My kind of Super Bowl!!!

Amen annnnnd AMEN!!!

Duuuuuuuude SERIOUSLEY, I don't even know WHO'S playing, buuuuuuuut, A SELF CLEANING TOILET, that would be the SUPERIST- SUPER BOWL EVERRRR!!!! Like Pastor Abbott said today in his preaching referring to the Super Bowl, today, someone's god is going to FAIL THEM!!! Buuuuuuuuuuut I'm sooooooooo glad I have a God that HAS NEVER AND WILL NEVER FAIL ME!!!

♥Mary Frances :)

NO Seats...Marriage council WiseDUMB!!!

Weeeelll...being the WISE person that I am...I am about to give some MORE Mary WiseDUMB for your marriage...LISTEN UP MEN!!! ;) (The last Marriage Wisdumb was for the ladies...read HERE!!!)Okaaaaaaaaay so I gotta start off by tellin you all this LOVELY fact that I discovered on my recent travels...

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SOOOOO...Idk WHY...but for some reason, NONE of the toilets in the public restrooms have TOILET seats in the Philippines!!! I'm just like DUUUUUDE...

WHAT happened to THE SEATS???

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Now your probabley wondering HOW this is going to bring ANY sort of Marriage council to ANYONE??? Weeeellll...

CALLIN ALL THE GOOD AT MATH PEOPLE!!!!

I got a GOOOOD Math question for you all!!! Lets see if any of you all can figure this question....WITHOUT a calculator!!! ;P Okaaaaaay...soooo you have 113 fish swimming around in a bowl. 2 die because it is TOO crowded in the fishbowl! (Very sad! TOTAL animal cruelty!!! :,(   so you get the bowl and try to scoop the dead ones out...BUT there are sooo many... so you think that you can just pour the two dead ones out into the toilet...BUT you accidentally pour out ALL of the fishies into the toilet!!! Ewwwww!!! Soooo of course there is like NO WAAAAAAAAY your going to fish them all out and back in the bowl...so instead you just FLUSH the toilet and hope they all have a nice life in their new home!!! However, 3 fish don't end up flushing, 12 get stuck in a pipe, 23 drown on their way out, 17 drown in the sewer, 38 swim up to the top of the tank ... the rest make it to freedom back in the ocean, but one more drowns and 8 more get eaten by a shark! (REALLY SAD AND SCARY!!!) HOWEVER, Nemo DOES find his dad and they all live happily ever after!!! Okaaaaay now heres the BIG question...AND DO NOT use your calculator to answer this...Thats TOTALLY cheatin!!! Okaaaaaay...Soooooooo ALL TOGETHER...

HOW MANY FISH ACTUALLY DROWNED????

THINK ABOUT IT!!!

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Do it in your head!!!

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DO NOT GET A CALCULATOR!!!

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Its NOT that hard!!!

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If you can't do it in your head...I WILL give you permission to use one..

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Just take it ONE step at a time!!!

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Right it out like you would for an algebraic problem!!!

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Remember the formula???

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Y=mx+b

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Remember that formula now?

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From waaaaaaay back in elemantrey school???

(Okaaaay it was ACTUALLY college for me!!!)

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You ready for the answer now???

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You think  YOUR RIGHT???

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Weeeeeelllllll....lets see!!!!!

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How many fish ACTUALLY drowned???

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ACTUALLY...

NONE!!!

Stop trying to be such a SMARTY PANTS!!!?

Fish CAN'T DROWN!!!

DUH!!!! :)

P.S. Nemo REALLY did find his dad!!! Read the book!!! ;)

P.P.S I had to use a calculator!!! :D?