Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Soooooooooooooooooooo TRUE!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Single Saturday!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!! I seriously have SUCH an AMAZING imagination!!!

Mary Frances :)

QT MIRACLE!!!!

The other day when I was going around to see what kids were coming on the van for Church ⛪️ on Sunday and I walked over to the QT gas ⛽️ station to use the bathroom 🚽 and when i walked into the bathroom there was an absolute MIRACLE…

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I MEAN ABSOLUTE MIRACLE…

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It ACTUALLY SMELLED CLEAN IN THERE!!! 😱 

Yep, that’s right, i believe i actually smelled soap 🧼 and other cleaning 🧽 products in there!!!! AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS A MIRACLE!!!! Right up there with the faith chapter!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Hmmm...

I was reading this Proverb, " He that hath knowledge spareth his words..." Annnnnnnd I thought, Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll...

 Guess we all know from that scripture WHO...

NEVERRRRR got her college degree!!! Hee, hee!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Urgent ‼️ Prayer Request!!! 🚨

Soooooooooooooo my aunt in NYC kept saying that she thinks Lucas looks like me! And of course I LOOOOOOOOVED her comment, buuuuuuuuuuut I HONESTLY DID NOT SEE IT!!! 

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Then she said it again and I was telling my sister, I mean I REALLY WANT him to look like me, buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut I don't think he does!!!

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Then she was like, I didnt think so either, buuuuuuuuut then I was remembering your baby pictures, and he DOES LOOK LIKE YOU when you were a baby go look!!!

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Sooooo I went and looked at this picture I have of me and my mommy poo from when I was born....

BABY MARY....

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ANNNNNNNNNNNNNND THEN I LOOKED AT Baby Lucas....

DO YOU SEE IT???

We're like BABY TWINS, 41 years apart!!!

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Sooooooooooo what is my prayer request you ask????

That he doesn't grow up to look like me????

NOOOOOOO WAY!!!!

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You guys I just really, really, really,  REALLY want  to pray that my little baby Lucas is....

NOT CONCIETED!!!

IMAGINE MY FACE, PLUS ASIAN EYES!!!

 Literally gonna be THE BEST LOOKIN KID EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! I just hope he is as humble as me!!! BAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAAAAA!!!

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Pray people, PRAY!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Ugliest Christmas Sweater!!! LOL

Okaaaaaaaay so i'm like a HUGE fan of Ugly Christmas Sweaters...theyre just SO FUNNNNN!!! And I love being festive!!! Sooooooooooo I have to that this was pretty much the funniest-non-award-winning ugliest Christmas sweater everrrrr!!!

Juuuuuust SOOOOOOO HILARIOUSLY WRONG!!! AHAHAHA!!!! I don't think they should have kicked him out, I mean come on, have a sense of HUMOR!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Would you rather??? COMPLIMENT EDITION!!!

Would you rather be complimented on...

 YOUR LOOKS OR 

YOUR COOKING???

Oooooooo that's a REALLY TOUGH ONE!!! I mean, EVERY GIRL WANTS TO BE TOLD SHE IS BEAUTIFUL RIGHT?????? Buuuuuuuuuut After thinking really long and hard about this I THIIIIIIIIIINK I have to say MY COOKING!!!

WHY???

Because my looks are really NOT an accomplishment of mine and I really don't have a WHOLE LOT to do with them, BUUUUUUUUUUT cooking is something that I have worked hard on and when I cook I put my heart into it so if you compliment my cooking your complimenting an achievement of mine where as my looks are just whatever they are and I had NOTHING to do with it!!! 

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And liiiiiiiiiiiike you guys have NO IDEA how sad I am inside when my food doesn't get eaten!!! Liiiiiiiike it's like stomping a little on my heart!!! It's pretty much the same equivalent to a guy I like, choosing another girl over me!!! When people eat SOMEONE ELSE'S DESSERT OVER MINE, I might not show it, buuuuuuuuuuut INSIDE MY HEART IS SOOOOOOOOO DISAPOINTED!!!! And I ALWAYS NOTICE WHO IS EATING MY DESSERT...ALWAAAAAAAAAAYZ!!!! ;)

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Plus, if I want to know if I look good, I can always just take a selfie OR look in the mirror!!!! Soooooooooooo yeah, between the two, I want to be complimented on my cooking MORE than MY LOOKS!!!

