Classic Mary Moments: Thanksgiving humor

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Thanksgiving humor 2018!!!!

Annnnnnnnnnnd I'm also grateful for humor and laughter!!! Sit back and enjoy a little as you all digest!!! Hee, hee!!!

Don't forget to set your scales back ten lbs. this week.

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This has to do with Thanksgiving RIIIIIGHT????

I'm kinda confused? Is it cuz Columbus discovered America or the pilgrims??? Did they come with him or what? Okaaaaaaaaaay don't judge me all my teacher friends, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE...Courtney, Crystal, Jedidah, Liz, Jayne, Lauren, Nicki, Brother A. Foster, Mommy Poo..LOL...MAAAAAAAN, I know waaaaaaaaaay too many teachers!!! Anywayz, don't be judging me for not being sure if that joke has to do with Thanksgiving...How am I supposed to know when THE IMGAGINATION STATION hasn't taken me there yet???????

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay that reminds me, I"M SOOOOOOO THANKFUL FOR ADVENTURE'S IN ODYESSY!!! God bless you Mr. Whitikar for discovering the wonderful town of ODYESSY!! OOOOOOOOH and he was a teacher too...HOLLA!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPY THANKSGIVING AGAIN!!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Getting ready for the BIG DAY!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey i've been saving some of these jokes since LAST YEAR!!!

Laugh people...LAUGH!!! (I am ;)

Be Carful what you wish for!!!!!

You just might get it!!! ;)

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A Sesame Thanksgiving...BAHAHAHAH!!! I LOVE this one!!!

Can't stand THAT BIRD!!! LOL!

PRAY without ceasing baby!!!

BLOND MOMENT!!!

HEEEEEEEEEEY now you guys MAKE ME LAUGH!!! Tell me the funniest Thanksgiving joke you know and i'll post your joke, mass email it, text message it, facebook it, twitter it to EVERYONE tomorrow and tell everyone that YOU SAID IT!!! Happy day before Thanksgiving!!! :)

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!