Classic Mary Moments: CALLIN ALL THE GOOD AT MATH PEOPLE!!!!

Friday, October 29, 2010

CALLIN ALL THE GOOD AT MATH PEOPLE!!!!

I got a GOOOOD Math question for you all!!! Lets see if any of you all can figure this question....WITHOUT a calculator!!! ;P Okaaaaaay...soooo you have 113 fish swimming around in a bowl. 2 die because it is TOO crowded in the fishbowl! (Very sad! TOTAL animal cruelty!!! :,( so you get the bowl and try to scoop the dead ones out...BUT there are sooo many... so you think that you can just pour the two dead ones out into the toilet...BUT you accidentally pour out ALL of the fishies into the toilet!!! Ewwwww!!! Soooo of course there is like NO WAAAAAAAAY your going to fish them all out and back in the bowl...so instead you just FLUSH the toilet and hope they all have a nice life in their new home!!! However, 3 fish don't end up flushing, 12 get stuck in a pipe, 23 drown on their way out, 17 drown in the sewer, 38 swim up to the top of the tank ... the rest make it to freedom back in the ocean, but one more drowns and 8 more get eaten by a shark! (REALLY SAD AND SCARY!!!) HOWEVER, Nemo DOES find his dad and they all live happily ever after!!! Okaaaaay now heres the BIG question...AND DO NOT use your calculator to answer this...Thats TOTALLY cheatin!!! Okaaaaaay...Soooooooo ALL TOGETHER...

HOW MANY FISH ACTUALLY DROWNED????

THINK ABOUT IT!!!

Do it in your head!!!

DO NOT GET A CALCULATOR!!!

Its NOT that hard!!!

If you can't do it in your head...I WILL give you permission to use one..

Just take it ONE step at a time!!!

Right it out like you would for an algebraic problem!!!

Remember the formula???

Y=mx+b

Remember that formula now?

From waaaaaaay back in elemantrey school???

(Okaaaay it was ACTUALLY college for me!!!)

You ready for the answer now???

You think YOUR RIGHT???

Weeeeeelllllll....lets see!!!!!

How many fish ACTUALLY drowned???

ACTUALLY...

NONE!!!

Stop trying to be such a SMARTY PANTS!!!?

Fish CAN'T DROWN!!!

DUH!!!! :)

P.S. Nemo REALLY did find his dad!!! Read the book!!! ;)

P.P.S I had to use a calculator!!! :D?

The Votaws!!!

He has preached all over the US, China, Taiwan, the Philipines, Vietnam and many more Asian countries. He preaches in underground churches in communism countries. He converted a man on death row in prison to Christ and 3 hours before that man died he baptized him in Jesus name. He prayed the first man in Vietnam to kill and americn soldier through to the Holy Ghost and Baptized him in Jesus name. He has converted trinitartin preachers all over to the Oneness doctrine...BUT ABOVE all else...I thank God that I TOO am ONE OF THOSE souls he reached out too...he gave 7 years of his life to New York City!!! I thank God that he answered the call!!! It wasn't until his 6th & final year as pastor there, that our family came into church...we were there for 9 months before we came to AZ and then right after that the Votaws left NYC for the mission fields of Asia...I THANK God that someone had a burden for NYC!!!

Sis. Kathy!!!

This is the woman that invited my Momma to a Pentecostal church!!! She told me that she was actually new in the church herself and that she would see my mom in the front yard of our house playing with us kids and she just wanted so badly for my mom to have what she had just recieved herself. It may have been just one person that she was witnessing to at that time, but that one person has had an affect on her own five children and now its her Grandchildren that are still recieving the blessing of Sis. Kathy's witness. 25 years ago, it wasn't just my mom...I may have only been two at the time, but it was ME she was winning too! I thank God she wasn't afraid to be a witness and that she didn't give up on my mom. For the promise is unto you, and to your children, and to all that are afar off, even as many as the Lord our God shall call. (Acts 2:39) When you decide to live for God it doesn't just stop with you!