Best 💔 broken engagement award 🥇

 So a few years ago, newer in church couple were remodeling our front bathroom, him and his wife were breaking for lunch and we were all listening to Odyssey's together! (I told them that's how you know your officially PENTECOSTALIZED, when you start listening to AIO! I mean, you become PENTECOSTAL when you obey THE WORD OF GOD as in, ACTS 2:38, buuuuuuuut your Pentecostalized when you start listening to AIO!!! Officially in the culture now, HEE, hee!!!)

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Anywayz, we're listening to the latest, Album 67, part 2 of Nightmare's by Constance, and they're all feeling sorry for this chick cuz her fiancé got arrested the morning of their wedding! Jason, Connie and Jillian are all talking and Jason says, she was supposed to be waking up to the best day of her life and it's turned out to be the worst! 

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So Connie says, well my wedding got cancelled the day before the wedding!!! Jason says, WEEEEEELLL mine got cancelled the day of!!! Soooooo Martin and Lucero bust up laughing!

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 I'm like HEEEEEEEEYYY, you think that's bad, 

MINE GOT CALCELLED 

BEFORE HE ACTUALLY PROPOSED!!! 

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#ThatAwkwardMomentTheyTellYouToBuyYourWeddingDressButForgetToPropose

#OrAskPermission
          #TrueStoryPeeps

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

They're like, OKAAAAAAAAYYYY

 YOU WIN Mary!!!

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut hey, 

at least I WON!!!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyy,

WHERE'S MY TROPHY???

Hee, hee!!!! ;)

♥Mary Frances :)

When a guy dumps you...

Ladies, have you everrrrr wondered WHAT you should do when a guy DUMPS YOU??? Whats the right thing? What should I do? What should I say? How should I act??? Weeeeeeeeeeelllll let me all tell you what I thought as a 15-year-old!!!! We WONDER THESE THINGS!!!

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Soooo at 15, I started writing whe I was 15! The first thing I wrote was a novel for teens!!!! Annnnnnnnnd just the other day I found the very first of my writings on the bookshelf in my room!!! 16 years later, I'm laughing HYSTERICALLY at my writings and WHAT I thought should be done when a guy dumps!!!

 Sooooo in my story this girl Melanie Edwards, the main character gets dumped by her boyfriend at Dairy Queen!!!! Sooooo guess what she does???? When she gets up to leave, she takes her melted Sundae and dumps it over her NOW ex's head!!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! And then it says that there was melted ice cream, whip cream and syrup dripping down his face! And smack dab in the middle of his head there is a CHERRY ON TOP!!!!

Bahahahaahahahahahaahahhahahaha!!! I'm like, WOW MARY!!! WOW!!! Buuuuuuuuuut then second thought i'm like,WHY didn't I ACTUALLY do this when I did get dumped by my boyfriend???? Like, HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOO MARY!!!!

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Ooooooh well, theres ALWAYS NEXT TIME!!!! AHAHAHA!!! Forget all that NICE GIRLS STUFF, Next guy that dumps me, I'm gonna be like, NOPE!!! Your NOT allowed to do this OVERRR THE PHONE, through email or text, you gonna dump me, your gonna do it TO MY FACE, LIVE annnnnd IN PERSON...

AT DAIRY QUEEN!!!;)

♥Mary Frances :)

Break-up Scripture!!!

Soooo i've come to the conclusion that I am pretty much the ONLY person I know that can be sittin there, intently readin the Bible and just BUST UP LAUGHIN!!! Now, don't think that I am makin light of God's word, but I sometimes I just can't help but find HUMOR in it!!!
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So we're on our way this past week to YOUTH ALIVE, and its pretty silent in the van. There are a few people quietly havin conversations and everyone else is just dozin in an out of sleep and I just burst into laughter and everyone looks at me and someone is like WHAT ARE YOU READIN??? I'm like, Oh the Bible!!!

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Like okaaaaaaaay Mary!!! I'm like NO you ALL gotta listen to this, its like totally the ultimate break-scripture for all FEMALES!!! Like EVERY girl screams these words when a relationship goes DOWN!!! HAHA!!! Don't deny it girls, you know WE'VE all said it or at least thought it at one time or another!!!

Psalm 116:11

"I said in my haste, All men are liars."
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BAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Straight from THE WORD!!! I LOVE IT!!! :)

♥Mary Frances :)

THIS MADE ME LAUGH!!!!!

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