Tuesday, January 19, 2021

The UNlikely threat!!!

Sooooooooooo Odin has realized that, IF Aunt Mary gets married, she's GONE, if Mommy gets married, she stays!!! (As in, obvious the kid will be staying with his mom weather she's single or married!) Well with this realization, he told me NOT to get married! Mommy can get married, buuuuuuut NOT YOU!!! 
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Weeeeeelllll randomly, I was leaving the house to run errands the other day and before walking out the house, I went by O's room and he was busy playing and building stuff with his magnetic blocks, I asked for a hug goodbye, buuuuuut he was BUSY, he didn't have time to say bye to me...
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Soooooooo as I walked towards the front door, I YELLED OUT, fiiiiiiiiine then Odin, I'll just LEAVE, I'll GO GET MARRIED!!! He was like, NO! Aunt Mary! You better NOT get married!!! I will be sooooo mad if you do!!!
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I was liiiiiike, okaaaaaaaaayyy fiiiiiiiine, come give me a hug goodbye and I'll just run some errands instead...
just to be be nice ya know!?!?!;))) 
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Well this WHOLE threat of getting married as a threat has been greatly amusing me!!! IF ONLY the kid knew JUST HOW much he does NOT need to be worrying about it!!! Sooooooooooo the last time I threatened him with, FINE THEN, I'll just GO GET MARRIED!!! He was like, Nooooo! Aunt Mary, you can't get married, your too young, YOUR ONLY 37!! Wait till your older!!! Please Auntie MarMar, just wait till your 72!!!
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I'm liiiiiiike Heeeeey, If could have kids at 72, I would TOTALLY BE FINE with waiting til 72...I mean hey God can make up for lost time...if he wants do it, HE CAN!!! That'd be kinda cool...I would just straight up tell me kids to call me GrandMom! Like a 2 for 1 deal!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!