Awkwardly helpful!!!

Soooooooooo as you all know, I loooove Trader Joe’s!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeellllll one day I was at Trader Joe's stocking up on my favorite sweet and spicy jarred jalapeños, when I noticed a very tall broad-shouldered man that was trying to be a woman. I'm thinking in my head liiiiiiike really bro, it's NOT happening!!! 

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Buuuuuut whateverrrr, ain't none of my business, the aisle was soooooo crowded and I just needed to get my stuff and be on my way to prayer at church. As I'm getting my stuff, I heard something behind me fall to the ground. I looked and it was THE MAN TRYING to be a lady, and a thing of oatmeal had fallen out of HIS basket. I waited to see if they would realize it had fallen, buuuuuut after about 20 seconds of this person NOT realizing, I figured I would just BE HELPFUL!!! 

(BIGGGGGEST MISTAKE EVERRRRR;))))

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I'm liiiiiiiiiiike, excuse me sir...No one turned around...I tried again, Excuse me sir! No one turned, i'm like right behind them...I'm like, maybe this man isn't turning cuz he identifies as a woman???? Does he expect me to say Ma'am???? This is soooooo weird....maybe i should just forget about the oatmeal on the floor...he doesn't really need it...SHOULD I SAY MAAAM?? NOOOOOO!!! I will NOT GIVE INTO THIS WORLD’s CONFUSION!!! I will NOT be politically correct, buuuuuut I WILL be a CHRISTIAN and help this poor CONFUSED MAN with HIS FOOD HE DROPPED!!!

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One more time, very sweetly, “SIR, you dropped your oatmeal!!!”

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All of the sudden, HE TURNS AROUND, GLARES AT ME AND SAYS...

EXCUSE ME???? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME??? ANNNNNND OMW...He was NOT trying to be a SHE, he SHE, REALLY WAS, A SHE!!! 

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She was just REALLY, REALLY TALL, like taller than me and broader shouldered than me buuuuuut honestly she wasn’t even fat just biiiiiiiiiig!!!!

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Ooooooooooops...guess I shoulda just gone with the whole, being politically correct thing and everything woulda been ok!!! It just got DEAD SILENT ON THE AISLE!!! Idk how many people were laughing buuuuuuut I was SCARED out of my wits!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! 

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I was liiiiiiike, Ummmmmmmmmm... I mean, this lady was MAAAAAAD at me...I genuinely felt really bad....buuuuuuuuuut would it really help the situation if I apoligized to her for thinking she was a man, TRYING to be a lady???? (I didn't think so!) Soooooo i'm just like, ummmmm...UMMMM...UH, you dropped something... She snatched up that oatmeal and stomped out of the aisle!!! 

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I was liiiiiiikkkkke MAAAAAAAAANNNN...it's NOT like I said it to be mean!!! We all have that akward mistaken identity moment right??? I mean someone mistook me for being pregnant once, (At Trader joe's) you didn't see me getting all hot like that!!! (I mean, he was like 4, and I was wearing a maternity looking top, buuuuuuut....bahahahahaaaa… he looked at me with absolute joy and was like mommy look there’s a BABY IN HER TUMM… that kids mom flung her hand over his mouth so fast I actually felt bad for him!! I mean he was sooooooo HAPPY for me…. I wasliiiiiike I WISH THERE WAS a baby in my tummy… I mean like I was married with a baby in my tummy!!! Lol anyways i said all that to say I’ve been mistaken for something I’m not too and I didn’t FREAK OUT…

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I'm like, weeeeeeeeeeeellllll THAT WAS AWKWARD!!!! Next time I'm unsure of someone's gender, THAT OATMEAL IS STAYING ON THE FLOOR!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

A Mary Fact!!!

Fact: One compliment changed my life!!!

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True story people!!! Once upon a time, in the end of 2007, before the birth of Classic Mary Moments had taken place, there was a broken-hearted Mary that had lost her merrieness MARYness!!! I had stopped writing! I didn't laugh, I hardly brushed my hair and lets be real, this may seem hard to believe, buuuuuuuut, I had started dressing like a FRUMP!!!

