as it flys and lands RIGHT at their feet!!!! AND what do they all do?!?!? NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! NOTHING!!! They just STAND THERE, staring at it like....why would I want to catch it?!?! I'm like come on...what happened to the MANLY fights over that thing?!?!? Sooooo you know what I DID?!?! Oh yes, thats RIGHT!!! I go flying across the way...over to the guys and SNATCH IT UP!!! They didn't even care...they're all laughin and stuff..I'm like you know what...THIS IS THE CLOSEST chance I GOT!!! LOL!

So this SAME thing has happened at ALL the Apostolic weddings I have been to this year. THE guys don't want to catch the garter! AND I thought it was JUST an Apostolic guy thing, but I was at a cRaZy weddin several weeks ago, helpin my bro and his wife for their photgraphy and THE SAME THING HAPPENED...all the guys...reluctantly went to the dance floor...and they ALL just stared at the garter...lettin some little punk boy pick it up??!?! WHAT'S up with that guys?!?! I've been to weddins before where guys were ready to KILL each other for that thing! WHATS HAPPENED TO THAT?!?!

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SOOOOOOO the question of the month is...

Why don't guys wanna catch the garter?

*Not ready for marriage!!!!

*Don't wanna touch that NASTY thing!!!!

*Embarrassed!!!

*Scared about what girl is gonna catch the bouquet!!!

*I would try and catch SOMETHING, if it wern't a garter!!!!
*I don't know what your talkin about...I ALWAYS try!

*I'm to busy eatin cake to care!!!

WHY?

Poll to vote is on the RIGHT side of THE BLOG!!!

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The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!