Thursday, February 11, 2021

They remind me of someone...

Soooooooooooo I go to the weight loss center I go to, to get back on track with weight loss, the owner like loves me and will give me like free products basically just cuz I'm Mary and she loves talking to me and well cuz everyone, almost everyone, loves me!!! LOL 
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Weeeeeelllll I go in one day and the owner isn't there and I'm greeted by this older grandmotherly type lady in a nurses uniform. She opens my file, reads my name and is like, OMG, SOOOOOO YOUR MARY!!! My daughter has told me sooooooo much about you...I'm HER MOM!!!! (The owner's)
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She's like, WOW, your really are SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!! Oh just look at you, she says, all your little things, your hair ribbons, your just too cuuuute!!! OMG! On and on...She's just like GUSHING OVER ME!!!! Then she ACTUALLY takes my face in her hands and is just like, YOU ARE JUST ADORABLE!!!  
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I mean, I LOOOOOVED the compliments, buuuuuuut I left that place liiiiike, OKAAAAAY this lady is JUST CRAZY!!!! And YET, despite me thinking she's kinda quirky, I thought there was SOMEONE she reminded me of, that was ALSO KINDA WEIRD, buuuuuuut yet despite their quirkyness, I feel a FONDNESS towards them!!! I'm just  driving home like, hmmmmmm
WHO did she remind me of????
LATER ON...

I'm at home and I see my nephew and MAAAAAAAANNNN...I JUST LOOOOOOOVE THAT KID!!!! I just start hugging and kissing him and telling him he is juuuuuuust soooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!!! I mean, literally, I think he is like THE HANDSOMEST KID AROUND!!! Plus the kid is PRACTICALLY like a son, MINUS the financial responsibility...bahahahahaaa...I'm like, OMW O YOU ARE JUUUUUUUUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! YOUR ADORABLE!!!! 
Annnnnnnnnnnd as soon as I said that, I REALIZED WHO THE WEIRDO WAS that lady from the weight loss center, FONDLY, reminded me of....
ME!!!!
I was the CRAZY WEIRDO she reminded me of!!!! 
I'm liiiiiiike, OOOOOOOOh yeah...that's WHO!!!!
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 I LOOOOVE the fact that I couldn't place WHO they remindinded me of, buuuuuuuut, it was someone I felt FONDNESS TOO!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!! Even though I thought she was crazy for gushing over me like that, I CAN SOOOOOOOOO see MYSELF doing that to someone when I am in my 60's!!! (Or maybe RIGHT now!!!;)
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!