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One day, a really good looking young man paid me a simple compliment. It wasn't flirty or outlandish, it was just a simple but sincere compliment that turned me around. I stood taller and began to make big changes in my life to live up to the compliment...annnnnd yeah...

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I "Fell in love" with the guy for a while too...ahem...maybe a few years...buuuuuuut...heeeeeeyyyy...I really needed that compliment at that time.

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That guy, whom I thought was sooooooooo handsome, had the power to use his words to build me up or tear me down...or FURTHER down then I already felt at that time in my life!!! Sometimes we're scared to compliment someone because think they may get the wrong idea, buuuuuut you know what, I say its better to build someone up and they get the wrong idea, then to snub someone without reason and bring them down.

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After that compliment, I went home from that conference with a new mindset. I was going to start dressing cutesy again! I was going to do my hair everyday and every church service no matter what. It didn't matter if there were or weren't any single guys at my church, I was still going to look good. ANNNNNND that year I started writing again. 

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By the end of 2008, Classic Mary Moments had started and The Mary we all know and love, 

                YES, including Mary...hee, hee, was reborn!!! 

So you see my friends, we all have power with our words. We have the power to build up or tear down! 

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Now do I think that none of all that would have happened IF that guy had NOT paid me a compliment??? NAH!!! I mean, I'm still Mary and God is STILL GOD!!! I'm sure eventually I would have gotten out of my slump and God would have used some other situation or person buuuuuuut heeeeeey WHY not be the good-looking-tool God uses to build someone up???? 

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May as well right??? ;)  Hee, hee!!!

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If you’re around me for to long and I hear unkindness, you know I’ll be saying John 13:35 to you!!! “By this shall all men know that ye are my disciples, if ye have love one to another.”

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God wants us to love each other!!! I'm not just talking about loving lost souls, I'm talking about loving our church family, loving our brothers and sister in the Lord!!! We are a witness TO LOST SOULS, by our love to one another within the church! God wants us to LOVE!!! My friends, don't be fake, don't be a flatterer, don't be a player, buuuuuut sincerely be NICE!

Be Kindhearted!!!

BE LOVING!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Best 💔 broken engagement award 🥇

 So a few years ago, newer in church couple were remodeling our front bathroom, him and his wife were breaking for lunch and we were all listening to Odyssey's together! (I told them that's how you know your officially PENTECOSTALIZED, when you start listening to AIO! I mean, you become PENTECOSTAL when you obey THE WORD OF GOD as in, ACTS 2:38, buuuuuuuut your Pentecostalized when you start listening to AIO!!! Officially in the culture now, HEE, hee!!!)

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Anywayz, we're listening to the latest, Album 67, part 2 of Nightmare's by Constance, and they're all feeling sorry for this chick cuz her fiancé got arrested the morning of their wedding! Jason, Connie and Jillian are all talking and Jason says, she was supposed to be waking up to the best day of her life and it's turned out to be the worst! 

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So Connie says, well my wedding got cancelled the day before the wedding!!! Jason says, WEEEEEELLL mine got cancelled the day of!!! Soooooo Martin and Lucero bust up laughing!

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 I'm like HEEEEEEEEYYY, you think that's bad, 

MINE GOT CALCELLED 

BEFORE HE ACTUALLY PROPOSED!!! 

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#ThatAwkwardMomentTheyTellYouToBuyYourWeddingDressButForgetToPropose

#OrAskPermission
          #TrueStoryPeeps

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

They're like, OKAAAAAAAAYYYY

 YOU WIN Mary!!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut hey, 

at least I WON!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy,

WHERE'S MY TROPHY???

Hee, hee!!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

What it's like being ME!!!

I looked up on Pinterest things that describe my PERSONALITY TYPE and found some VERY ACCURATE memes!!! AHAHA!!! ENFP are my letters, Champion Idealists, I think WHY would anyone want a DIFFERENT personality, I literally think that its PART of my personality, to LOVE MY PERSONALITY!!! AND YET, I'm glad we are VERY RARE annnnd only make up 4% of the population!!!