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ACTUALLY, 

I'm JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST KIDDDDDDING!!! I can taste my own cooking to know it's DELICIOUS TOO...

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TELL ME I'M BEAUTIFUL...

 ANNNNNNNNNNNND...

THE BEST COOK EVERRRRRRR!!!!

IS IT SERIOUSLEY TOO MUCH TO ASK TO BE COMPLIMENTED ON BOTH???

♥Mary Frances :)

We were sooooooo POOR...

Growing up, 

We were soooooooooo POOR

When I asked my mom for a BABY ALIVE...

I REALLY GOT..

A BABY ALIVE!!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!

Two of them ACTUALLY!!! Hee, hee!!!

I suppose in the end, my Baby Alive's have turned out more handy then that doll ever woulda...cuz who’s gonna work on my car or pick me up when I forget to get gas ⛽️???? Haha!!! THANK GOD WE WERE POOR...That doll woulda been LONG GONE BY NOW...it's kinda hard to lose these guys!!! Hee, hee!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. Send me your *We were soooo poor we_____________ Maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

Why little???

Soooooooo i've noticed something recently, 

WHENEVERRRR anyone says something about the mother of Jesus, 

THEY ALWAYS SAY...

There was a LITTLE virgin girl named Mary...blah, blah, blah etc...and they go on to make their point...now your probably wondering what my issue is??? Thank you for asking, I am HAPPY TO TELL YOU!!!! 

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WHERE IN THE BIBLE DOES IT SAY THAT SHE WAS LITTLE??? Why does she ALWAYS have to be referred to as little??? Was she little??? I don't know because THE BIBLE DOES NOT EVERRRR refer to her size!!!! 

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It is ASSUMED that she was little...buuuuuuuuut lets read the Biblical description of Mary...

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"Now in the sixth month the angel Gabriel was sent by God to a city of Galilee named Nazareth, to a virgin betrothed to a man whose name was Joseph, of the house of David. The virgin’s name was Mary. And having come in, the angel said to her, “Rejoice, highly favored one, the Lord is with you; blessed are you among women!” (Luke 1:26-28)

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The Biblical description of Mary is that she was: 

1. A virgin 

2. Highly favored 

3. Blessed among women

4. Her name was Mary

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Now in my personal opinion, she probably, most like WAS LITTLE!!! I mean there's like a 99.9% chance she WAS LITTLE!!! BAHAHAAA!! Buuuuuuuuuuuuut, THE BIBLE DOES NOT SAY THAT!!!

 Maybe, JUST MAYBE...

She was a BLESSED, 

HIGHLY FAVORED, 

NO SO LITTLE

VIRGIN GIRL NAMED MARY!!!

You neverrrrrr know, 

SHE COULD'VE BEEN FLUFFY!!!

JUS SAYIN!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Best 💔 broken engagement award 🥇

 So a few years ago, newer in church couple were remodeling our front bathroom, him and his wife were breaking for lunch and we were all listening to Odyssey's together! (I told them that's how you know your officially PENTECOSTALIZED, when you start listening to AIO! I mean, you become PENTECOSTAL when you obey THE WORD OF GOD as in, ACTS 2:38, buuuuuuuut your Pentecostalized when you start listening to AIO!!! Officially in the culture now, HEE, hee!!!)

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Anywayz, we're listening to the latest, Album 67, part 2 of Nightmare's by Constance, and they're all feeling sorry for this chick cuz her fiancé got arrested the morning of their wedding! Jason, Connie and Jillian are all talking and Jason says, she was supposed to be waking up to the best day of her life and it's turned out to be the worst! 

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So Connie says, well my wedding got cancelled the day before the wedding!!! Jason says, WEEEEEELLL mine got cancelled the day of!!! Soooooo Martin and Lucero bust up laughing!

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 I'm like HEEEEEEEEYYY, you think that's bad, 

MINE GOT CALCELLED 

BEFORE HE ACTUALLY PROPOSED!!! 

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#ThatAwkwardMomentTheyTellYouToBuyYourWeddingDressButForgetToPropose

#OrAskPermission
          #TrueStoryPeeps

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

They're like, OKAAAAAAAAYYYY

 YOU WIN Mary!!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut hey, 

at least I WON!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy,

WHERE'S MY TROPHY???

Hee, hee!!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

CMM if Mary were a man!!!

