All the toilets from the local North Phoenix police station have been stolen!!!

OMW!!! Like WHY would ANYONE want to steal a toilet?!?!
I DON'T KNOW!!!
The case is STILL being investigated!!!
HOWEVER, at this point in time...
Police say they have NOTHING to go on!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! OMW!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Get it?!?!?! I am like TOTALLY cracking up over here!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man I can't even breath!!! RFLOL!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!