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And the perfect LOVE MATCH according to these, not specifically GOD'S perfect match, is the Rational Mastermind or the letters INTJ basically the COMPLETE OPPOSITE of me...the personality is very rare and seems very IDK...very UN-Maryish is the best way to describe them!!! Here's a quote about them, "Masterminds are ingenious, thorough going pragmatists, seeing reality as nothing more than a chess board for working out and refining their strategies." I'm liiiiiiike i don't even know how to play checkers!!! bahahaahahahaaa

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okaaaaaaay back to about ME!!! 

The last thing like REALLY cracked me up, cuz I would say something like that while cooking or something random like that too!!!

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This is very true...FOR EXAMPLE...I was going to write a devotional for today...OOOOPS!!!

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YES, this REALLY IS the way mind thinks!!! And I have dreams of it raining FLUFFY puppies sometimes at night...SOOO PRECIOUS!!!

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MAR BEAR HUGS...NEED WE SAY ANYTHING ELSE!!!

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YUP!!! LOL

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This one made me laugh SOOOO HARD!!!

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Annnnnd EVERYONE that knows me says, AMEN AND AMEN to this one!!!

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YUP!!! Soooooo TRUE!!!

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UH, HUH!!!

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UNLESS, your like my pastor...OR someone I actually, ya know, RESPECT!!!

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YUP!!!

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Coming in FULL FORCE- towards the nothingness...bahahahahahahhaaaa

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Its VERY hard to be bored...WHEN  YOUR ME!!!

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YES!!!

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Soooooooooooo TRUE!!!

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See, the thing IS is that, there are SOOOOO many normal people, to be NORMAL!!!

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STORY OF MY LIFE!!!

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I believe it...Heh, heh!!!

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Soooooooooooooo TRUE!!! So, so, so, SOOOOO VERY TRUE!!!

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Really, I WOULD!!! Hee, hee!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

CMM if Mary were a man!!!

So I'm at Starbucks with my laptop today writing and THE FUNNIEST THING EVERRRR happened!!! I got up to use the restroom and there was a man walking in front of me to the restroom as well, men and woman restrooms were located right by each other...

and the man walks into the men's and then waits and holds the door for me, my hand is on the woman's about to open it, but he's just stand there all gentlemanly like waiting for me...

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I mean GENERALLY SPEAKING, I really appreciate it when a man holds the door open for me, it's very kind and considerate of them, I always smile and say thank you, BUUUUUUUT...this is THE DOOR TO THE MEN'S ROOM HE IS HOLDING FOR ME...i dont wanna be rude buuuuuuuuut... lol...i just kinda pause and smile at him and continue to open the ladies room...in that moment he realized what he was doing, his face turned red and we both busted up laughing!!! It was HILARIOUS!!! *Chivalry-sigh!!! 

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Buuuuuuuuuuut  I think he was REALLY embarrassed cuz he was sitting behind me and he had just gotten there but when i got back he was packing his stuff up and leaving!!! The funniest part was that it TOTALLY reminded me of something i would do!!! 

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Now you all know what this blog would be like, IF I WERE A MAN!!! 😂😇

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The difference between him and I tho, 

is that wouldn't have left!!! Bahahahaha

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I mean really, IF I LEFT THE SCENE every time I did something embarrassing, there'd be NO SCENES left in my life!!! AHAHAHAHA!!!

Mary Frances 😊🙃

You ANSWERED!!!

Soooooooo the other day my friend Hanna calls me, I answer the phone and I'm like, HEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!! YOU ANSWERED!!! It's silent for a moment then,

Mary, I CALLED YOU!!!

I'm like, Oooooh yeah, I mean, I ANSWERED!!!

Like, HEEEEEEY!!! BAHAHAHAHAHA!!! She's like, WOOOOOOOW!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

THE CASE OF THE MISSING KATE SPADE SHADES!!!

Sooooooooooo my sister had gotten me these ADORABLE glittery, Kate Spade sunglasses for Christmas one year!!! I gave her only like A MILLION AND ONE hints that they were what I really wanted! I was pretty sure she was going to get them for me, buuuuuuuuut I wasn't sure if she had gotten them, I searched her room and closet for them and could NOT find them...it was kind of a mixed feeling, cuz I WANT TO BE SURPRISED with my gifts, buuuuuuuuuuuut I also want to know, buuuuut I want to be surprised too!!!                         