So I'm at Starbucks with my laptop today writing and THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRR happened!!! I got up to use the restroom and there was a man walking in front of me to the restroom as well, men and woman restrooms were located right by each other...

and the man walks into the men's and then waits and holds the door for me, my hand is on the woman's about to open it, but he's just stand there all gentlemanly like waiting for me...

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I mean GENERALLY SPEAKING, I really appreciate it when a man holds the door open for me, it's very kind and considerate of them, I always smile and say thank you, BUUUUUUUT...this is THE DOOR TO THE MEN'S ROOM HE IS HOLDING FOR ME...i dont wanna be rude buuuuuuuuut... lol...i just kinda pause and smile at him and continue to open the ladies room...in that moment he realized what he was doing, his face turned red and we both busted up laughing!!! It was HILARIOUS!!! *Chivalry-sigh!!! 

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Buuuuuuuuuuut  I think he was REALLY embarrassed cuz he was sitting behind me and he had just gotten there but when i got back he was packing his stuff up and leaving!!! The funniest part was that it TOTALLY reminded me of something i would do!!! 

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Now you all know what this blog would be like, IF I WERE A MAN!!! 😂😇

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The difference between him and I tho, 

is that wouldn't have left!!! Bahahahaha

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I mean really, IF I LEFT THE SCENE every time I did something embarrassing, there'd be NO SCENES left in my life!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Mary Frances 😊🙃

You ANSWERED!!!

Soooooooo the other day my friend Hanna calls me, I answer the phone and I'm like, HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! YOU ANSWERED!!! It's silent for a moment then,

Mary, I CALLED YOU!!!

I'm like, Oooooh yeah, I mean, I ANSWERED!!!

Like, HEEEEEEY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She's like, WOOOOOOOW!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

THE CASE OF THE MISSING KATE SPADE SHADES!!!

Sooooooooooo my sister had gotten me these ADORABLE glittery, Kate Spade sunglasses for Christmas one year!!! I gave her only like A MILLION AND ONE hints that they were what I really wanted! I was pretty sure she was going to get them for me, buuuuuuuuut I wasn't sure if she had gotten them, I searched her room and closet for them and could NOT find them...it was kind of a mixed feeling, cuz I WANT TO BE SURPRISED with my gifts, buuuuuuuuuuuut I also want to know, buuuuut I want to be surprised too!!!                         

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 Anywayz, much to my dismay, I did NOT find them, soooooo I was SURPRISED on Christmas morning!!! YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! I looooove being surprised, buuuuuuuut I'm pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to be surprised, because I'm ALWAYS WATCHING and paying attention even when it seems like i'm NOT, I really am!!!! I notice EVERYTHING!!! 

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Anywayz, I ADORED MY GLASSES!!! 

They’re on my Christmas Present 🎁 Favorites list along with yellow beach cruiser bike and OF COURSE my favorite of all time, MY BLACK BABY DOLL… oh wait that was my 5th BIRTHDAY 🥳 , NOT Christmas!!!

I've worked really hard with taking care of them and NOT losing or misplacing them!!! Every time I take them off, I carefully put them in their case!!! Weeeeeeeelllll one day I was out shopping and I forgot to put them in the case before I got out of the car. Instead, I put them on top of my head and walked into Ross! I was on a hunt for a BLACK FUR VEST!!! 

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Well after trying on several things, and NOT finding what I was looking for. I headed back out to my car. I got in, put the keys in the ignition, started the car, started blasting my Jesus music(The Abbott's CD, you guys NEED to get it!) As I'm bumping to my music about to back out, I reach on my head for my adorable-glitter-pink-gold sunglasses and gasp, they're NOT THERE!!! 

WHERE ARE THEY!?

I reach into my pocket, 

NOT THERE!!!

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I check the seat next to me, 

NOT THERE!!! 

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I check the floor of the car,

 NOT THERE!!!

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I'm more than disappointed with them being missing, disappointed is when a kinda cute guy flirts with you one time, then ignores you THE NEXT TIME he sees you, that's disappointed!!! Buuuuuuuuuuut, life goes on!  “Ain't nobody got time to dwell on it...there's always more cute guys, buuuuuuuuuuuuut THIS, this is MY ADORABLE-GLITTERY-GOLD-PINK-KATE-SPADE-SHADES!!! They can NOT be replaced!!! (Okaaaaaaaaaay they can, put who wants to spend $90 on sunglasses???;) soooooo anyways, I am truly beyond disappointed….

