Thursday, January 24, 2013

Why I'm NOT married Reason #94731734111

Soooo this past year at Conqueror's Conference, Bro. Wilkins was preaching during the day services and he was talking about how there is really quite a lot of things that are really humorous in the Bible...annnnnd I was  glad he told us all this cuz right after that he told us a scripture and I thought about it and it just started making me crack up laughing...
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"But many that are first shall be last; and the last shall be first." (Matthew 19:30) I know, I know, your probable wondering WHAAAAAT I found soooooo funnnnny about this scripture!!! But it was cuz then he goes on and I'm paraphrasing, to say that if you want to be first, your gonna end up being LAST!!! Annnnnd instantly in my mind I thought...
SOOOO THATS WHY I'M NOT MARRIED!!!
SEE...As a teenager...I had always wanted to be the FIRST one to get married in my youth group...then It kinda clicked...
Maaaaannnn...I'm soooo DOOOOOMED!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!
♥Mary Frances :)