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 Anywayz, much to my dismay, I did NOT find them, soooooo I was SURPRISED on Christmas morning!!! YAAAAAAAYYYY!!! I looooove being surprised, buuuuuuuut I'm pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to be surprised, because I'm ALWAYS WATCHING and paying attention even when it seems like i'm NOT, I really am!!!! I notice EVERYTHING!!! 

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Anywayz, I ADORED MY GLASSES!!! 

They’re on my Christmas Present 🎁 Favorites list along with yellow beach cruiser bike and OF COURSE my favorite of all time, MY BLACK BABY DOLL… oh wait that was my 5th BIRTHDAY 🥳 , NOT Christmas!!!

I've worked really hard with taking care of them and NOT losing or misplacing them!!! Every time I take them off, I carefully put them in their case!!! Weeeeeeeelllll one day I was out shopping and I forgot to put them in the case before I got out of the car. Instead, I put them on top of my head and walked into Ross! I was on a hunt for a BLACK FUR VEST!!! 

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Well after trying on several things, and NOT finding what I was looking for. I headed back out to my car. I got in, put the keys in the ignition, started the car, started blasting my Jesus music(The Abbott's CD, you guys NEED to get it!) As I'm bumping to my music about to back out, I reach on my head for my adorable-glitter-pink-gold sunglasses and gasp, they're NOT THERE!!! 

WHERE ARE THEY!?

I reach into my pocket, 

NOT THERE!!!

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I check the seat next to me, 

NOT THERE!!! 

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I check the floor of the car,

 NOT THERE!!!

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I'm more than disappointed with them being missing, disappointed is when a kinda cute guy flirts with you one time, then ignores you THE NEXT TIME he sees you, that's disappointed!!! Buuuuuuuuuuut, life goes on!  “Ain't nobody got time to dwell on it...there's always more cute guys, buuuuuuuuuuuuut THIS, this is MY ADORABLE-GLITTERY-GOLD-PINK-KATE-SPADE-SHADES!!! They can NOT be replaced!!! (Okaaaaaaaaaay they can, put who wants to spend $90 on sunglasses???;) soooooo anyways, I am truly beyond disappointed….

I'm devastated!!!

ABSOLUTELY HEART BROKEN!!!

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I'm about to get out and search the store, as I'm on my way out, I glance in the rearview mirror annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd WHAT DO YOU KNOW????

THEY'RE ON MY FACE!!! 

Yes, true story peeps, I couldn't find my sunglasses because, I WAS WEARING THEM!!! 

MORAL OF THE STORY: Next time your missing your sunglasses,

 CHECK YO FACE!!! 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Thanks Mark!!! (Part 1)

Part 1

I was thinking about another story the other day from WAAAAAAAAAY back in the day, I was probably in my early 20's at the time, and I had a rumor that a certain you man that like me was going to give me a VERY BIG BIRTHDAY PRESENT...this may or may NOT be the same guy from, "Just Two Cups Of Water" My brother's all told me, he said he's going to give you $100!!!

 

 I was like, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT??? I mean, that may NOT seem like an EXTREMELY big gift, buuuuuuut when you have NO INTEREST in the guy, it KINDA IS!!! LOL!!!

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Well I was superrrrr excited about this gift, I mean, being jobless at the time, the possibilities for what I could do with $100 seemed ENDLESS!!! I couldn't wait...$100...better NOT let mom find out about this!!! Hee, hee!!!

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It turned out that on my birthday, July 18th, (mark your calenders folks;) this guy wasn't even going to be here. Him and my brothers and several other guys from our church were going on a missions trip overseas...AW bummmmmerrr...no $100 for Mar Bear!!! Then my brother's told me, no, he said he's  going to leave your birthday present at the house when we leave early in the morning!!!

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So the guys left for the airport at like 4am annnnnnd there was NO WAY I was getting up that early to see them off!!! Buuuuuuuuut when I woke up that day, sure enough, sitting by my pillow was a beautiful gift bag with a card.

