Tuesday, September 8, 2015

This is for my husband, my wife, my baby...

Sooooooo this past Sunday at our church was Friends and Family Sunday on the first Sunday,  we have one service and serve food afterwards and its been great!!!
.
We take turns cooking for the church and this past Sunday, my brother John and his wife Liz cooked. Now, John is a GOOD COOK!!! He has his own Take and Bake business, John's Italian Kitchen, so LPC KNEW we were going to be eating GOOOOOOD!!! But the HILARIOUS thing to me was this...
.
So i'm helping serve right? Well everyone goes through and eats, and by the time you finish serving the first time, there were people coming through for the second time, and then THIRDS for some...buuuuuuut the part that was SOOOOOO HILARIOUS was that everyone had an EXCUSE for WHY they were coming through...
.
This is NOT for me, this is for the kids! I'm getting this for MY WIFE, she's pregnant...I mean she just had the baby! This is for my MOM! This is for my son! This is for my mother-in-law! This is for my baby! This is for my husband! "I'm NOT eating all this, I'm SHARING with my husband! Then the hubs comes through, Oh you know, you better give me a little extra, I'm sharing with MY WIFE!!! Buuuuuuut NO ONE could just say, man this is GOOD FOOD I WANT MORE!!! AHAHAHA!!!
.
 FINALLY Sam came through for the umpteenth time and was like, I'm getting this for my kids or something like that! I was like, MAN SAM, I need a husband and some kids so I have and excuse to KEEP EATING!!! Then he came through ONE MORE TIME, Annnnnnd I was like, OH WHATEVERRRR!!! Who's this for now??? Your future grandchild????AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(I think he really was getting stuff for people) 
NO MATTER THE EXCUSE...
This is for...
 my husband, my wife, my baby,  my mommy, my grandkids, my dogs, my great, great, great, great, great, great, grandpa that died a 100 years ago, my ex-husband's sister...we tryin to witness to her,  my father in law that lives in New York city...airmailing it overnight to him...MY BABY DADDY...JOKE!
.
 No matter WHAT your excuse was, the FACTS REMAIN, about 45 people went through EIGHT POUNDS OF PASTA, plus SALAD, BREAD, drinks ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNND DESSERTS!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
LPC...THATS MY PEOPLE!!!! ♥
♥Mary Frances :)