Wednesday, November 14, 2018

I want CORN!!!

Corn Cob - Food Objects
Sooooooooo the other morning Little O was begging me for corn for breakfast! Corn Aunt Mary, I want to eat CORN!!! I was like, REALLY? You want corn?! WOW!!! I mean the kid NEVERRRR begs for his veggies!!! Actually, I think THE ONLY veggie the kid eats is FRIES annnnnnnd sometimes you can sneak some stuff onto his pizza, soooooooooo really CORN???

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I was excited that my nephew was asking for CORN!!! I mean, it may NOT be the healthiest veggie around, buuuuuuuuuuut still, it was a VEGETABLE!!! (WOOOHOOO) Soooooooooooo I search the pantry but to my dismay, there is NO corn! I'm like, SORRY O, buuuuuut we don't have any corn!!!!
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Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllll that just freaked him out when I said NO CORN!!! He was like YES AUNT MARY!!! CORN! CORN! CORN!!! I'm like, Odin, I just looked, we do NOT have any corn!!! CORN! AUNT MARY, PLEASE! CORN! I'm like, Ok Odin, GET ME THE CORN AND I"LL GIVE IT TO YOU!!! 
See, CORN AUNT MARY, CORN!!! 
It was the INDUSTRIAL size thing of uniCORN pop tarts my sister had bought for the Sunday School Kids!!!
Yes, REALLY MY FRIENDS,
 this is O's version of CORN!!! 
(Aren't they so cuuuuuute?!)
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd 
so the kid had HIS CORN!!! 
Btw: DID YOU KNOW THAT ONE POP TART IS 200 calories??? A serving is ONE, buuuuuut you all know you gonna eat 2, cuz that's what comes in the package...which is just wrong that they put 2 in a package buuuuuut a serving is ONE...liiiiiiiiike seriously??? Anywho, one package of pop tarts is 400 calories!!! SOOOOOO RIDICULOUS!!! Buuuuuuuuut maaaaaaaan I want a pop tart right now!!!( thankfully, we don't got any!!!!)

♥Mary Frances :)