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I was like YEEEEEEESSS$$$!!! I didn't really care what trinket was in the gift bag, OF COURSE the first thing I did was tear open the card.

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I opened up the card and it was some flowery-rose card with eloquent poetry, blah, blah, blah, I didn't bother reading it or ANYTHING that was written in the card...buuuuuuuuuuut much to my dismay, there was NO $100 in it! Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat???? It was such a fancy card it had all these little layers of pretty papers and I searched EVERY LAYER AND STILL NO $$$$$$!!! Ugh!!!

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Weeeeeeeellllll maybe it was in the gift bag, like in a box or something!!! I open the gift bag and all that's in it was a FANCY ROSE PICTURE FRAME...with a picture of THE TWO OF US IN IT!!! I'm like, seriously??? A picture of us??? I don't want no picture of US...I don't even look good in the picture...LOL

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Oh well, I shoulda known a $100 gift was just all talk!!! Not wanting to clutter up my room, (See how organized I am?:) I simply walked into our kitchen and put the whole gift in the trash can, CARD AND EVERYTHING!!! Then, I just went about my day...ta, ta!!!

 

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Well later my brother calls and asks me if I got the gift? I was like, Oh yeah...he's like did you get the $100??? I was like, NOOOOO!!! There was no $100, just a picture of us!!! He's like, well you were supposed to look for it!!! I'm like, I DID!!! I searched that card high and low and there was NO $100 in it! He's like, where is the gift now? I'm like, IN THE TRASH!!! He's like, what??? Mary go get it out!!! I'm like, WHY? Its just a picture of us at a banquet that I don't want!!!

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He's like, JUST GO GET IT OUT!!! I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaaaay...then he says, open up the back of the frame, SO I DID, he's like, now move the card board piece, so I did, annnnnnnnnnnnnd LO AND BEHOLD...there between the picture and the cardboard in the back of the frame was $100!!! $weeeeeeeeeet!!!

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My brother is like, I can't believe you almost threw that away!!! I'm like, Okaaaaaaaaaaaay well hows a girl supposed to know there was a $100 bill in it??? He's like, well you were supposed to LOOK FOR IT and then if you didn't find it when we got back from the trip he was going to show you...I was like, OH! He's like, I mean, he wasn't planning on YOU throwing his stuff gift in the trash!!! LOL Oooooooooooops...my bad!!! Hee, hee!!!

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*BRO TIP: Buuuuuut hey guys, just a heads up, if you like a girl but she doesn't like you back and your going to give her $$$ and you plan on hiding it somewhere in another gift, you may want to tell her so she doesn't throw it away...Jus sayin!!! ;)

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Soooooooooooo NOW I had the $100... fresh and in MY HAND...

NOW WHAT???

(To be continued!!! Stay tuned for part 2 tomorrow!!!;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Shopaholic…

Ahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!!

I saw that on a meme annnnd HAD to make my own version!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Denae and GOD...

Soooooooooooo I had told my sister that I wanted a kitchen torch...I know, I know,  your all thinking, THE LAST THING MARY NEEDS IS A KITCHEN TORCH...buuuuuuut whatevs...to like make food all fancy and make creme brulee!!! Weeeeeellllll, she got me one for Christmas annnnnnnd I decided to use it for the first time in March to make creme brulee for Denae's birthday!!!

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You guys let me tell you something, I cooked that creme over the stove top and I tasted it and it was sooooooooooooo bomb!!! I was liiiiiiiike T, you HAAAAAAAAVE to taste this!!! of course she was like, does it have raw egg??? I was liiiiiiiiiike IDK if its still raw at this point buuuuuuuut who cares!!! 

TAAAAAAASTE IT!!!!

Sooooooooo my sister through caution to the wind and tasted it and let me tell you guys something...she was soooooooooooo impressed!!! I can't remember her exact words buuuuuuuuuuuut I KNEW she loooooooved it!!!! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll this got me to bragging and NOT SHUTTING UP ABOUT IT!!!