I'm devastated!!!

ABSOLUTELY HEART BROKEN!!!

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I'm about to get out and search the store, as I'm on my way out, I glance in the rearview mirror annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd WHAT DO YOU KNOW????

THEY'RE ON MY FACE!!! 

Yes, true story peeps, I couldn't find my sunglasses because, I WAS WEARING THEM!!! 

MORAL OF THE STORY: Next time your missing your sunglasses,

 CHECK YO FACE!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

What would you think???

Years ago, I had a guy friend that was explaining a conflicting situation he was in with another young lady. He said, she wanted him to meet her at a coffee shop to just discuss something as friends. He didn't feel like this was a good idea because it may give people the wrong impression of them being in a relationship. Apparently the girl was insistent, etc...Now he was asking for MY ADIVCE!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!

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To explain himself he said, MARY, If you saw me sitting in a quaint little café, talking with a beautiful, single, godly young lady, what would you think? 

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Without hesitation, I said, To be perfectly honest with you...

 it would be RATHER hard... 

to look at myself...

IF I WAS SITTING THERE!!!

AHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

Yes, that was really, my whole thoughts on the ENTIRE MATTER!!! 

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

OMW! I seriousley crack myself up!!! 

♥Mary Frances :)

Would you rather??? Single Ladies Edition (Part 1)

WOULD YOU RATHER???

SINGLE ladies' EDITION

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Hey, hey ladies!!! Welcome to WOULD YOU RATHER??? Singles edition… woot, woot!!!! oKAAAAAAAAY so I randomly came up with this idea to play this game with all the single ladies in my phone and I promised everyone I would give my own answers here on the blog! We've been having a blast and I said I'd come up with some more questions next week! 

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 I will also give the ratio of what females are saying they want in these categories for all you single guys that read Classic Mary Moments buuuuuuuut don't want anyone to know!!! ;) 

LET'S GO!!!

1. Would you rather marry a guy that is really funny and can make you laugh 😂 really hard and lift your spirits when you’re having a really hard day? (And can bring a smile to your face even when it’s not a bad day!) OR a MAN that can cook really good and you will neverrrrr ever, ever have to step foot in the kitchen? (Not even to wash dishes!)

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Mary's Answer: Okaaaaaaaay sooooo THE TRUTH is that neither of these qualities are very important to me in a spouse, BECAUSE, I am BOTH!!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Buuuuuuut to be fair, i will answer the question!!! I think I would prefer a man that can cook because I have brothers that can cook and it's actually a really fun thing to do together!!! So while I DO PLAN on being in charge of my our kitchen, as long as I can still be the main cook, I would prefer a man that can cook over a man that can make me laugh!!!

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A man that is funny, while enjoyable, is completely unimportant at all to me!!! I don't need anyone to make me laugh, I MAKE MYSELF LAUGH ALL THE TIME!!! One of my friends said to me, but Mary, I get tired of always trying to make people laugh, don't you get tired of always trying to make people laugh? I said honestly, NOOOOO!!! and to BE REALLY HONEST, I don't even TRY to make people laugh, it's completely effortless!!! I just talk and people LAUGH!!! And bringing a smile to someone else's face brings me so much joy and happiness!!! Even when i'm feeling down, bringing someone else joy will pull me out of the gutter and lift my own spirits.

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LADIES RATIO: okaaaaaaaaaaaay hands down, FUNNY MAN won for this question!!! MOST FEMALES want a funny man!!! Thankfully for all you non-funny men out there, I'm NOT most females...soooooooo you have hope...VERY LIMITED HOPE....buuuuuuuuuut STILL HOPE!!! BAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

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2. Would you rather marry a guy that gave you a limitless clothing shopping 🛍 budget, Louie Vuitton, Burberry, Coach, Kate Spade ♠️, the price and amount you could spend was limitless, buuuuuuut everything had to be his taste, his preference, he had to approve of the style, colors, brightness and the way it looked on you, etc… OR a man that would let you wear WHATEVER you pleased, (as long as it was neat, modest, feminine, Godly, appropriate for the occasion, thought out, not all frumpy and ghetto) buuuuuuut any color, style, pattern, material, design you wanted, buuuuuuut within a very limited shopping 🛍 budget he gave! (Think at least 50-75% less than what you spend RIGHT NOW! I want you to realize that there is a sacrifice in BOTH of these!)

