Happy Brain-boosting Wednesday!!!

Here's your middle-of-the-week brain booster!!!

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"Did you know???..."

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What OMG really stands for???

Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll since it's horrid to use The Lord's name in vain, TSK, tsk, tsk to any of you girls that are saying it...BE ASHAMED of yo'self, buuuuuuuuuut I decided to RENAME what OMG should stand for...

It hit me the other day, OMG should really stand for...

 Oh Mary Ginty!!!

Seriously, that's like GOTTA be what it stands for...You don't know how many times I've done something totally Maryish and people are just like, OH MARYYYY!!! Soooooooo there you have it, OMG stands for OH MARY GINTY!!! Hee, hee!!! 

"...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllll NOW YOU DO, annnnnnnnnd don't you FORGET IT!!!" (AIO BTV quote;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Congratulations 🎉

Congratulations Jonathon and Trecia!!!💒 

♥Mary Frances :)

Prayer Copier!!!

Sooooooooo I was remembering this moment with Odin from a few years back it completely cracked me up ALL OVER AGAIN!!! So we're have prayer time and we’re literally 10-seconds in to praying when Odin looks at me like I had just stolen the 10 commandments from Moses on mount Sinai and says, 

“ARE YOU COPYING ME???”

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I’m like, NO, I’m praying!!!

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He says, Weeeeeeeelllll, I said, I love you God! And THEN YOU said I love you God too!!! So, YOU DID COPY ME!!!

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I was liiiiiike, yeah I said I love you God too, NOT BECAUSE I WAS COPYING YOU, buuuuuuuuut because, 

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I LOVE GOD!!! 

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There was a REALLY LOOOOONG PAUSE, then, 

                             ooooooooh ok, I guess that’s ok then!!! 

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I was liiiiiike, WOWWWWWWW!!!🤣🤣🤣

I have to say, Odin has a way of making EVERYTHING extra interesting!!!! Buuuuuuut sure do love this kid!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Confidence is not walking into a room with your nose in the air and thinking you’re better than everyone else…

It is:

 "Walking into a room and…

NOT having to compare 

yourself to anyone in the first place!!!"

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It’s just embracing the person God made you to be and being the very best of that person you can possibly be!!!

♥Mary Frances

Even in my sleep!!!

Sooooooooo the other day I'm having this dream, that my sister and I are at Dillard's, shopping at one of their big sales. Well my sister goes to pay for her $2 item and the cashier says to my sister, "that'll be $6!" And my sister says, well it's marked $2  and the lady says, well yeeeesss, buuuuut we're adding on an automatic $3 fee for the big sale today.

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Soooooooooo my sister is like, well that makes NO SENSE Forget it I dont want it! And the lady says, it's too late, you can't leave the store without paying the $3 fee, plus the other two for the product EVEN if you don't want it now because someone else COULD'VE already bought it by now. 

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Soooooooooo they're arguing back and forth, the cashier is suggesting she just pay the $6 DOLLARS, the place is packed out with crazy shoppers, (Btw: I wasn't buying anything, sooooo it REALLY WAS a dream!!!;) Sooooooooooo just as security was about to be called on my sister, I wake up...

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Annnnnnnnnnd the first thing I think is WAIT, $2 plus $3 isn't $6, IT'S FIIIIIIIIIIVVVVEEE DOLLARS!!!!Then I was liiiiiiiike OMW....

EVEN IN MY DREAMS...

Sorry, I havn't accomplished sleeping selfies-YET! Still working on that!!! ;)

I'M BAD AT MATH!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

WHY God cannot be understood!!!

I was talking to one of my friends one time, and we were discussing how sometimes we just can't understand God. We don't get WHY He does things a certain way or WHY He allows certain things to happen. We just have to trust Him and know that He is looking out for us...And I started off in the discussion pretty theological "...the foolishness of God is wiser than men..." (1 Corinthians 1:25) 

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I'm like you know, we just don't understand the way God works...Sometimes He’s JUST HARD TO FIGURE OUT!!! Then without thinking about it, it just came to me, I'm like, buuuuuuuuuut THEN AGAIN that makes PERFECT SENSE...

AFTER ALL...

HE'S MALE!!!
*ba-dum-cha 🥁

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

Then I seriously just cracked myself up!!! For like five minutes straight!!! I laughed and laughed and laughed about that!!! I even patted myself on the back! Good one Mary! GOOD ONE!!! 

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Heeeeeey men just take it as a compliment if we females can't figure you guys out...its a GODLY TRAIT!!! Annnnnnnd if we CAN figure you out...that probably means your TOO MUCH LIKE US!!! As Bishop Abbott would say, "Go gargle some gravel!!!" AHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
I know that God is a spirit, buuuuut Jesus, who IS GOD manifested in the flesh, , is a man! Furthermore, every time God is referred to in the Bible, it is ALWAYS in a male connotation...NEVER FEMALE!!!

Mary’s Random History lesson of 2026!!!

1. Sit back my lil children, MARY, is about to teach:

THE HISTORY OF MAYONAISE!!!

 

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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise (Now more commonly known a Best Foods) was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost. The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is, of course, known as...

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Sinko de Mayo

AKA: CINCO DE MAYO!!!

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm like, literally soooooo FUNNY!!! If NO ONE else laughs, it's ok, BECAUSE I DID!!! Cracks me up EVERY YEAR!!! Hope Everyone has a good Cinco de Mayo!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

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P.S. BEST TEACHER EVERRRR-we also now know WHY I'm not a teacher...apparently, Adventure's In Odyssey's Imagination Station, isn't considered a "proper" way to be edu-a-MA-kay-a-tid!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

♥Mary Frances :) 

P.P.S Has anyone else realized that this year Cinco De Mayo has landed on a TUESDAYY??? You knoooooow TACO 🌮 TUESDAY??? Could someone eat a taco for me??? i accidentally ate pizza 🍕 and now i’m at work!!! When will Cinco De Mayo be on a TACO 🌮 TUESDAY AGAIN??? PLEASE GO EAT A TACO FOR ME!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)