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OMW!!! See i'm sooooo the best thing everrrrr!!!! Now I can add CREME BRULEE to my list of Kitchen accomplishments!!! My sister was like, can you please stop bragging about it until you've actually finished making it because every time you brag about your cooking God has to teach you a lesson and something gets ruined and that stuff was GOOD... I'd like to ACTUALLY be able to eat it!!!

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BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT if you all KNOW ME, the mouth did NOT STAY SHUT!!! I continued to talk about the awesomeness of my creme brulee as I put them in their little brulee dishes and into the oven!!!! Then I decided to actually open up my kitchen torch and figure out how to use it and after about 10 minutes of NO FIRE coming out...we finally realized that you have to buy the gas or some kinda little tank for the torch seperate which is sooooooooo ANNOYING!!!! 

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I was liiiiiiike weeeeellllll NOW HOW AM I GOING TO BRULEE THE TOP OF THE CREME BRULEE???? Ooooooooooo I KNOOOOOOW!!! I'll use the candle lighter...I mean its all fire right???? sooooo i sprinkled the sugar on top and put the candle light over it...

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WRONG!!!!

That candle thing literally did NOTHING!!! apparently a kitchen torch is A LOT HOTTER than a candle lighter!!! The sugar just sat there NOT melting at all!!!

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At this moment I HAD A CHOICE!!! I could either just except the fact that my custard was NOT going to have bruleed sugar on top buuuuuuut hey it was baked and still delicious OR I could TRY ONE MORE IDEA to BRULEE THAT SUGA!!!!Weeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllll...

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YOU KNOW WHICH ONE I PICKED!!! 

I had thought, WHAT IF I put the baked custard that has the sugar on top, back in the oven, on the top shelf annnnnnnnd put the oven on BROIL for 2 minutes???? I BET THAT WOULD MELT THE SUGAR TO BRULEE!!!

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Weeeeeeeeeeeellllllllll I was very proud of my idea, I put the tray of little custards into the oven and set the timer for two minutes!!! After one minute I peaked in and nothing really yet buuuuuuuut I saw signs of the sugar melting!!! 

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YOU GUYS, I DO NOT KNOW WHAAAAAAAAAT HAPPPPPPENED BETWEEN 1 MINUTE AND TWO MINUTES....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut BEFORE TWO MINUTES WAS UP.... I was screaming....

FIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!🔥 FIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE!!!🔥

Thankfully my sister was sitting right there at the kitchen table...probably doing paperwork...she practically just rolled her eyes while I ran around screaming...she says, at this point I don't even know how you manage to NOT burn the house down when I'm not home!!!

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I'm liiiiiiiiiiiiike, WHAAAAAAT SHOULD I DO???? 

water??? Water!!! SHOULD I GET WATER???  💦💦💦

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She says no, then she calmly opens the oven and blows out the fire!!! I was liiiiiiiike whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat??? and just like that the FIRE IS OUT!!!!

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I'm liiiiiiiiiiiiiike OOOOOOOH THAAAAAAANK YOU JESUS!!!

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She's just liiiiike I told you NOT to brag about them until they were ACTULLY DONE!!! 

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And for about two seconds I was humbled about my cooking...THEN my sister said the words that changed EVERYTHING!!!! She says, you know WHY I said NOT to get water to throw on them??? I was liiiiike WHY??? Would it make the fire worse or something??? She says, NO, because I knew they weren't completely ruined and I still wanted to eat one!!!!

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I was liiiiiiiiiiiiiike, SHUUUUUUUUT UP!!!! That's HOW GOOD OF A COOK I AM??? THAT YOU ACTULLY RISKED BURNING DOWN YOUR HOUSE TO EAT MY FOOD!!!!!!!!!

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I will literally NEVERRRR

 SHUT UP ABOUT THIS NOW!!! 

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Annnnnnnnd guess what??? They really were STILL GOOD!!!! 

A little extra bruleed buuuuuuuuuuuuut underneath the creme was still basically PERFCTO annnnnnnnd  we ate them all at Bible study that night!!!!

Denae and God excepted

 MY BURNT OFFERING!!!!