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MARY'S ANSWER: Without a doubt I would pick the VERY LIMITED BUDGET buuuuuuuuut whatever I want to wear. The way I dress is an extension of my personality, my Maryness, my heart, I would HATE it if my husband made me stop wearing bright colors and fun clothes and made me wear neutrals and grays or GOD FORBID a lot of black...that's just NOT ME!!! I don't really think any guy would even fall in love with me though without already excepting me the way I am!!! And to balance it out, IF MY HUSBAND wants to wear boring clothes, I too will NOT make him wear bright colors or change that about him!!!!(Of course, NO sloppiness, his style too, has to be neat, clean, manly, modest and Godly!) 

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT...

I will let HIM BE HIM...

 as long as he LET'S ME BE ME!!! 

What's not to love about a COOL LLAMA??? ;)

LADIES RATIO: this one was evenly split 50/50 

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3. Would you rather marry a man that is an amazing conversationalist and loves having deep talks with you about anything and everything. And it’s interesting conversation, not just useless ramblings about nothing, you have a truly good time talking together about EVERYTHING!!! You never run out of things to say to each other and you can pour your heart out to him any time and he knows just what to say,you will be able to talk through anything and communication will never be an issue in your marriage!!!

 Buuuuuuut he isn’t the smartest person in the world, I mean he’s not like dumb, he’s just not the brightest bulb in the pack! he will never help you with homework or help you figure out gadgets and computer stuff! Or how to add fractions when you're doubling the baking recipe. 

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OR a man that is extremely smart!!! Liiiiiiiike soooooo smart, like a total typical nerd, like he knows math and spelling and computers and electrictronics and facts and all that jazz, and if you need help with anything he has the answer or can figure it out if you ask him, he will tutor you, cuz smart guys are liiiiiiike smart and they like knoooooow stuff… BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT... 

not a very good conversationalist!!! He’s more quiet and reserved, only says something when it’s necessary or asked and you have to keep the conversation going a lot, when you pour your heart out to him there's a lot of just head nodding and I'm sorry to hear that's and he only gives you his deepest thoughts when you literally drag them out of him.

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*side note: both guys have steady jobs, provide for their family and can afford at least one family vacation, one church ⛪️ conference a year and a anniversary getaway at least every other year!!! 

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MARY'S ANSWER: SMART, QUIET, NERD ALLLLLLL THE WAY!!! I mean, when someone is quiet, literally I think CHALLENGE EXCEPTED!!! I can get anyone to talk to me!!! I have NO PROBLEM AT ALL with quiet people and usually end up getting along with them best in friendships! And in relationships, obviously, NO RELATIONSHIP has ever worked out, buuuuuuuuuuut, the quiet guys get on my nerves the least! I mean I have fun hanging out with talkative guys at conferences or events buuuuuuut There's something that gets annoying talking to a guy on the phone that keeps going on and on and on!!! Liiiiiiiiiiike puleeeeeeze, don't you know i've got stuff to say??? Annnnnnnnnnd let's be real, i'm like the scarecrow in the wizard of oz, I COULD USE SOME BRAINS!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I have ENOUGH HEART AND PERSONALITY FOR THE BOTH OF US!!!

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FUN MARY FACT: I ACTUALLY GOT A CRUSH ON A QUIET GUY FRIEND when I told him I was dropping out of college because I couldn't pass math and he offered to tutor me!!! It was literally the moment I saw him in a whole new light...I ALMOST WENT BACK TO COLLEGE, just to be tutored by him...ALMOST!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! I'm SURE everyone at my church can guess WHO this crush was!!! LOLOLOLOL

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LADIES RATIO: MORE females said a good conversationalist buuuuuuuuut there was still a pretty good amount that said a smart man!!! I can't really give you exact ratios cuz I'm REALLY BAD AT MATH!!! BAHAHAHA!!! Conversationalist was for sure MORE though!!!!

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WASN'T THIS FUUUUUUUNNNN??? We were all have soooooooooo much fun with this last night!!!! One friend said I should make an app for this!!!! I was liiiiiiike that is such a GOOD IDEA??? buuuuuuuuuuuuut HOW???? See this is WHY I need a smart man, a SMART man could figure out how to make an app!!!! A smart man could figure out how I could make podcasts too and teach me where to put a comma-he could help me expand my MARYNESS!!!  BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!

