I have told this story soooo many times now and it gets better EVERY time I tell it haha!!! SOOO everyone says that this story deserved its OWN post!!! LOL!!! Enjoy!!! :)
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It all happened once upon a time...
In Florida...
At the Westin Beach Resort...
Soooooooo my sis calls for towels one night and when there is a knock on the door, everyone is like MARY, answer the door and i'm like okaaaaaay I guess i'll get up...so I nonchalantly open the door and when I do I just GASPED!!! Standin there, holdin our towels is THE MOST HANDSOMEST MAN I have EVERRRR seen in my WHOLE entire LIFE!!! He was like REALLY, REALLY, REALLY tall like 6'6 or something...I mean like total basketball player height, then broad shoulders like a football player and of course CHOCOLATE skin!!! (Tall, Dark & chocolate, just like my bday card! LOL!;) I was just like...
"OMW...GOD is this a belated birthday present from you???"
Soooo anywayZ, i'm just standin there frozen, my eyes wide, with my mouth HANGIN open...I couldn't even say NOTHING!!! And the poor guy...I don't think he thought my reaction was cuz I thought he was cute...I think he thought I was like really FREAKED out by him...cuz its the south and lotsa people are all RACIST over there...He is just like...heres your towels ma'aam...and I felt REALLY bad that he thought I was scared of him...I wanted to be like...Heeeeeeey I'm NOT like that...but I couldn't cuz I was FROZEN...LOL...I was like awwwwwww man...I soooooooooooo shoulda been wearin my grape koolaid shirt...had I been wearin that shirt...idk ya'all...I REALLLLLY think I just might not be single right now!!! HAHAHA!!! ;)
Sooooooo anywayZ, when I finally UNFROZE enough to shut the door I just fell on the bed and was like... OMW MOM!!! THAT WAS THE BEST LOOKIN GUY I HAVE EVERRRRR SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!! And she was like all calm, Oh was he black? I was like...MOM...
I said THE BEST LOOKIN guy everrr ...DUH...OF COURSE HE WAS BLACK!!!
Soooo I immediatley sent out a MASS text to ALL MY GIRLS...lol...and they were like DID YOU GET A PICTURE??? AND i was like NOOOO I couldn't...I was FROZEN in spot!!! Oooo and then I told my sis if I see that guy again I am sooooo gettin a picture with him...and my sis was like...OH well...hav fun cuz I don't know WHO will be takin that picture for you!!! I was like WHAT??? Sooo then I Improvised...I'm like ok FINE if I see him I will JUST take a picture of him!!!!
Oooo and I had the PERFECT LINE!!! I was gonna say, "Excuse me sir, I promised all of my friends back home that I would bring them back a REALLY CUTE souvenier; Sooooo I was just wondering, could I get a picture of YOU!?!?! LOL YES...I WROTE THAT PICKUP LINE!!! You know its BOMB!!! Unfortunatley, i NEVERRRR got to use it!!! :(
However, even though I and the tall, dark and chocolate McHottie never crossed paths again...
I still, somehow managed to pick myself up and of course...
Lived Happily Ever After!!!