(Well actually i'm NOT sure about God...He may still have a few lessons for me!;)

♥Mary Frances :)

If your opening a can of hominy...

If your opening a can of hominy OR any can for that matter....ANNNNNNND...your very cute Pioneer Woman can opener FAILS YOU and does NOT fully open...do NOT I repeat, DO. NOT. use your muscles to finish opening the can... because ...

THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU...

Thats AFTER it stopped bleeding and to be honest it looks better in the pictures than in reality...I couldn't angle my finger to get it all in buuuuuuuut it sliced about half a inch in and half a inch down and then the outside slice is about an inch and a half in a frown type of line...if you wanna see a video of it just text or email me....ahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

Annnnnnnnnd there was A LOT of blood EVERYWHERE!!!

To be honest I was REALLY FREAKED out when it happened and I was all by myself and I thought am I supposed to like call 911 now??? buuuuuuuuuuut even though I was scared, I also did NOT wanna pay the medical bill...sooooooooo the only thing I remember from my first aide class was to APPLY PRESSURE to the wound....

Then while I did that I sought medical council from my nurse friends.and anyone else that was interested in my plight!!!! I also googled what to do and after about 2.5 hours it DID stop bleeding!!!! 

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Then when my nephew got home, I decided to FREAK HIM out since the cut looks like a mouth and was still opening I made it talk to him...Yeah he screamed...it was kinda paindful to do buuuuuuuuuut soooooo worth his reaction...ahahahahahaaa...Then I went to Walgreens, bought medical tape and peroxide and got to work on myself and it's healing QUITE NICELY!!!

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I think i'm going to have a REALLY EPIC looking scar too!!!! I showed it to EVERYONE at church last night too!!! I was liiiiiiiiiike, I think its going to look like my finger is SAD all the time...

LIKE IT'S FROWNING!!!!

Denae was like, BUT THAT'S NOT YOU!!!!

I was liiiiiiiiiiike yeah buuuuuuut then when people are sad I can say, are you SAD??? and show them my finger!!! Then I can say...

TURN THAT FROWN

 UPSIDE DOWN!!!

and then I was telling everyone at church, I mean while I had an audience, hee, hee, i was liiiiiiike, YEAH, annnnnnnnnnd the cut was sooooooooo DEEP I was just look inside it, I thought I could see a bone maybe and I just kept looking inside me!!! Someone was like, WHY??? 

I like, weeeeeeeeeeellllll....I wanted to see WHAT I LOOK LIKE ON THE INSIDE!!!!

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Cuz ya know...THEY SAY it's MORE IMPORTANT to be beautiful on the THE INSIDE than the outside!!!! AHAHAHAAA!!! In case you guys are wondering,  I'm NOT VERY BEAUTIFUL ON THE INSIDE!!!! Things were looking pretty UGLY!!!! 

OOOOOOOOOOH well...🤷

♥Mary Frances :)

In defense of my insides... it WOULD be REALLY hard to compete with the outside!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Okaaaaaaaaay I knoooooow that was sooooooooo something like a really immature teenage guy would say...buuuuuuuuut I just could NOT resist it!!! #SomePeopleJustNeverrrrrrrGrowUp!!!! ;)

I feel bad for...

I was just randomly telling my sister, YOU KNOW, 

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I just feel sooooo bad for...

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My future daughter in law!!!

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My sister is just basically like I have NO idea WHY your even thinking about this when you have absolutely no prospects AT ALL WHATSOEVERRR, buuuuuuuut WHY do you feel bad for her???

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I was like, WEEEEEELLLLL imagine marrying my future son AND KNOWING, that she'll NEVERRRRR be able to cook as good as his mom...I mean just feel so bad for her that she'll have to go through that...my sister is just like basically rolling her eyes at me...buuuuuuuuuut you guys REALLY...I just feel for her...my heart goes out to her...I could teach her...buuuuuuuut STILL...

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THEN I WAS LIIIIIIKE

ACTUALLY, on second thought...

I FEEL BAD FOR MY

 FUTURE MOTHER IN LAW TOO!!!

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I mean one taste of my cooking and BAM...just like that...to know that she'll NEVERRR be her son's favorite cook again...my heart just goes out to her...