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If you want to be added to the text send out next week (Females only for that! LOL) or have ideas for WOULD YOU RATHER questions, email me at maryfranceswriting@gmail.com

♥Mary Frances :)

Thanks Mark! (Part 3)

FOUR YEARS LATER...

Sooooooo four years later, us in the youth group were all riding in a mini van to a youth conference. We got to talking and of course we all started telling funny, "Remember When..." stories!!! Eventually someone was like, Hey Mary, remember when that one guy (We’ll leave out his name just to be good and don't worry this guy is NOT around anymore so it's not like he's going to be reading this and even if he did-if you knew him you'd understand that it REALLY doesn't even matter-you would JUST HAVE TO KNOW HIM to understand!!! LOL) gave you that $100 for your birthday???

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 I'm like, Oh yeah, and I threw it away 🚮because it was hidden behind the picture of us, in a frame that I didn't want, ANNNNNND all of the sudden I got a crush on him, they're like, buuuuuuuuuut when the MONEY WAS GONE, SO WAS THE CRUSH!!!!

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So we're all like laughing hysterically, DON'T WORRY, The guy wasn't with us!!! (I think he was long gone at this point!) So one of the guys, MARK was like, I don't think I've ever actually heard this story before! We're like, WHAT??? So we retell him the whole story and now Mark's laughing with us, then he's like...

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Soooooo when did this happen??? We're like, oh quite a few years ago, right before they all went on that missions trip! Mark's like, WAIT, right before THAT ONE GUY left for that trip, he asked me if  he could borrow $100! We're all like, HE DID? He's like, Yeah, he said he was short $100 and really needed it for the trip! We're like, oh so did you let him borrow it??? He's like, Yeah, I mean, he was going to do The Lord's work, I didn't want him to be short so I gave him $100 to borrow...

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I'm like, and he gave ME $100 for my birthday gift...that's soooo ironic...THEN IT ALL CLICKED...I'm like, WAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIT...

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That means that the $100 dollars he gave me for my birthday, he ACTUALLY BORROWED FROM YOU MARK??? He's like, well I guess...that's what it looks like...We were like, HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING SOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!!! I mean REALLY, can we say, GHETTOLICIOUS???

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I'm like, I don't even have words...WOW...What can I say??? to borrow a HUGE amount of money, to give as a birthday gift, to a girl that didn't even like him!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

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Then i'm like, so how long was it before he paid you that $100 back??? Marks says, Well ACTUALLY, now that you mention it, HE NEVER DID!!! We're like, WHAAAAAAAAAAT??? More HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!! I'm like, now this REALLY IS TYPICAL OF HIM... to borrow a HUGE amount of money, to give as a birthday gift, to a girl that didn't even like him and for the cherry on top, to NOT EVEN PAY BACK THE POOR FRIEND HE BORROWED IT FROM!!!

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I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaaaaay, now I REALLY AM SPEECHLESS, I can't think of ANYTHING TO SAY EXCEPT, your a really good friend annnnnnnnd...

THANKS MARK!!!

Lord bless you 

 for your generosity!!!

The work of The Lord was definitely ✔️ done at the mall for two weeks!!! (I mean really I personally think 🤔 the mall is a PERFECT PLACE TO DO OUTREACH… especially during the AZ summer!)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. Mark is a made up name!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUT If you go to LPC, My friend Mark, that let the guy that liked me borrow $100 for my birthday 🥳 gift, still goes to our church ⛪️ can you guess WHO HE IS??? He just may happen to be YOUR DAD, YOUR UNCLE OR YOUR HUSBAND!!!!;)

Thanks Mark! (Part 2)

Weeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll, once I had that $100 in my hand, MOM DID find out about it annnnnnnnnnnnd of course, like any good mom would, she DID NOT APROVE of me excepting the gift!
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She said, that's not right Mary! You don't even like him, there is NO way you can take that large of an amount of money from him! I'm like, MOM, I mean we are friends...She's like, NO! That's taking advantage of him! I'm like, I don't see HOW, when I in NO WAY manipulated him into giving me the money annnnnd I've told him I don't like him and he STILL wanted to give it to me! She's like, well, that's HOW I feel about it!!! (Lets NOT talk about the hot-pink-flowered-razor-phone he gave me!!!! Remember HOW cool razor phones were??? Yeah, I wouldn't know, I HAD TO GIVE IT BACK!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!)

