Friday, May 21, 2021

Pastor's Wife of the year!!!

I wanna say today, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, to THE PASTOR\"S WIFE OF THE YEAR!!!! Who just HAPPENS to be my pastor"s wife...SISTER ABBOTT!!!!
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The first time we met...WEEEEEEEELLLL lets just say I had no idea she"d be my pastor"s wife whom I"d one day loooooooooove and adore!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Don"t worry, she knows EXACTLY how I felt, when she came walking her 18-year-old self in to our church in her COMPLETELY MODEST, little black dress...we joke about it...NOW!!! Buuuuut we were just a buncha imature s. teens back then!!!
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If you had told me BACK THEN that this was the woman that would be there fighting battles with me, praying for me, encouraging me, DIGGING THROUGH THE TRASH FOR MY FAKE TEETH with me...
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YES YOU GUYS!!! About five years ago, I lost my fake teeth...yes...I have two fake teeth...I know people say I shouldn"t mention them...buuuuuuuuut I don"t wanna be FAKE about MY FAKENESS!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!
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 Anyways, I had lost them and was freaking out cuz there was a conference and there was NO WAY I"d be able to get new ones on time...I THOUGHT I had left them in the bathroom at church and that they had gotten thrown away. I was FREAKING OUT!!! The Abbott"s showed up to the church and Sister Abbott started digging through the big, black, dumpster with me for my teeth!!! I was liiiiiiiike, weeeeeellll if I didn"t know she loved me before...I DO NOW!!!! 
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I mean, HOW MANY PASTOR"S WIVES DO YOU KNOW THAT WOULD DO THAT???
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The best part of the story is, we did NOT find them in the dumpster and stopped looking as a huge roach skittered by!!! (Okay guys, I was gonna like bleach the teeth when I got home!) Soooooooo I go home and just accept the fact that God must feel like I needed to be taken down a notch so I didn"t get conceited in my looks...like a HUMBLING experience!!! 
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Then, when I got home, the teeth were just chilling there in my room!!! I was like, WHAAAAT??? See, I KNEW I wasn"t needing humbling, God just wanted me to see WHAT AN AWESOME PASTOR"S WIFE I HAVE!!!
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Aside from all that and being a woman that knows how to pray, Sister Abbott is just down to earth...like she wears sneakers!!! I"m sooooo THANKFUL for a pastor's wife that wears sneakers!!! So what if she can"t sing or play the piano...she PRAYS!!! I"d rather have a pastor"s wife that will knock doors with me, run 5ks and read my blog!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
If you wanna give her a present...
BUY HER HUSBAND'S CD!!!!