Tuesday, March 7, 2023

That AWKWARD SINGLE MOMENT...

I was thinking about this the other day...
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd THEN IT HIT ME...
WHAT IF WALDO IS MY FUTURE HUSBAND???
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Now before you all start thinking that I'm crazier than I already am, LET ME CLARIFY something with you all, HE REALLY COULD BE WALDO!!! Think about it!!!
1.Waldo is Apostolic Idk for sure buuuuuuuuuut...HE COULD BE!! Look at HOW modest he dresses!!! Pants and long sleeves...this BROTHA has holiness down!!!
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2. Is Waldo anything like me??? NO!!! Obviously, Waldo IS NOT like ME!!! There is NO WAY he could hide that well if he was!!! (Would it shock you guys that I'm ALWAYS the first one found in hide and go seek???:) This is GOOD that waldo is NOT like me!!! Imagine ME, with a guy LIKE ME...that would literally be sooooooo annoying, because clearly there is ONLY ROOM FOR ONE TALKER... AND I"M NOT GIVING THAT UP!!!! DO you know how annoying it is, talking to a guy that likes to talk??? I mean theyre fun to hang out with for a bit buuuuut They just go on and on and on...and thats MY JOB... Liiiiiiike puleeeeeze, I HAVE STUFF TO SAY!!!! plus, I think that a guy LIKE ME, WITH ME...would NOT BE GOOD....FOR ME...OR HIM!!! LOLOLOLOL!!! 
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3. HE likes to do stuff! He likes the outdoors! He is not a couch potato! He stays active! 
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4. He is smart- i mean he is wearing glasses sooooo he HAS TO BE SMART!
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ANYWAYZ,
YOU NEVER KNOW!!! YOU JUST NEVER KNOW!!! BECAUSE...
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Annnnnnd I'm defanatley having difficulty finding him...of course he's SUPPOSED to be finding ME...buuuuuuuuuuut ya know, IF I WAS LOOKING....bahahahhahaaaa
"Most men will proclaim every one his own goodness: but a faithful man who can find?"
(Proverbs 20:6)