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Soooo I knew WHAT my mom thought, Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut since I was a legal adult at the time, she let me decide what I was going to do, buuuuuut she let me know how she felt!!!! Soooooooooo being the good girl that I was, I decided to just pray about it!!! :)))
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Weeeeelllll as I prayed about it, its like all of the sudden God began to change my feelings for this guy!!! All of the sudden I felt like I was missing him and thinking about seein him again was even making my heart slightly flutter annnnnd then I realized, OH MY WORD...I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM!!!!

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I had such a crush on him that I felt like it was ONLY RIGHT to accept this young man's generosity...

LET THE SHOPPING BEGIN!!!

And let me tell you all, I went to town shopping, "IN LOVE" the whole entire way!!! I bought a lot of stuff, buuuuuuut the ONLY thing I actually remember was this beautiful navy blue dress I bought with white beaded flowers going down the bottom of the front and one side of the top of the dress!

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 All the other girls were like, Ooooooh wait till he sees you in that...annnnnd thus we named the dress, THE ENGAGEMENT DRESS (Ironically, later on when I DID have a boyfriend, he requested me to me to wear that dress in some pre-engagement pictures we were getting done...which btw obviously didn't work out! *That awkward moment where you never get passed the pre-engagement stage...LOL...anyway, after that break up, that dress was officially DONE FOR!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!)Weeeeeeellllll...I managed to stretch that $100 out for the two weeks they were on their missions trip...

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Finally, the day after I spent the last dollar, the guys were back! The girls were all sooooo estatic to see me and this guy together now that I ACTUALLY LIKED HIM BACK!!! They were like you have to wear your hair down and curled and you MUST WEAR THE ENGAGEMENT DRESS!!!

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Sooooooooooo I did exactly what they said I should do, buuuuuuut, I don't know WHAT HAPPENED, buuuuuuuuuut LIKE, my heart just wasn't into this relationship anymore. Its like, as I had spent that last dollar the day before, suddenly, GOD CHANGED MY FEELINGS FOR HIM AGAIN...the crush was DONE AND OVERRRRR annnnnd I realized something...

IT JUST WASN'T GOD'S WILL!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(Okaaaaaaaaaaaay people, don't judge me,

I may have been in my 20's buuuuut...

 I was just a KID back then!!!)

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Annnnnnnd that was THE END of this story...

TILL ABOUT 4 years later...

 "Thanks Mark!" Part 3 TOMORROW!!!

♥Mary Frances :)
P.S. The guy DID like the dress!!!
P.S. I DO NOW UNDERSTAND my mom’s point of view now and why she felt it was taking advantage of someone!! She also taught me NOT to flirt with the baristas, waiters and employees to get discounts or free drinks or guys that your like hanging out with that are your friends that would probably offer to pay for your meal if you flirted with them!! She said that’s cheap and a form of selling yourself! Either pay for it yourself or DONT GET IT!!! And I totally agree with her…AND WILL BE TEACHING MY DAUGHTER THE SAME THINGS… plus $100 … I could blow through $100 soooooooo fast 💨 liiiiiiike BEFORE the guy even got it out of his bank 🏦 account and then I’d be stuck having to flirt with the guy!!!

Just two cups of water!!!

The other day I was thinking about a time waaaaaaaay back in my teens and I busted up laughing!!! There was this guy that like, absolutely ADORED ME!!! Like, anything I wanted he would do! He liked me for like, EVERRRRR!!! He bought me expensive stuff that my mom always made me give back if it was to high, he took me to banquets, he just pretty much kissed the ground I walked on...NO JOKE!!! LOL He went to our church at the time and was good friends with my oldest brother.

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Well one day, this guy and me and my sis and my brother  and I'm not sure who else may have been with us, but we went to the drive through at Jack-in-the-box. I'm NOT sure where my mom was, but we had her van, which the transmission was going out on it so it was CONTINUALLY stalling! #poorLife

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Weeeeeeeellll as we were going through the drive through, I don't know WHY, for some reason I was getting up and switching spots with someone in the van. Well when I got up, the VERY OBNOXIOUS guy in his big O pick up truck yells out to me, Fat @*^%$@ I was like, kind of embarrassed but at the same time I was just like, Dude, your stupid whateverrrrr!!!

