Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Soooooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! I seriously have SUCH an AMAZING imagination!!!

Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!! (God-inpired-pickup line!)

So my brother, Abie Baby was preaching at church one evening, and in his message he was talking about Job, as he was preaching and he was talking about how his one friend just stared at him 7 days before he even said anything to him, annnnnnnnnd as he was telling this story, I was suddenly struck by an inspiration FROM GOD, yes, I said, from God!!! ;)

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After church, I went running over to my brother, I was like, GOD inspired me with THE MOST AMAZING PICK UP LINE EVERRRRR during your preaching tonight, it goes like this...

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You may NOT be Job, 

buuuuuuuuuut

 I could stare at you

 for AT LEAST 7 days!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY!!!😜🙌

My brother was like, REALLY??? That's what you got from my preaching???? (But he was laughing...it must be amazing to have a big sis like me!!! Jus sayin;) I was like HEY, at least you didn't read the scripture about Moses rod sprouting almonds, remember that HERE??? LOL 

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Hey you all have to admit tho, that's a pretty AWESOME PICK UP LINE!!! HERE is another amazing one I wrote!!!! If anyone uses it, PULEEEEEEZE let me know!!! Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com I guarantee you all this pick up line is a winner! If THE RIGHT guy said that pick-up line to me, liiiiiiiike HEEEEEY SISTER, I just may be liiiiiike,  HEEEEEEY BROTHER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. Isn't it crazy funny how when one person says something it would seem like THE MOST AMAZING AND ROMANTIC COMMENT EVERRRR annnnnnd yet someone else could literally say THE SAME EXACT THING to you and your just like, OK THAT WAS JUST CREEEEEEPY!!!! cRaZy right???

Single Saturday!!!

HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I found this meme I made from years ago... 

Is it technically considered a lie, if when asked by random strangers at gas stations or Starbucks or the grocery store, "Are you married?" If I respond back with, "Yes, I am Mary!"

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What do you think??? Truth, lie OR creative truth??? Hee, hee!!!! ;)

Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Day After Christmas!!!

Good one Mar, GOOD ONE!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

That awkward moment when... 

you realize you CAN only marry THE SECOND BEST-LOOKING PERSON IN THE WORLD!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

What would you think???

Years ago, I had a guy friend that was explaining a conflicting situation he was in with another young lady. He said, she wanted him to meet her at a coffee shop to just discuss something as friends. He didn't feel like this was a good idea because it may give people the wrong impression of them being in a relationship. Apparently the girl was insistent, etc...Now he was asking for MY ADIVCE!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!

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To explain himself he said, MARY, If you saw me sitting in a quaint little café, talking with a beautiful, single, godly young lady, what would you think? 

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Without hesitation, I said, To be perfectly honest with you...

 it would be RATHER hard... 

to look at myself...

IF I WAS SITTING THERE!!!

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Yes, that was really, my whole thoughts on the ENTIRE MATTER!!! 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

OMW! I seriousley crack myself up!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Why i'm...

So the other day, one of my friends and I were joking back and forth about how these days, IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG in our lives...its...

COVID!!!

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Change shortage...COVID!!

Weight gain...COVID!!!

Job loss...COVID!!!

High gas prices...COVID!!!

Bad food...COVID!!!

Its hot in AZ...COVID!!!

My AC don't work...COVID!!!

Alternator on my car went out...COVID!!!

No free samples...COVID!!!

Boba shortage...COVID!!! - YES the boba shortage is real folks---found that out when the cray-cray in front of me FREAKED because they would only give her ONE SCOOP of boba instead of FOUR...ewww

SINGLE....yeeeeeeepPPP....

THAT's WHY i'm SINGLE...

Love in quarrantine until further notification!!! ;)

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My LOVE LIFE HAS BEEN IN QUARRANTINE SINCE BEFORE COVID EVEN EXISTED!!! I guess it was just taking precautions!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

The UNlikely threat!!!

Sooooooooooo Odin has realized that, IF Aunt Mary gets married, she's GONE, if Mommy gets married, she stays!!! (As in, obvious the kid will be staying with his mom weather she's single or married!) Well with this realization, he told me NOT to get married! Mommy can get married, buuuuuuut NOT YOU!!! 

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Weeeeeelllll randomly, I was leaving the house to run errands the other day and before walking out the house, I went by O's room and he was busy playing and building stuff with his magnetic blocks, I asked for a hug goodbye, buuuuuut he was BUSY, he didn't have time to say bye to me...

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Soooooooo as I walked towards the front door, I YELLED OUT, fiiiiiiiiine then Odin, I'll just LEAVE, I'll GO GET MARRIED!!! He was like, NO! Aunt Mary! You better NOT get married!!! I will be sooooo mad if you do!!!

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I was liiiiiike, okaaaaaaaaayyy fiiiiiiiine, come give me a hug goodbye and I'll just run some errands instead...

just to be be nice ya know!?!?!;))) 

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Well this WHOLE threat of getting married as a threat has been greatly amusing me!!! IF ONLY the kid knew JUST HOW much he does NOT need to be worrying about it!!! Sooooooooooo the last time I threatened him with, FINE THEN, I'll just GO GET MARRIED!!! He was like, Nooooo! Aunt Mary, you can't get married, your too young, YOUR ONLY 37!! Wait till your older!!! Please Auntie MarMar, just wait till your 72!!!

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I'm liiiiiiike Heeeeey, If could have kids at 72, I would TOTALLY BE FINE with waiting til 72...I mean hey God can make up for lost time...if he wants do it, HE CAN!!! That'd be kinda cool...I would just straight up tell me kids to call me GrandMom! Like a 2 for 1 deal!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!!

I know a magic trick!!!

 Sooooooo you guys I want to share with you all my magic trick!!!! It's something I am sooooo gooood at!!! I'm NOT sure if it's a talent OR what buuuuuuuut my magic trick is this...

I CAN MAKE MONEY DISAPPEAR!!!

Faster than anyone I know too!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

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Buuuuuuuuuuuut when I get married, it'll become a two-part magic ACT!!!!

Act 1: I make the money disappear

Act 2: HE MAKES THE MONEY REAPPEAR!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Literally over here laughing my head off!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I have NOOOOOOO IDEA WHY I'm still single!!!!😇😉

If you're happy and you know it...(Singles Edition;)

THAAAAAAAAANK YOU!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Remember, there are worse things than being single: 

1. Being married and miserable 

2. Being Single and miserable!!! 

Whatever state you are in, be happy in Jesus, because the JOY OF THE LORD IS OUR STRENGTH!!!! 

"Rejoice in the Lord always: and again I say, Rejoice."

 (Philippians 4:4)

Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This one's from my heart truly...and ain't that jest the cutest dog everrrrr??? Have a great weekend my friends!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

SIngle Saturday #5

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

This IS SOOOOO ME!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Seriously, I have a KING size and I sleep across THE WHOLE BED!!!

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Send me all your "They're soooo single they________________"

Ex: They're soooooo single they only kind of cheese Walmart would let them by is Kraft SINGLE slices!" (Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com)

♥Mary Frances :)