How does it feel to be 39???? It feels the same as being 19... minus bringing binoculars to conferences with a digital camera in them and sitting on the front row and taking pictures with the digital binoculars of the conference piano player...(And before you judge me, MY MOM bought them for me for Christmas!!! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!) what can I say...piano playing just makes any guy look handsomerrrr...thats what I was telling my sister...then I was like...weeeeeellll except for blah, blah...buuuuut yeah...other than that....and proposing to guys on facebook...
I REALLY DON'T
FEEL ANY DIFFERENT!!!
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Sooooooooo the Sunday before my birthday, we brought cupcakes to give to the kids after Sunday School class...cuz YA KNOW, it's MY BIRTHDAY. Well before class started I told the kids, TOMORROW there is a big HOLIDAY, does ANYONE KNOW WHAT IT IS??? They were like, TOMORROW is a holiday? Idk-4th of July? I'm nope, they're like, labor day? Memorial day? Juneteenth-cuz ya know you ask that when your in my class!!! I'm liiiiiiike NO YOU GUYS- IT"S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
THAT MOMENT DURING EVERYONE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU THAT YOU REALIZE YOU ARE THE REASON WHY IT'S NORMALLY SO LOUD DURNING BIRTHDAY SINGING-sooooooooooo you join in on singing to yourself sooooooo that it ACTUALLY SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE IS SINGING!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
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| Fun Fact: I once played THE WHOLE ENTIRE crowd in the crucifixion of Jesus!!! Yes, I have the ability to be THAT LOUD AND CRAZY!!! BAHAHAHAAA!!! |
Btw: Me and MJ have the same birthday annnnnnd soooooooooo even though this post is all about MY BIRHTDAY...It was REALLY OURS and everything was for BOTH OF US!!!!
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Gifts from my sister!!!!
Yes guys, I normally do MOST stuff sugar free candy and coffee drinks- I KNOW ALL THE BEST places for that stuff too!!! So my sister got me sugar free cerretas and its sooooooooo GOOOOOOOOD!!!
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Sooooooooooooo every year for my birthday I have a contest with my siblings and friends WHO will give me my favorite birthday card, and THIS YEAR,
MY SISTER WON!!!
Annnnnnnd what the card said-YEEEEESSS!!! Hee, hee!!!
IF YOU WIN: THE PRIZE IS THAT YOUR CARD DOESN"T get thrown out!!!
Isn't that sweet??? Okaaaaaaay i'm sorry buuuuuuuuuut you have to throw stuff out soooooooo UNLESS you right me an EPIC MESSAGE, or your a really hot guy-which so far i've neverrrrr gotten one of those, it's getting thrown out-after the cash OF COURSE!!! Hee, hee!!!
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My dad's card got second place since there was $100 in it!!! BAHAHAAAA!!!
John gave me a gift to REGIFT he said since I KNOW you like doing that soooo much!!!! you can read about that HERE!!! He said not to feel bad about regifting it BECAUSE he was already regifting it to ME!!! WOWWWW!!! LOL plus money and coffee and my other brother gave me money and my other brother gave me a selfie remote and Starbucks card!!!
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My brother John made me a BEAUTIFUL CHEESECAKE for my birthday- he said, OH LOOK MARY, you finally made a cheesecake that tastes good!!!! (Cuz he has my DNA now so you know, i made it through HIM! LOL) WIthout missing a beat I said, YES, I noticed your Cheesecakes have been improving recently!!! Hee, hee!!!
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| Fun Fact: I actually can't really make cheesecake very well!!! That and Mexican rice are what make me imperfect in the kitchen!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! |
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Sooooooooooo i got this cuuuuuuuuuuute package in the mail and I was liiiiiike who is this from??? Should i open it??? My sister was like, it says Daves Tea, did you order tea? I was liiiiike, noooo...I was liiiiiiiiike, SHOULD I OPEN IT???? It could be a bomb or something....I'm liiiiiiiike buuuuuuuuuut it's such a CUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE BOX-I just HAVE TO OPEN IT!!!!
And it was an early birthday gift from KERI with an assortment of teas!!!
I was liiiiiiike GIRRRRRl if you ever wanna BLOW ME UP- just put that bomb in a cute box and BOOM-STRAIGHT TO HEAVEN FOR ME!!!! The teas were all DELISH!!!
The best tea from them was the S'mores Chai sample and I made it into a iced tea latte...BOMB.COM!!!!
THEN WE WENT TO THE TAMALE STORE RESTURAUNT!!!
And once my sister realized I was going off my diet for the WHOLE WEEKEND BEFORE she took me to Crust Brothers Pizza....
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My sister got me the Nuggles swim dress that is sooooooooo bright and gorgous and when I came out my sister in law started laughing, she's like YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A BUTTERFLY!!!!
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I was liiiiiike AWWWWWWWW!!!!
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Abe do you think I look like a Butterfly??? and then he started quoting from A BUG'S LIFE!!!!
Ahahahahahahahahahahaaa!
I'm a FLUFFY butterfly!!! Hee, hee!!!
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Onto Williams and we did the MOUNTAIN COASTER ride!!!
Annnnnnnnnnnnd THEN God's birthday gift TO ME!!!
It started RAINING!!!
BIRTHDAY BOBA!!!
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This was an ADVENTURE!!!! Cuz the pho place we WANTED to go was closed on Mondays so we went to this place and the waiter was TOTALLY NICK MULLIGAN from adventures in odyssey!!!! He even had the accent and greasy look!!!
Got brand new Tom's in my size for $15 at a thrift store!!!
Annnnd the rest of the trip was just shopping and eating and treats and drinks aaaaaaaannnnnnnd MORE SHOPPING!!!!
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Basically we got in ALL MY FAVORITE THINGS!!!! Adventure, Outdoors, rollercoasters, good food, good drinks, chocolate, boba, pho, more coffee and SHOPPPPPING and RAIN!!!! It was a great 39th birthday and I'm STILL SWEET annnnnnd NEVERRRR BEEN KISSED!!! Woooooohooooooo!!!!
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I AM HAPPY to report that I HAVE lost the weight I gained on my birthday and the three days before and one day after---- I MEAN if your gonnna partaaaaaaaaaaaay do it with all your might, riiiiiiiight???? isn't that in the Bible some where??? (Ecclesiastes 9:10;)