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 I didn’t even acknowledge the comment, But I mean, no matter what, comments like that still hurt you and put a damper on your spirits! No one in the car really said anything much about it just like, oh just ignore him, he's being stupid. But this guy that liked me just sat there and didn't say anything!!!

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So when we got up in line to order, we all said what we wanted and this guy that likes me says, "Just two cups of water for me!" So we're like, your not gonna eat? He's like, NO! Just two cups of water! We're like, OKAAAAAAAAAY...I hope he's NOT sick because he was also known for having the most random bouts of sickness!!!

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So we get our food and we're about to pull out on to the street and this guy says, No pull over in the parking lot and he starts to open his door! We're like OH GREAT! He's going to get sick!!! Now people are really going to say stuff! Well he gets out of the van and he's still holding his two cups of water. Then he looks my brother in the eye and he says, “GET READY!!!”

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NOW we're like, OH NOOOOOOOO!!! He then walks DIRECTLY to the big O pick up truck, goes up to the passenger side where this rude guy's girlfriend is sitting and he says to her, "HEY!" and when she turns her face to look at who said that to him, he throws the first cup of water in her face! Well having NO CLUE what had just happened to her, SHE SCREAMS!!! Like,

AAAAAAAUUUUUUHHHHH!!!

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Meanwhile, we're all siting in the van like, TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!!! Oh no, we're all gonna die!! What if this guy has a gun??? What are we going to do? What if he tries to chase us? What if the van stalls while we're trying to get away!!!

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Weeeeeelllll...When she screams, of course her rude boyfriend turns to see what is going on and upon seeing water all over her, he's like, WHAT IN THE @&^%$????? Just cussing up a storm and like a champ, when he turns his face to look out the passenger window to see what is going on, this guy that likes me takes the second cup of water and throws it in HIS FACE!!!

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 Which was EXACTLEY what this guy had planned to happen...he threw the first cup at the girlfriend, TO MAKE SURE, this obnoxious RUDE guy, turned his face to the passenger window so he could REALLY GET HIM...RIGHT IN THE FACE!!!

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Well now this guy in the truck is OBVIOUSLEY IRATE!!! He's yelling and screaming and cursing, revving his engine, BUUUUUUUT there is NOTHING he can do BECAUSE, there is a car in front of him and a car behind him now...HE'S STUCK!!!

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My devoted lover liker comes RUNNING BACK TO THE VAN at full speed, we have the door open and my brother just TAKES OFF OUT OF THERE!!! Thankfully, much to our relief, THE VAN DID NOT STALL!!! The Lord had mercy on us all!!! Finally when we were at a safe distance from Jack-in-the-box, we're like, LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY!!! I can't believe you did that...that's soooo STUPID...that's SO AWESOME...your an IDIOT...buuuuuuuuuuut DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME!!!

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He's just like, NOBODY, TALKS ABOUT MARY!!!! Awwwwwwww!!! Isn't that sooooo sweet??? Annnnnnnnd I have to say, had he had all his ducks lined up and been where he needed to be spiritually, weeeeeelllll I may have considered him!!! LOL!!! Cuz as idiotic of a move as that was, as a teenager, I was STILL pretty impressed by his bravery to do something soooooo STUPID, in order to STICK UP FOR ME!!!! Like seriously, AWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!

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As for that rude-obnoxious guy, first of all, I HOPE that his girlfriend realized she was dating a JERK and dumped him and second of all, I hope that every time in his life since then, when he goes to make fun of a fat girl, I HOPE HE REMEMBERS...

TWO CUPS OF WATER

Annnnnnnnnnnd THE MOST STUPIDEST ACT OF CHIVALRY EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. And I'm honored that the act was done FOR ME!!! Hee, hee!!!

Happy Monday!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!

Next Monday EVERYONE??? 

Oooooooooooh wait, NEXT MONDAY IS MY BIRTHDAY...

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

Next-NEXT MONDAY!!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Happy Father's Day!!!

TODAY...

I would like to give a special thanks 

Today to my dad...

FOR THE GOOD LOOKS!!! ;)

About as deep as it gets for me today 😇

#JustKeepinItReal

♥Mary Frances :)