You knoooooow when you find your DREAM CHILDHOOD DRESS COME TRUE… sooooo you get it…
And then your liiiiiiike,
OH WAIT, I FORGOT IM 40…
OOPS!!!Soooooooooo back in September of 2023 I was on a clothing store online called Pink Desert 🏜️… and while I was on it, I found my absolute dream childhood dress buuuuuuut in MY SIZE… I loooooved it, buuuuuuut I was thinking there was absolutely NO WAY it would look good on me… sooooo I waited a month buuuuuuuuut I kept thinking about it and the next thing I know, it CAME IN THE MAIL!!! 😜
When I opened the package 📦 and showed my sister the dress, she was liiiiiike, I can’t believe you bought that and I was thinking in my head it’s sooooo cuuuuuute but I just know it’s gonna be hideous on me!!! Buuuuuuuut I tried it on and OMW! It looked super good at least in my HUMBLE opinion!!! 😜
Sooooooo I went out and showed my sister, to get her opinion on how it looked, EVEN THOUGH I was still going to wear it if she didn’t like it cuz I liked the way it looked… so she looks at it, she hesitates and then she says, SURPRISINGLY, it actually looks good on you… you wouldn’t catch me dead wearing that, buuuuuuut it does look good on you!!!! And my sister does NOT just say stuff to be nice… sooooo I KNEW she really did like it!!! I was liiiiiike I think it might actually be slenderizing, I mean who would’ve everrrr thought hot pink foo-foo could be slenderizing buuuuuuuuut it IS!!!
Forget black dresses… save that for funerals of lost souls…
IM WEARING HOT PINK BABY!!! 🙌
|OOOOOOPS, I forgot I’m 40!!!
Oh well… 🤷♀️ 😘