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

P.S. I hope my future MIL is NOT reading this right now...

NO CLUE WHO YOU ARE BUUUUUT LOOOOOVE YOU MOM!!!!😇

Where's my Skirt????

Sooooooooo a few Sundays ago, I'm getting ready for church and I have everything all laid out, nice and organized, my room is like, SOOOOOO CLEAN, and I'm just like listening to my Audible story like, OK, it's TIME to get read for CHURCH!!! 

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Weeeeeeeeeeeeelllll I have everything ready buuuuuuuuuuut I CAN NOT FIND MY BLACK SKIRT...liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike anywhere!!! I'm liiiiiike WHAT IN THE WORLD!!!! It was right here!!! I had all ready!!!! How could I lose it that quickly and WHERE did it go??? 

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I'm looking around my room frantically trying to find it and can't see where it could possibly have gone, I mean my room was soooo clean!!! There were no piles of clothes or a mess anywhere!!! Well I just start tearing stuff apart in a desperate attempt to fine my black skirt! I dump out my hamper, tear through the closet, pull out shoes, boots, blankets all kinds of stuff and STILL IT'S NO WHERE!!! 

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Finally, 

I look down and AHA, I SEE THE SKIRT...

IT's ON ME!!!!

I could NOT find my skirt any where, BECAUSE I HAD ALREADY PUT IT ON!!! 

True story folks...I GOT THE MESSY ROOM TO PROVE IT!!!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

They remind me of someone...

Soooooooooooo I go to the weight loss center I go to, to get back on track with weight loss, the owner like loves me and will give me like free products basically just cuz I'm Mary and she loves talking to me and well cuz everyone, almost everyone, loves me!!! LOL 

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Weeeeeelllll I go in one day and the owner isn't there and I'm greeted by this older grandmotherly type lady in a nurses uniform. She opens my file, reads my name and is like, OMG, SOOOOOO YOUR MARY!!! My daughter has told me sooooooo much about you...I'm HER MOM!!!! (The owner's)

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She's like, WOW, your really are SOOOOO BEAUTIFUL!!! Oh just look at you, she says, all your little things, your hair ribbons, your just too cuuuute!!! OMG! On and on...She's just like GUSHING OVER ME!!!! Then she ACTUALLY takes my face in her hands and is just like, YOU ARE JUST ADORABLE!!!  

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I mean, I LOOOOOVED the compliments, buuuuuuut I left that place liiiiike, OKAAAAAY this lady is JUST CRAZY!!!! And YET, despite me thinking she's kinda quirky, I thought there was SOMEONE she reminded me of, that was ALSO KINDA WEIRD, buuuuuuut yet despite their quirkyness, I feel a FONDNESS towards them!!! I'm just  driving home like, hmmmmmm

WHO did she remind me of????

LATER ON...

I'm at home and I see my nephew and MAAAAAAAANNNN...I JUST LOOOOOOOVE THAT KID!!!! I just start hugging and kissing him and telling him he is juuuuuuust soooooooooooo cuuuuuuuuuuute!!! I mean, literally, I think he is like THE HANDSOMEST KID AROUND!!! Plus the kid is PRACTICALLY like a son, MINUS the financial responsibility...bahahahahaaa...I'm like, OMW O YOU ARE JUUUUUUUUST SOOOOOOOOOOOOO CUTE!!!! YOUR ADORABLE!!!! 

Annnnnnnnnnnd as soon as I said that, I REALIZED WHO THE WEIRDO WAS that lady from the weight loss center, FONDLY, reminded me of....

ME!!!!

I was the CRAZY WEIRDO she reminded me of!!!! 

I'm liiiiiiike, OOOOOOOOh yeah...that's WHO!!!!

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 I LOOOOVE the fact that I couldn't place WHO they remindinded me of, buuuuuuuut, it was someone I felt FONDNESS TOO!!! AHAHAHAAA!!!! Even though I thought she was crazy for gushing over me like that, I CAN SOOOOOOOOO see MYSELF doing that to someone when I am in my 60's!!! (Or maybe RIGHT now!!!;)

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!