Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The difference between my singin and my drivin...

WHICH ONE IS WORSE???
Soooooo Esther like HATES my singing...with and EXTREME passion...LOL!!! Annnnd she'll like tell me too...DUDE I don't know WHY they have you praise sing! I have NO IDEA WHY your in the choir...I'm like okaaay I have NO IDEA...they ask me to so I do it!!! Most of the time i'm just worshippin anyways...
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 Aannnnnnd I have like kinda tried to get out of choir twice (I LOVE to sing buuuut I hate to pratice! Practice for an hour and I STILL sound bad!!! SO whats the point?! LOL) I mean I really do like choir...i'm jus like...okaaaaaaaay there are waaaaaay better singers so they don't need me...The first time was when Bishop Abbott was the pastor and yeah...I kinda dropped out and then he got up and made this announcement that IF you were in the choir you were STILL IN IT until he told you otherwise...soooo if he hadn't talked to you...SING IN THE CHOIR!!! Annnnd since I was like the ONLY one pretty much not going at that time...I got the hint...weeeeeeellllllll THEN...
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When Bishop started evangelizing...ANNNND we got our new pastor...I was like, OH he is sooooo NOT gonna care if i'm NOT in the choir...IN FACT he'll probabley be HAPPY about it... Soooo Yeah...I didn't go THAT very night I had thought it ANNND when the choir got up to sing and I was just sittin there.... my NEW pastor turns around and looks at me and is just like, AND WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE CHOIR???? I was like, UMMMMMM... (Thinkin...ok how creepy...cuz I just thought he wouldn't care!)I mean when I sing, I KNOW I ain't no Denae Abbott, or Cara Wilkins or Faith Hopkins, OR THAT Sarah chick from Bro. Morton's church, (See I remember you girrrrl...we met at youth alive...and then we were talkin at WCC again in November...Okaaaay it IS SARAH right? LOL!)  BUuuuut... I told Esther they tell me to sing...soooo NOW i just sing...NOT cuz i think i'm any good...I JUST SING to WORSHIP MY JESUS... Soooo watch out mass choirs... HERE COMES MAR BEAR...Bahahaha!!!
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 Soooo the other day when we're driving her to the hospital cuz she thought she was going into labor, she was like closing her eyes in pain. Soooo being the NURTURING, LOVING mommy type that I am, I touch her leg and say, awww Baby do you want mommy to sing to  you?! (I was really just tryin to make her laugh!)
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She is just like... NOOOOOOOOO!!! AHAHAHA!!! So i'm tryin to distract her from her pain ANNND she had just been tellin me the night before when I was drivin her what a HORRIBLE driver I am! Sooooo i'm like, weeelll...
 which one do you think is WORSE, my drivin or my singing?!
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She is like, BOTH!!! BOTH ARE SOOOOO BAD!!! I'm like, yeah buuuuut which one is worse, YOU HAVE to pick one over the other!!! She is like, okaaaay FINE....YOUR SINGING!!! Your driving is BAD...buuuuut your singing has to GOT to be worse!!!
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WHICH I MEAN...if you have EVERRRRR... seen MY DRIVING OR better yet...been with me when I am driving... YOU KNOW...what that SAYS ABOUT... MY SINGING!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Soooooo THEN... when Esther was being discharged from the hospital from having her baby, I had parked in this really CLOSE spot to the entrance so that she wouldn't have to walk very far... BUUUUUUT...I hadn't really paid that much attention to it...annnnnd it was a SUPER TIGHT squeeze....buuuuuuuut then when we came out of the hospital, ALL of the spots around it that were empty before, were filled... sooooo OMW... I was like having a panick attack trying to back out!!! I was sooooooo sure I was going to hit the car next to me or behind me or ANY of them...everything was sooooo TIGHT and sooooo i'm like SERIOUSLEY praying...
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Oh Jesus, help me! God Get me out of here! Oh JESUS, i'm STUCK....HELP ME JESUS!!! ANNNND Esther is like HYSTERICAL laughing!!! So when I FINALLY get out of the parkin spot Esther is like, DUUUUUDE Mary, you are SUCH A BAD DRIVER!!! So we're just like laughing and I'm like HEEEEEEY NOW....
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You said the other night that my SINGING was WORSE than my driving...you can't be going and changing your mind now. She is like NO, I changed my mind...they are BOTH equally as bad...BUUUUT there is a DIFFERENCE...

Your driving is sooooo bad...
BUUUUUT...
its FUNNNNNY!!!
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Your singing is EQUALLY bad...
BUUUUUT....
its PAINFUL!!!
WAIT till she hears me SINGIN...
 WHILE I'M DRIVING!!!
Bahahahahahahaha!!!!
♥Mary Frances :)