Thursday, July 28, 2011

Bible WARNING!!!!

WARNING: Bible usage can be habit forming. Regular reading can cause loss of ANXIETY and FEAR; decrease appetite for lying, cheating, stealing, hating, anger and envy. Symptoms include: increased sensation of LOVE, JOY, PEACE, COMPASSION and CONTENTMENT; side effects are FORGIVENESS, GRACE, and LOVE. If symptoms persist, just *PRAISE GOD*